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Episode Transcript: Rock-A-Bye Bivalve
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(SpongeBob has a puppet that looks like him on his hand) Look at the funny face!<br> | (SpongeBob has a puppet that looks like him on his hand) Look at the funny face!<br> | ||
| − | Patrick: Wait! I think I might know the problem. | + | Patrick: Wait! I think I might know the problem. Yep, that’s it alrigh Hold on just one second. There he is, good as new.<br> |
| − | + | ||
SpongeBob: How did you know?<br> | SpongeBob: How did you know?<br> | ||
| − | Patrick: How do you think? | + | Patrick: How do you think? And I’ve been doing it all by myself for |
almost a year.<br> | almost a year.<br> | ||
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Patrick: Good night Spongebob.<br> | Patrick: Good night Spongebob.<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Good night Patrick. | + | SpongeBob: Good night Patrick. |
| − | breakfast is ready! (SpongeBob is cooking something over at the grill as Patrick walks in, noticing the bunch of food | + | patrick, breakfast is ready! (SpongeBob is cooking something over at the grill as Patrick walks in, noticing the bunch of food |
that is on the table)<br> | that is on the table)<br> | ||
| − | Patrick: Alright! All this parenting stuff makes me hungry | + | Patrick: Alright! All this parenting stuff makes me hungry. |
| − | He burps then pats Junior) Hey Junior, how are you doing today? | + | He burps then pats Junior) Hey Junior, how are you doing today? Spongebob?<br> |
SpongeBob: Yes, Patrick?<br> | SpongeBob: Yes, Patrick?<br> | ||
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Patrick: Kid’s got a stinky.<br> | Patrick: Kid’s got a stinky.<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: Can you take care of him? My hands are kind of full.<br> |
| − | + | ||
Patrick: Wish I could, but I gotta get going.<br> | Patrick: Wish I could, but I gotta get going.<br> | ||
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door)<br> | door)<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: O. | + | SpongeBob: O.<br> |
Patrick: Phew, what a day.<br> | Patrick: Phew, what a day.<br> | ||
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Patrick: Aw, gee, SpongeBob, I’d love to but I’m totally beat from work.<br> | Patrick: Aw, gee, SpongeBob, I’d love to but I’m totally beat from work.<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Huh? | + | SpongeBob: Huh?<br> |
| − | Patrick: | + | Patrick: That guy got hit in the head with a coconut!<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: Patrick, what about my break?<br> |
Patrick: Oh yeah, your break. Uh, tomorrow, I promise.<br> | Patrick: Oh yeah, your break. Uh, tomorrow, I promise.<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: Uhh, ok, tomorrow.<br> | SpongeBob: Uhh, ok, tomorrow.<br> | ||
| − | Narrator: Tomorrow. | + | Narrator: Tomorrow.<br> |
| − | Patrick: Phew, another tough day! | + | Patrick: Phew, another tough day!<br> |
SpongeBob: Oh, Patrick, I’m so glad you’re home after working all day. I can’t wait for my break!<br> | SpongeBob: Oh, Patrick, I’m so glad you’re home after working all day. I can’t wait for my break!<br> | ||
| − | Patrick: Work was a killer! I need my chair. | + | Patrick: Work was a killer! I need my chair.<br> |
SpongeBob: (walks in still doing chores) Patrick, I really need my...<br> | SpongeBob: (walks in still doing chores) Patrick, I really need my...<br> | ||
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Patrick: Tomorrow for sure.<br> | Patrick: Tomorrow for sure.<br> | ||
| − | Narrator: Tomorrow for sure... | + | Narrator: Tomorrow for sure...<br> |
SpongeBob: Patrick?<br> | SpongeBob: Patrick?<br> | ||
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Patrick: I’ll get to it eventually...<br> | Patrick: I’ll get to it eventually...<br> | ||
| − | Narrator: Eventually... | + | Narrator: Eventually... <br> |
SpongeBob: Uhhh?<br> | SpongeBob: Uhhh?<br> | ||
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Patrick: Uhhh.<br> | Patrick: Uhhh.<br> | ||
| − | Narrator: Uhhh... | + | Narrator: Uhhh... |
SpongeBob: Patrick Star, we need to talk.<br> | SpongeBob: Patrick Star, we need to talk.<br> | ||
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Patrick: Just one more minute, I gotta...<br> | Patrick: Just one more minute, I gotta...<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Don’t 'one more minute' me, Mr. Man! | + | SpongeBob: Don’t 'one more minute' me, Mr. Man!<br> |
Patrick: Hey, I’m missing the coconut!<br> | Patrick: Hey, I’m missing the coconut!<br> | ||
