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− | + | I was the kings favorite fool | |
− | + | I made merry merth with laughter. | |
− | I was the | + | But I told a bad joke, |
− | I made merry | + | and the king had a stroke, |
− | But I told | + | And now i hang from ye old rafter. |
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− | And now | + | |
− | + | '''SONG 2:''' | |
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The evil wizard's dragon is here, | The evil wizard's dragon is here, | ||
See the townsfolk scream with fear. | See the townsfolk scream with fear. | ||
− | See the | + | See the townfolk try to run. |
− | I can tell this | + | I can tell this wont be fun. |
− | + | the dragon will torch anything. | |
Anything in the valley. | Anything in the valley. | ||
Hospitals, schools, retirement homes. | Hospitals, schools, retirement homes. | ||
− | + | Even ye old bowling Alley. | |
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− | + | '''SONG 3:''' | |
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+ | Hear me king, for i must sing | ||
How you are the greatest at everything, | How you are the greatest at everything, | ||
− | Like | + | Like having a dragon burn down our city. |
− | A horrible sight that | + | A horrible sight that wasnt pretty. |
'Twas all your fault and 'tis a pity. | 'Twas all your fault and 'tis a pity. | ||
− | + | The king's to bad, the kings to blame. | |
− | + | He hangs his kinglyy head in shame. | |
− | + | la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la. | |
− | The king | + | The king's to bad, the kings to blame. |
− | He hangs his | + | He hangs his kinglyy head in shame. |
− | + | la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la. | |
− | + | '''SONG 4:''' | |
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− | + | Oh Dark Kight spare us please. | |
− | + | Dont cut off our heads or boil our knees. | |
− | + | Please take these to and let me go free, | |
+ | and ill give to thee some...cheese. | ||
− | + | '''SONG 5:''' | |
− | There once was a dragon, so handsome, | + | |
+ | Hark! the princess, she screams from the tower. | ||
+ | By the sounds of her screams, this is her final hour. | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''SONG 6:''' | ||
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+ | There once was a dragon, so handsome, so smart. | ||
He let me go free, for he had a big heart. | He let me go free, for he had a big heart. | ||
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− | + | '''SONG 7:''' | |
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Hark! Ring the bell. | Hark! Ring the bell. | ||
− | ' | + | 'twas all ended well. |
The dragon is vanquished, | The dragon is vanquished, | ||
The princess returned, | The princess returned, | ||
And only a few of us got badly burned. | And only a few of us got badly burned. | ||
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