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Episode Transcript: Frankendoodle
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==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
| − | French Narrator: Ah, the artist at sea. Let us | + | French Narrator: Well, well, what is this? Ah, the artist at sea. Let us watch and see the fruits of his struggle. Ah, it seems that inspiration has struck. |
| − | Artist: Hmm...ah! (draws some strokes. he hums something. however, he drops his pencil into the sea) My pencil! | + | Artist: Hmm...ah! (draws some strokes. he hums something. however, he drops his pencil into the sea) My pencil! What? |
| − | French Narrator: The artist has learned the first lesson of | + | French Narrator: The artist has learned the first lesson of the sea: Always being a spare pencil. |
Artist: No! (cut to the pencil dropping into the water. cut to SpongeBob and Patrick playing "Rock, Paper, Scissors" with bubbles) | Artist: No! (cut to the pencil dropping into the water. cut to SpongeBob and Patrick playing "Rock, Paper, Scissors" with bubbles) | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Ready, Patrick? | + | SpongeBob: Ok. Ready, Patrick? |
| − | + | SpongeBob: One... | |
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| − | SpongeBob: One | + | |
Patrick: Two... | Patrick: Two... | ||
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SpongeBob and Patrick: Three! | SpongeBob and Patrick: Three! | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Patrick, | + | SpongeBob: Scissors beats paper, Patrick! (laughs) |
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| + | SpongeBob: One... | ||
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| + | SpongeBob and Patrick: two... | ||
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| + | SpongeBob: three! Patrick, how come you always do paper? (suddenly, the pencil drops. the two scream) | ||
| − | Patrick: What is | + | Patrick: What is that thing SpongeBob? |
SpongeBob: It looks like a giant pencil. | SpongeBob: It looks like a giant pencil. | ||
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SpongeBob: It is a giant pencil, Patrick! Let's draw some giant pictures with it. | SpongeBob: It is a giant pencil, Patrick! Let's draw some giant pictures with it. | ||
| − | Patrick: | + | Patrick: Whatcha drawin'? |
| − | SpongeBob: Stand back, Patrick! I can't draw with you | + | SpongeBob: Stand back, Patrick! I can't draw with you breathing down my neck! |
| − | Patrick: | + | Patrick: Psh, artists. |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: It's a jellyfish. |
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| + | Patrick: Pretty good, SpongeBob! But it's lacking basic construction, and your perspective weighs a lot. | ||
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| + | SpongeBob: Eh, everybody's a critic. | ||
Patrick: SpongeBob, your drawing's coming to life! | Patrick: SpongeBob, your drawing's coming to life! | ||
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SpongeBob: Now that's more like it, Mr. Critic! | SpongeBob: Now that's more like it, Mr. Critic! | ||
| − | Patrick: No, I mean it's | + | Patrick: No, I mean it's swimming away! |
| − | SpongeBob: Do you know what this means, Patrick | + | SpongeBob: Do you know what this means, Patrick? |
| − | Patrick: Your art can never hang in a museum | + | Patrick: Your art can never hang in a museum. |
SpongeBob: It means we found a magic pencil! | SpongeBob: It means we found a magic pencil! | ||
| − | Patrick: Now all I need is a magic | + | Patrick: Now all I need is a magic mustache and all my dreams will have come true. |
| − | SpongeBob: (laughs) Coming right up! | + | SpongeBob: (laughs) Coming right up! (draws mustache on Patrick) |
| − | Patrick: Life is good! (the | + | Patrick: Life is good! (the mustache floats away) Easy come, easy go! |
| − | Squidward: Squidward, if you had some hair, you'd be the most gorgeous creature in the sea! You've got looks...talent...all you need is a full | + | Squidward: Squidward, if you had some hair, you'd be the most gorgeous creature in the sea! You've got looks...talent...all you need is a full head of...(the moustache goes on his head) hair! |
Patrick: My turn! | Patrick: My turn! | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Be careful, Patrick! Being an artist is a heavy responsibility. Each | + | SpongeBob: Be careful, Patrick! Being an artist is a heavy responsibility. Each work of art is like a child and must be treated as such. |
| − | Patrick: Come on! I | + | Patrick: Come on! I was just gonna draw a cartoon. |
SpongeBob: Okay! Why didn't you say so? Hey! Another jellyfish! | SpongeBob: Okay! Why didn't you say so? Hey! Another jellyfish! | ||
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Patrick: It's Squidward, silly! | Patrick: It's Squidward, silly! | ||
| − | SpongeBob: It's kind of creepy when | + | SpongeBob: It's kind of creepy looking when it moves. |
Patrick: You're right, SpongeBob. | Patrick: You're right, SpongeBob. | ||