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Patrick: He’s only this big. How many diapers could he possibly use?<br> | Patrick: He’s only this big. How many diapers could he possibly use?<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: Hmmm?<br> |
Patrick: Oh, that’s not that much.<br> | Patrick: Oh, that’s not that much.<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: Hmmm?<br> |
| − | Patrick: So? SpongeBob: | + | Patrick: So? SpongeBob: Hmmm? Hmmm? Hmmm?<br> |
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| − | Patrick: I had no idea! What kind of a father am I? I’ll make it up to you, buddy. I promise! | + | Patrick: I had no idea! What kind of a father am I? I’ll make it up to you, buddy. I promise!<br> |
SpongeBob: So, what’s the plan for the day?<br> | SpongeBob: So, what’s the plan for the day?<br> | ||
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So make sure you save a big ol’ stinky diaper for me to change, and you can take the night off, pal!<br> | So make sure you save a big ol’ stinky diaper for me to change, and you can take the night off, pal!<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: Great, so I’ll see you at six o'clock.<br> |
Patrick: Six o'clock.<br> | Patrick: Six o'clock.<br> | ||
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Patrick: Six o'clock.<br> | Patrick: Six o'clock.<br> | ||
| − | Narrator: 12:00 midnight. | + | Narrator: 12:00 midnight.<br> |
| − | Patrick: Oh boy, that was some party! | + | Patrick: Oh boy, that was some party! Oh, hey, SpongeBob. Hey, Junior. |
What? What?<br> | What? What?<br> | ||
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Patrick: Oh. (after seeing Junior at the window, both their eyes get huge)<br> | Patrick: Oh. (after seeing Junior at the window, both their eyes get huge)<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob & Patrick: Junior!! | + | SpongeBob & Patrick: Junior!!<br> |
SpongeBob: Did you catch him?<br> | SpongeBob: Did you catch him?<br> | ||
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Patrick: No.<br> | Patrick: No.<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob & Patrick: We’re bad parents. | + | SpongeBob & Patrick: We’re bad parents.<br> |
SpongeBob: Junior? Hey, he’s flying!<br> | SpongeBob: Junior? Hey, he’s flying!<br> | ||
| − | Patrick: I guess he’s all grown up! | + | Patrick: I guess he’s all grown up! Hey, what about Daddy? (Junior drops a |
coconut on Patrick's head then kisses him) That’s my boy.<br> | coconut on Patrick's head then kisses him) That’s my boy.<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: Despite all we’ve been through, it was worth it.<br> | SpongeBob: Despite all we’ve been through, it was worth it.<br> | ||
| − | Patrick: Yeah. Let’s have another! | + | Patrick: Yeah. Let’s have another! |
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Revision as of 16:52, 24 October 2008
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Episode Article: Rock-A-Bye Bivalve
Characters
Dialogue
SpongeBob: (runs outside to retrieve the newspaper) Gary, the paper’s here! (Gary comes out on a skateboard. SpongeBob gives him the paper) You can have this, buddy. 'Cause all I need is the entertainment section! (humming while he stretches the rubber band around him) I am a happy sponge! (runs around, laughing, while Gary is reading the paper)
Gary: Meow. (SpongeBob runs into Patrick, who has a rubber band stretched around him)
Patrick: I see you got the paper. (rubber band snaps)
SpongeBob: Oh, hey, Patrick. (rubber band snaps. Patrick clears his throat) Well, I’d better get going!
Patrick: Yep, see you later. (both walk off but then hear a chirping noise then they both run back)
SpongeBob & Patrick: What did you say?
Patrick: Well I didn’t say anything.
SpongeBob: I didn’t say anything, either.
SpongeBob & Patrick: See you later then. (both walk off again and the chirping noise is heard again so both run back)
SpongeBob: Alright, quit messing with me, I know you said something.
Patrick: Ah, but it is you that is messing with me. (both look down to see the chirping noise is coming from a branch)
That’s what’s messing with us! (Patrick points down to a baby scallop)
SpongeBob: It’s a baby scallop.
Patrick: I’ll take care of it! (lifts up his foot)
SpongeBob: No, Patrick! It’s totally helpless. (takes the baby scallop in his hands) It looks like he can’t even fly
yet.
Patrick: Well, what’s the matter? Is it stupid?
SpongeBob: No, Patrick, he’s just a baby. He’s all alone with no one to take care of him.
Patrick: Well, we can’t just leave him out here.
SpongeBob: You’re right. Come on, let’s take him into the pineapple. (both run in and set Junior on the ground) Hmmm,
let’s see, we need a box for him to sleep in. (SpongeBob removes his pants and sets it in front of Junior) There you go.
