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Episode Transcript: New Fish in Town
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| − | '''Squidward:''' | + | '''Squidward:''' It's finally complete! After weeks and weeks of burning the candle at both ends... Literally. |
{Turns toward candle burning at both ends} | {Turns toward candle burning at both ends} | ||
| − | + | Squidward: My first clarinet concerto is complete. | |
{Walks over to clarinet} | {Walks over to clarinet} | ||
| − | + | Squidward: {Puts clarinet music on music stand} And ready to be performed. | |
{Falls because of loud crash going on outside and drops papers. They fall on the candle burning at both ends, which causes a fire} | {Falls because of loud crash going on outside and drops papers. They fall on the candle burning at both ends, which causes a fire} | ||
| − | + | Squidward: NOOOOOO! | |
{Falls again} | {Falls again} | ||
| − | + | Squidward: Now, I'm flummoxed. | |
{Squidward peeks outside his front door to see what is going on, when another loud crash erupts, making Squidward bonk his head on the top of his door several times} | {Squidward peeks outside his front door to see what is going on, when another loud crash erupts, making Squidward bonk his head on the top of his door several times} | ||
| − | + | Squidward: OW! OW! OW! OW! GRRRRR! | |
{We then see Spongebob and Patrick standing in front of Patrick's house, pounding a For Rent sign into the ground] | {We then see Spongebob and Patrick standing in front of Patrick's house, pounding a For Rent sign into the ground] | ||
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{For Rent sign then crashes to a million pieces and falls to the ground} | {For Rent sign then crashes to a million pieces and falls to the ground} | ||
| − | + | Spongebob: Perfect. | |
| − | + | Squidward: GRRRRR! Alright, what's going on out here?! I can't even hear myself think! | |
| − | '''Patrick:''' {Raises hand} | + | '''Patrick:''' {Raises hand} OHH! OHH! Can you smell yourself think? |
| − | + | Squidward: No. As I was saying, you two- | |
| − | + | Patrick: Or see?! | |
| − | + | Squidward: NO! | |
| − | + | Patrick: HOW, HOW about taste! Can you taste yourself think?! | |
| − | Squidward: | + | Squidward: Shut it! What are you two dingbats doing? |
| − | Spongebob: | + | Spongebob: We were just posting Patrick's new For Rent sign. {Gestures towards the broken pieces of the For Rent sign laying on the ground} We worked on it all morning. See? |
| − | Squidward: | + | Squidward: For Rent? You mean... one of you is moving out? {Smiles really big} |
| − | Spongebob: {Laughing} | + | Spongebob: {Laughing} No! Patrick here is just gonna rent out his front yard. |
| − | Patrick: | + | Patrick: I need a little extra cash if you know. |
| − | Howard: | + | '''Howard:''' We'll You Just Play it Yourself. |
| − | Squidward: | + | Squidward: Okay, here we go!. |
(Howard and Squidward playing flutes together) | (Howard and Squidward playing flutes together) | ||
| − | Squidward: (thinking) | + | Squidward: (thinking) Wow! This is the happiest day of my life!. |
Revision as of 22:13, 5 August 2012
Squidward: It's finally complete! After weeks and weeks of burning the candle at both ends... Literally.
{Turns toward candle burning at both ends}
Squidward: My first clarinet concerto is complete.
{Walks over to clarinet}
Squidward: {Puts clarinet music on music stand} And ready to be performed.
{Falls because of loud crash going on outside and drops papers. They fall on the candle burning at both ends, which causes a fire}
Squidward: NOOOOOO!
{Falls again}
Squidward: Now, I'm flummoxed.
{Squidward peeks outside his front door to see what is going on, when another loud crash erupts, making Squidward bonk his head on the top of his door several times}
Squidward: OW! OW! OW! OW! GRRRRR!
{We then see Spongebob and Patrick standing in front of Patrick's house, pounding a For Rent sign into the ground]
Spongebob: "Hit it one more time, Patrick. Don't want anyone stealing it."
{For Rent sign then crashes to a million pieces and falls to the ground}
Spongebob: Perfect.
Squidward: GRRRRR! Alright, what's going on out here?! I can't even hear myself think!
Patrick: {Raises hand} OHH! OHH! Can you smell yourself think?
Squidward: No. As I was saying, you two-
Patrick: Or see?!
Squidward: NO!
Patrick: HOW, HOW about taste! Can you taste yourself think?!
Squidward: Shut it! What are you two dingbats doing?
Spongebob: We were just posting Patrick's new For Rent sign. {Gestures towards the broken pieces of the For Rent sign laying on the ground} We worked on it all morning. See?
Squidward: For Rent? You mean... one of you is moving out? {Smiles really big}
Spongebob: {Laughing} No! Patrick here is just gonna rent out his front yard.
Patrick: I need a little extra cash if you know.
Howard: We'll You Just Play it Yourself.
Squidward: Okay, here we go!.
(Howard and Squidward playing flutes together)
Squidward: (thinking) Wow! This is the happiest day of my life!.