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Patrick: Poor Squidward. | Patrick: Poor Squidward. | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Okay! My brain just hatched an idea. (he draws a dollar on Squidward's green mat, attached to a string) This is gonna be classic! | + | SpongeBob: Okay! My brain just hatched an idea. (he draws a dollar on Squidward's green mat, attached to a string) (laughing) This is gonna be classic! |
Squidward: (dressed up) I think I fancy a stroll around the park. | Squidward: (dressed up) I think I fancy a stroll around the park. | ||
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SpongeBob: (doorbell rings) Oh, Squidward! | SpongeBob: (doorbell rings) Oh, Squidward! | ||
| − | Squidward: What do you want? Hello, what's this? Someone left me money for a perm. Come to | + | Squidward: What do you want? Hello, what's this? Someone left me money for a perm. Come to Hairy! (SpongeBob pulls the string) Ow! SpongeBob! Oh, my hair! (it floats away) SpongeBob! |
| − | SpongeBob: Wait! I've got another idea! This | + | SpongeBob: Wait! I've got another idea! This'll be the ultimate prank. I'll draw me, and when Squidward answers the door...it won't be me! Aww, look at him. Ain't he a doll!? All he needs is a tie. Ready for action! (Laughing) |
| − | Patrick: He's beating up Squidward! (he throws Squidward back in his house. DoodleBob then steals the magic pencil) He got the pencil. | + | Patrick: He's going to the door. |
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| + | SpongeBob: He's knocking on the door. | ||
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| + | SpongeBob: Squidward's answering the door and... | ||
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| + | Patrick: He's beating up Squidward! | ||
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| + | SpongeBob: DoodleBoy, stop! (he throws Squidward back in his house. DoodleBob then steals the magic pencil) | ||
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| + | Patrick: He's got the pencil. | ||
SpongeBob: What have I done? We've got to find him! Where could he possibly be? | SpongeBob: What have I done? We've got to find him! Where could he possibly be? | ||
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Patrick: I'm not going in there (SpongeBob also hides) | Patrick: I'm not going in there (SpongeBob also hides) | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. I'm right behind you. Baby steps. Almost there. (DoodleBob draws a hole. They fall into it.) | + | SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. I'm right behind you. Baby steps. Almost there... (DoodleBob draws a hole. They fall into it.) |
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| + | Patrick: What just happened? | ||
DoodleBob: (nonsense) | DoodleBob: (nonsense) | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. | + | SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. Give me a boost up! |
Patrick: Can't we just stay down here where it's safe? | Patrick: Can't we just stay down here where it's safe? | ||
| − | SpongeBob: No way. I created this monster and | + | SpongeBob: No way. I created this monster and I've got to stop him. (a wrench falls and hits Patrick) See what I mean, Patrick? |
| − | Patrick: Where's the leak, | + | Patrick: Where's the leak, ma'am? (DoodleBob draws a bowling ball and rolls it. It hits Patrick and some pink bowling pins and a "strike" sign appears. Another then appears.) |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: You okay, Patrick? |
Patrick: Finland! | Patrick: Finland! | ||
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| + | DoodleBob: (nonsense) (more nonsense) | ||
SpongeBob: There he is. | SpongeBob: There he is. | ||
| − | Patrick: | + | Patrick: He's hideous. He makes me sick, just looking at him. Those big bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie! |
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| + | SpongeBob: Eh hem. | ||
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| + | Patrick: Oh...but it looks good on you, SpongeBob! Heh heh. | ||
| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: He's putting down the pencil! This is our chance. On the count of three, we'll jump out and surprise him! |
Patrick: Oh boy, a surprise party! Is it his birthday? | Patrick: Oh boy, a surprise party! Is it his birthday? | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Patrick! Patrick! Do something! (DoodleBob throws | + | SpongeBob: Patrick! Patrick! Do something! (DoodleBob throws SpongeBob) |
Patrick: Happy birthday! Here's your present. (DoodleBob bashes it on his head) You're welcome. | Patrick: Happy birthday! Here's your present. (DoodleBob bashes it on his head) You're welcome. | ||
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DoodleBob: (repeats it. SpongeBob erases his face) | DoodleBob: (repeats it. SpongeBob erases his face) | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Hold still, Doodle. This is for your own good. (begins to erase DoodleBob to oblivion) Take this and | + | SpongeBob: Hold still, Doodle. This is for your own good. (begins to erase DoodleBob to oblivion) Take that and this and this and that and this that this that... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! I AM SPONGEBOB, DESTROYER OF EVIL!!!!!! |