It’s the best seat in the house. (scene cuts to Gary does a rimshot)
Patrick: Let me see! (Patrick sticks his whole head inside SpongeBob’s pants) Hey, he’s kinda cute. Uh-oh! (takes his
head out, which is now eaten on the side) I think somebody’s hungry!
SpongeBob: (takes out Junior and speaks like a baby to it) Is it true? Are you hungry?
Junior: Cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep.
SpongeBob: I’ve got just the thing. (puts Junior on a barrel and takes out a krabby patty) How would you like a Krabby
Patty? (Junior yelps)
Patrick: SpongeBob SquarePants, are you crazy? That’s not the right food for a little fella like him!
SpongeBob: Of course not. I don’t know what I was thinking. What he needs is a tiny Krabby Patty.
Junior: (sniffs the patty) Blech!
SpongeBob: Huh? No one’s ever turned down one of these before. (gobbles it and gulps it down)
Patrick: (holds up a donut) Let’s try a donut. (Junior hisses)
SpongeBob: French fries? (Junior shakes his head)
Patrick: A donut? (Junior sticks out his tongue)
SpongeBob: (holds up an apple) All we have left is this apple! (a worm pokes its head out of the apple)
Worm: Hello sea creatures! I bring you greetings from Apple World! (Junior jumps in the air in excitement)
SpongeBob: Of course, Scallops love worms! (picks up the worm)
Worm: Huh, wait! We will bury you! (drops it in Junior's mouth)
SpongeBob: Well, you should be good for the rest of the... (Junior cries)
Patrick: What now?
SpongeBob: I don’t know. Aww, don’t cry.
Patrick: Do something, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Uhh...uhh...uhh... Blah-blah-blah, look at the funny face! Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, look at the funny face!
(SpongeBob has a puppet that looks like him on his hand) Look at the funny face!
Patrick: Wait! I think I might know the problem. Yep, that’s it alrigh Hold on just one second. There he is, good as new.
SpongeBob: How did you know?
Patrick: How do you think? And I’ve been doing it all by myself for
almost a year.
SpongeBob: Wow, I’m sure glad you’re here.
Patrick: I know, good thing there’s two of us.
SpongeBob: You know Patrick, since this scallop doesn’t have parents, we should raise it ourselves.
Patrick: Yeah! At least until it’s old enough to be on its own! Oh, I wanna be the mom!
SpongeBob: I don’t think you can be the mom, Patrick, because you never wear a shirt.
Patrick: You’re right. If I was a mom, this would be kind of shocking. (scene zooms out to show Patrick fat and hairy)
Just call me daddy! (scene cuts to SpongeBob, in a red, polka-dotted dress, and Patrick, wearing a boe tie, leaving the
pineapple with Junior in a stroller. They walk by a couple who stop and think how they could make a baby scallop between
SpongeBob and Patrick. Scene cuts to them running with Junior, then sliding down a slide with it, and playing in a
birdbath. Scene cuts to them getting ice cream. Ice Cream Man scoops up an ice cream cone for the parents then scoops up
ice cream, with worms in it, for Junior. Scene cuts to them riding a bicycle but then SpongeBob and Patrick chase after
it, with Junior on the seat. Scene cuts to nighttime at SpongeBob’s house) It sure is cute when it’s asleep.
SpongeBob: (from house) Yeah. (SpongeBob & Patrick watch Junior sleeping) Shh! (both tiptoe out of the room)
Patrick: Hey, Spongebob?
SpongeBob: Yes, Patrick?
Patrick: I never thought being a parent could be this much fun.
SpongeBob: Me neither. (Patrick is sleeping on the bottom mattress and SpongeBob is sleeping on the top)
Patrick: Good night Spongebob.
SpongeBob: Good night Patrick.
patrick, breakfast is ready! (SpongeBob is cooking something over at the grill as Patrick walks in, noticing the bunch of food
that is on the table)
Patrick: Alright! All this parenting stuff makes me hungry.
He burps then pats Junior) Hey Junior, how are you doing today? Spongebob?
SpongeBob: Yes, Patrick?
Patrick: Kid’s got a stinky.
SpongeBob: Can you take care of him? My hands are kind of full.
Patrick: Wish I could, but I gotta get going.
SpongeBob: Going? Where are you going?
Patrick: (puts on a suit and takes his briefcase) Going to work. I’m the dad, remember?
SpongeBob: You mean I have to do all this baby stuff myself?
Patrick: I’ll give you a break tonight when I get home. Don’t you two stop being adorable. (chuckles as he closes the
door)
SpongeBob: O.
Patrick: Phew, what a day.
