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The Hall Monitor
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Mrs. Puff: Give me a break. | Mrs. Puff: Give me a break. | ||
| − | SpongeBob: And to my public, all I can say is I’m touched. And furthermore, I will carry out my duties... (clock moves forward in time as SpongeBob continues his speech) ...crime and punishment, punishment and crime in the hall! (at this point, everyone is almost asleep) Which reminds me of an extremely long speech written by the greatest hall monitor of all time. (takes out a long roll of paper) | + | SpongeBob: And to my public, all I can say is I’m touched. And furthermore, I will carry out my duties... (clock moves forward in time as SpongeBob continues his speech) ...crime and punishment, punishment and crime in the hall! (at this point, everyone is almost asleep) Which reminds me of an extremely long speech written by the greatest hall monitor of all time. (takes out a long roll of paper) Friends, students, juvenile delinquents, lend me your ears. (the clock has disappeared, and it is now much later in the day. Puff is asleep at her desk) In conclusion, and without a moment to spare, I will put on this uniform (takes out the hat and belt) and assume my duties as... (puts on the uniform) ...hall monitor! Wish me luck, Mrs. Puff! (walks towards the door then turns around) Oh, and I will be... (bell rings as all students run over SpongeBob) |
| − | ===Things He Did== | + | ===Things He Did=== |
*Helped traffic at a broken light. | *Helped traffic at a broken light. | ||
*Closed someone's window | *Closed someone's window | ||
| − | * | + | *Accused [[Patrick]] for spilling ice cream. |
| − | *Got [[Mrs. Puff]] | + | *Got [[Mrs. Puff]] arrested. |
==Trivia/Goofs== | ==Trivia/Goofs== | ||
| − | *He was also | + | *He was also referred to as The Open Window Maniac |
[[Category:Character]] | [[Category:Character]] | ||
[[Category:Alter Ego]] | [[Category:Alter Ego]] | ||
Revision as of 01:59, 9 August 2008
The Hall Monitor is an alter ego of SpongeBob seen in the episode with the same name Hall Monitor. Mrs. Puff was trying to pick a hall monitor of the week, but everyone (excpt SpongeBob) was already picked.
Speech
SpongeBob: Yahoo! Hall monitor SpongeBob reporting for duty, ma’am! I am ready to assume my position...in the hall! I will protect all that are weak...in the hall! All rules will be enforced...in the hall!
Mrs. Puff: Ok! Just take the hat and belt. (tries handing him uniform)
SpongeBob: I can’t accept that yet, ma’am. First I have to make my speech.
Mrs. Puff: You can’t make this easy, can you?
SpongeBob: Classmates!! Who am I to deserve such a great honor? Why, I would be nothing without Mrs. Puff.
Mrs. Puff: Give me a break.
SpongeBob: And to my public, all I can say is I’m touched. And furthermore, I will carry out my duties... (clock moves forward in time as SpongeBob continues his speech) ...crime and punishment, punishment and crime in the hall! (at this point, everyone is almost asleep) Which reminds me of an extremely long speech written by the greatest hall monitor of all time. (takes out a long roll of paper) Friends, students, juvenile delinquents, lend me your ears. (the clock has disappeared, and it is now much later in the day. Puff is asleep at her desk) In conclusion, and without a moment to spare, I will put on this uniform (takes out the hat and belt) and assume my duties as... (puts on the uniform) ...hall monitor! Wish me luck, Mrs. Puff! (walks towards the door then turns around) Oh, and I will be... (bell rings as all students run over SpongeBob)
Things He Did
- Helped traffic at a broken light.
- Closed someone's window
- Accused Patrick for spilling ice cream.
- Got Mrs. Puff arrested.
Trivia/Goofs
- He was also referred to as The Open Window Maniac