| − | Patrick: Take it easy, it's just a drawing | + | Patrick: Take it easy, it's just a drawing. |
SpongeBob: Well, that takes care of that, eh, Patrick? | SpongeBob: Well, that takes care of that, eh, Patrick? | ||
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(DoodleBob's arm is still alive) | (DoodleBob's arm is still alive) | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Gee, Gary, you should have been there! | + | SpongeBob: Gee, Gary, you should have been there! It sure was exciting, but you know, I kind of miss the little doodle. He was like a son to me. But I'm sure glad things are back to normal. Well, goodnight, sweet prince. |
Gary: (with a crown on) Meow. | Gary: (with a crown on) Meow. | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Goodnight, magic pencil. | + | SpongeBob: Goodnight, magic pencil. (Falls asleep) |
| − | + | (DoodleBob's arm comes in, uses the restroom, grabs the pencil) | |
| − | SpongeBob: Be careful with that thing! Who knows what will happen? (DoodleBob erases his nose) I nose. (DoodleBob erases some parts of his face) Very funny, doodle. Now it's my turn. (the pencil breaks. SpongeBob has the lead and draws the rest of his face.) Well, doodle, it looks like this is a draw. (DoodleBob sharpens the pencil. he now has both sides.) You've made your point, no matter, I was most artistic in high school. (it falls out the window and hits Squidward.) | + | SpongeBob: Oh hey, Magic Pencil. What are you doing up? Drawing yourself a glass of water? Hahahahahahahahaha! Aah, DoodleBob! No hard feelings, right? (DoodleBob draws an angry look in his face) What do you think you're doing, doodle? |
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| + | DoodleBob: You doodle! Me SpongeBob! (they chase downstairs. DoodleBob erases a door...and the back of SpongeBob's pants, revealing his butt.) Huh? (Erases his butt) | ||
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| + | SpongeBob: Ah! Be careful with that thing! Who knows what will happen? (DoodleBob erases his nose) I nose. (DoodleBob erases some parts of his face) Very funny, doodle. Now it's my turn. (the pencil breaks. SpongeBob has the lead and draws the rest of his face.) Well, doodle, it looks like this is a draw. (DoodleBob sharpens the pencil. he now has both sides.) You've made your point, no matter, I was voted most artistic in high school. (it falls out the window and hits Squidward.) | ||
Squidward: Ow, SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for that! | Squidward: Ow, SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for that! | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Or | + | SpongeBob: Or maybe it was most clumsy. (DoodleBob starts getting him as Spongebob hides on a shelf, He then gets his foot stuck in a piece of paper on the floor.) Huh? Paper! Page for Mr. Doodle! (smashes him with a notebook. he is preserved as a drawing. he smiles) |
(the next day) | (the next day) | ||
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Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, what's with all the ruckus? | Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, what's with all the ruckus? | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Take a look for yourself. | + | SpongeBob: Take a look for yourself, Patrick. |
| − | Patrick: It's the evil doodle | + | Patrick: It's the evil doodle! |
SpongeBob: No, no, not evil. He was just a two-dimensional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world longing for a purpose. | SpongeBob: No, no, not evil. He was just a two-dimensional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world longing for a purpose. | ||
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| + | Patrick: So...he's a drawing? | ||
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| + | SpongeBob: Exactly! See how happy he is? | ||
Patrick: He still looks kind of creepy. | Patrick: He still looks kind of creepy. | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Oh, magic pencil, your powers are too mighty for us | + | SpongeBob: Oh, great magic pencil, your powers are too mighty for us ocean dwellers. So I will send you back to the magic kingdom from where you came. Are you ready, Patrick? |
| − | Patrick: Ready | + | Patrick: Ready! (SpongeBob jumps on Patrick's belly, and the pencil is launched back to the surface) |
| − | French Narrator: We rejoin the artist | + | French Narrator: We rejoin the artist in a creative slump. |
| − | Artist: Huh? My pencil! (he draws a line, but the pencil breaks) | + | Artist: Huh? What's this? My pencil! (he draws a line, but the pencil breaks) |
French Narrator: The second most important rule for the artist at sea: Always bring a pencil sharpener. | French Narrator: The second most important rule for the artist at sea: Always bring a pencil sharpener. | ||
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Episode Article: Frankendoodle
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Dialogue
French Narrator: Well, well, what is this? Ah, the artist at sea. Let us watch and see the fruits of his struggle. Ah, it seems that inspiration has struck.