SpongeBob: Oh great, you’re home! Now you can help me with the baby.
Patrick: Aw, gee, SpongeBob, I’d love to but I’m totally beat from work.
SpongeBob: Huh?
Patrick: That guy got hit in the head with a coconut!
SpongeBob: Patrick, what about my break?
Patrick: Oh yeah, your break. Uh, tomorrow, I promise.
SpongeBob: Uhh, ok, tomorrow.
Narrator: Tomorrow.
Patrick: Phew, another tough day!
SpongeBob: Oh, Patrick, I’m so glad you’re home after working all day. I can’t wait for my break!
Patrick: Work was a killer! I need my chair.
SpongeBob: (walks in still doing chores) Patrick, I really need my...
Patrick: Tomorrow for sure.
Narrator: Tomorrow for sure...
SpongeBob: Patrick?
Patrick: I’ll get to it eventually...
Narrator: Eventually...
SpongeBob: Uhhh?
Patrick: Uhhh.
Narrator: Uhhh...
SpongeBob: Patrick Star, we need to talk.
Patrick: Just one more minute, I gotta...
SpongeBob: Don’t 'one more minute' me, Mr. Man!
Patrick: Hey, I’m missing the coconut!
SpongeBob: You haven’t been helping at all with Junior! We made a commitment and you’re not doing your share! You never
do anything.
Patrick: I changed his diaper!
SpongeBob: Yeah, once.
Patrick: He’s only this big. How many diapers could he possibly use?
SpongeBob: Hmmm?
Patrick: Oh, that’s not that much.
SpongeBob: Hmmm?
Patrick: So? SpongeBob: Hmmm? Hmmm? Hmmm?
Patrick: I had no idea! What kind of a father am I? I’ll make it up to you, buddy. I promise!
SpongeBob: So, what’s the plan for the day?
Patrick: No more fooling around. From now on, I’m Super Dad. I’ll work straight through lunch so I can get home on time.
So make sure you save a big ol’ stinky diaper for me to change, and you can take the night off, pal!
SpongeBob: Great, so I’ll see you at six o'clock.
Patrick: Six o'clock.
SpongeBob: (waving) Six o'clock.
Patrick: Six o'clock.
SpongeBob: Six o'clock.
Patrick: Six o'clock.
Narrator: 12:00 midnight.
Patrick: Oh boy, that was some party! Oh, hey, SpongeBob. Hey, Junior.
What? What?
SpongeBob: Oh, nothing.
Patrick: Oh, what a relief. (takes the lamp off his head and puts it on SpongeBob) At first I thought you were made at
me.
SpongeBob: (takes the lamp off his head) Do you remember what you said to me this morning?
Patrick: Something about root beer, right?
SpongeBob: No.
Patrick: Oh wait, wait, let me guess. I give up.
SpongeBob: Does (imitates Patrick) "you can take the night off, pal" ring a bell?
Patrick: (raspberry) I don’t need this. (walks off)
SpongeBob: What? Where do you think you’re going?
Patrick: (opens his rock) I’m going back to work. (gets in and closes his rock)
SpongeBob: Work? (rips off his mother-like clothing and opens Patrick’s rock. Patrick is watching TV)
Patrick: He got hit in the head with two coconuts!
SpongeBob: So, this is work?
Patrick: You know, it’s not as easy as it looks. Sometimes I gotta move the antenna, sometimes I lose the remote, and
sometimes my butt itches real bad.
SpongeBob: Oh, you poor poor thing. By the way, you forgot your briefcase! (opens up the briefcase over Patrick's head
and ice cream and donuts fall out)
Patrick: Oh, so this is the thanks I get for working overtime.
SpongeBob: (yells) Overtime?! (both start arguing. Junior is heard chirping)
Patrick: There’s that stupid noise again!
SpongeBob: Oh, that’s not a stupid noise, that’s just Junior about to jump out of that two story window.
Patrick: Oh. (after seeing Junior at the window, both their eyes get huge)
SpongeBob & Patrick: Junior!!
SpongeBob: Did you catch him?
Patrick: No.
SpongeBob & Patrick: We’re bad parents.
SpongeBob: Junior? Hey, he’s flying!
Patrick: I guess he’s all grown up! Hey, what about Daddy? (Junior drops a
coconut on Patrick's head then kisses him) That’s my boy.
SpongeBob: Goodbye.
Patrick: Goodbye, Junior.
SpongeBob: Well Patrick, he doesn’t need us anymore.
Patrick: This is the hardest part of every parent’s life, I assume.
SpongeBob: Despite all we’ve been through, it was worth it.
Patrick: Yeah. Let’s have another!