Artist: Hmm...ah! (draws some strokes. he hums something. however, he drops his pencil into the sea) My pencil! What?
French Narrator: The artist has learned the first lesson of the sea: Always being a spare pencil.
Artist: No! (cut to the pencil dropping into the water. cut to SpongeBob and Patrick playing "Rock, Paper, Scissors" with bubbles)
SpongeBob: Ok. Ready, Patrick?
SpongeBob: One...
Patrick: Two...
SpongeBob and Patrick: Three!
SpongeBob: Scissors beats paper, Patrick! (laughs)
SpongeBob: One...
SpongeBob and Patrick: two...
SpongeBob: three! Patrick, how come you always do paper? (suddenly, the pencil drops. the two scream)
Patrick: What is that thing SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: It looks like a giant pencil.
Patrick: Go touch it.
SpongeBob: It is a giant pencil, Patrick! Let's draw some giant pictures with it.
Patrick: Whatcha drawin'?
SpongeBob: Stand back, Patrick! I can't draw with you breathing down my neck!
Patrick: Psh, artists.
SpongeBob: It's a jellyfish.
Patrick: Pretty good, SpongeBob! But it's lacking basic construction, and your perspective weighs a lot.
SpongeBob: Eh, everybody's a critic.
Patrick: SpongeBob, your drawing's coming to life!
SpongeBob: Now that's more like it, Mr. Critic!
Patrick: No, I mean it's swimming away!
SpongeBob: Do you know what this means, Patrick?
Patrick: Your art can never hang in a museum.
SpongeBob: It means we found a magic pencil!
Patrick: Now all I need is a magic mustache and all my dreams will have come true.
SpongeBob: (laughs) Coming right up! (draws mustache on Patrick)
Patrick: Life is good! (the mustache floats away) Easy come, easy go!
Squidward: Squidward, if you had some hair, you'd be the most gorgeous creature in the sea! You've got looks...talent...all you need is a full head of...(the moustache goes on his head) hair!
Patrick: My turn!
SpongeBob: Be careful, Patrick! Being an artist is a heavy responsibility. Each work of art is like a child and must be treated as such.
Patrick: Come on! I was just gonna draw a cartoon.
SpongeBob: Okay! Why didn't you say so? Hey! Another jellyfish!
Patrick: It's Squidward, silly!
SpongeBob: It's kind of creepy looking when it moves.
Patrick: You're right, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: We can't let it go into town! (Patrick erases it)
Patrick: Poor Squidward.
SpongeBob: Okay! My brain just hatched an idea. (he draws a dollar on Squidward's green mat, attached to a string) (laughing) This is gonna be classic!
Squidward: (dressed up) I think I fancy a stroll around the park.
SpongeBob: (doorbell rings) Oh, Squidward!
Squidward: What do you want? Hello, what's this? Someone left me money for a perm. Come to Hairy! (SpongeBob pulls the string) Ow! SpongeBob! Oh, my hair! (it floats away) SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Wait! I've got another idea! This'll be the ultimate prank. I'll draw me, and when Squidward answers the door...it won't be me! Aww, look at him. Ain't he a doll!? All he needs is a tie. Ready for action! (Laughing)
Patrick: He's going to the door.
SpongeBob: He's knocking on the door.
SpongeBob: Squidward's answering the door and...
Patrick: He's beating up Squidward!
SpongeBob: DoodleBoy, stop! (he throws Squidward back in his house. DoodleBob then steals the magic pencil)
Patrick: He's got the pencil.
SpongeBob: What have I done? We've got to find him! Where could he possibly be?
Patrick: Maybe he's in that poorly drawn pineapple.
SpongeBob: Come on, let's go! (Patrick hides in a bush)
Patrick: I'm not going in there (SpongeBob also hides)
SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. I'm right behind you. Baby steps. Almost there... (DoodleBob draws a hole. They fall into it.)
Patrick: What just happened?
DoodleBob: (nonsense)
SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. Give me a boost up!
Patrick: Can't we just stay down here where it's safe?
SpongeBob: No way. I created this monster and I've got to stop him. (a wrench falls and hits Patrick) See what I mean, Patrick?
Patrick: Where's the leak, ma'am? (DoodleBob draws a bowling ball and rolls it. It hits Patrick and some pink bowling pins and a "strike" sign appears. Another then appears.)
SpongeBob: You okay, Patrick?
Patrick: Finland!
DoodleBob: (nonsense) (more nonsense)
SpongeBob: There he is.
Patrick: He's hideous. He makes me sick, just looking at him. Those big bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie!
SpongeBob: Eh hem.
Patrick: Oh...but it looks good on you, SpongeBob! Heh heh.
SpongeBob: He's putting down the pencil! This is our chance. On the count of three, we'll jump out and surprise him!
Patrick: Oh boy, a surprise party! Is it his birthday?
SpongeBob: Patrick! Patrick! Do something! (DoodleBob throws SpongeBob)
Patrick: Happy birthday! Here's your present. (DoodleBob bashes it on his head) You're welcome.
SpongeBob: Hold it right there, Doodle. I brought you into this world and now I'm gonna take you out. Any last words?
DoodleBob: (jibberish)
SpongeBob: I'm sorry, what was that?
DoodleBob: (repeats it. SpongeBob erases his face)
SpongeBob: Hold still, Doodle. This is for your own good. (begins to erase DoodleBob to oblivion) Take that and this and this and that and this that this that... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! I AM SPONGEBOB, DESTROYER OF EVIL!!!!!!
Patrick: Take it easy, it's just a drawing.
SpongeBob: Well, that takes care of that, eh, Patrick?
Patrick: Done and done.
(DoodleBob's arm is still alive)
SpongeBob: Gee, Gary, you should have been there! It sure was exciting, but you know, I kind of miss the little doodle. He was like a son to me. But I'm sure glad things are back to normal. Well, goodnight, sweet prince.
Gary: (with a crown on) Meow.
SpongeBob: Goodnight, magic pencil. (Falls asleep)
(DoodleBob's arm comes in, uses the restroom, grabs the pencil)
SpongeBob: Oh hey, Magic Pencil. What are you doing up? Drawing yourself a glass of water? Hahahahahahahahaha! Aah, DoodleBob! No hard feelings, right? (DoodleBob draws an angry look in his face) What do you think you're doing, doodle?
DoodleBob: You doodle! Me SpongeBob! (they chase downstairs. DoodleBob erases a door...and the back of SpongeBob's pants, revealing his butt.) Huh? (Erases his butt)
SpongeBob: Ah! Be careful with that thing! Who knows what will happen? (DoodleBob erases his nose) I nose. (DoodleBob erases some parts of his face) Very funny, doodle. Now it's my turn. (the pencil breaks. SpongeBob has the lead and draws the rest of his face.) Well, doodle, it looks like this is a draw. (DoodleBob sharpens the pencil. he now has both sides.) You've made your point, no matter, I was voted most artistic in high school. (it falls out the window and hits Squidward.)
Squidward: Ow, SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for that!
SpongeBob: Or maybe it was most clumsy. (DoodleBob starts getting him as Spongebob hides on a shelf, He then gets his foot stuck in a piece of paper on the floor.) Huh? Paper! Page for Mr. Doodle! (smashes him with a notebook. he is preserved as a drawing. he smiles)
(the next day)
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, what's with all the ruckus?
SpongeBob: Take a look for yourself, Patrick.
Patrick: It's the evil doodle!
SpongeBob: No, no, not evil. He was just a two-dimensional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world longing for a purpose.
Patrick: So...he's a drawing?
SpongeBob: Exactly! See how happy he is?
Patrick: He still looks kind of creepy.
SpongeBob: Oh, great magic pencil, your powers are too mighty for us ocean dwellers. So I will send you back to the magic kingdom from where you came. Are you ready, Patrick?
Patrick: Ready! (SpongeBob jumps on Patrick's belly, and the pencil is launched back to the surface)
French Narrator: We rejoin the artist in a creative slump.
Artist: Huh? What's this? My pencil! (he draws a line, but the pencil breaks)
French Narrator: The second most important rule for the artist at sea: Always bring a pencil sharpener.
Artist: No!
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