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! colspan="2" | '''Sherm SquarePants'''
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! colspan="2" | '''Sherm Adolf Shermington before his suicide'''
 
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| '''Species:''' || Sponge
 
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| '''First Mention:''' || [[Krab Borg (Episode)|Krab Borg]]
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| '''First Mention:''' || [[Krab Borg]]
 
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| '''First Appearance:''' || [[Pest of the West (Episode)|Pest of the West]]
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| '''First Appearance:''' || [[Pest of the West|Penis fracture an ugly story.]]
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|'''Final Appearance:''' || [[The Check-Up (Episode) |The Check-Up]]
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| '''Color:''' || Yellow
 
| '''Color:''' || Yellow
 
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| '''Eye Color:''' || Brown
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| '''Sexual Orientation:''' || homosexual, nekrophile and sadist
 
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| '''Weight:''' || Light as a Sponge
 
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*He can stick a watermelon up his nose
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*He can stick a watermelon up his nose and his anus
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*Possibly The Manson Family
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''' Uncle Sherman "Sherm" SquarePants''' is [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob's]] uncle and [[Cousin Stanley S. SquarePants]]' father. He is a famous member of the SquarePants family for he can put an entire watermelon inside his nostril. He was mentioned in the episodes [[Krab Borg]], [[Stanley S. SquarePants (Episode)|Stanley S. SquarePants]] and [[Pest of the West (Episode)|Pest of the West]]. His picture can be seen in Pest of the West, and is also mentioned in the video game ''Nicktoons: Battle for Volcano Island''.
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'''Adolf "Sherm" Shermington''' was a sentenced to death serial killer, rapist and cannibal. It is estimated he has in the space of [[Bikini Bottom|Topples Bikini Bottom]] killed 5-100 fish, raped them post mortem, cut them in small pieces, cook and devoured them .  
  
===Looks===
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=== Looks ===
Sherm is shaped as a kitchen sponge like SpongeBob, although he has many minor differences., He has brown eyes, bigger nose, a red bow-tie and lots of teeth. His pants are a bit wrinkled, his belt has a silver belt buckle and he has bits of hair on his arm. He is only seen in a photo, not seen physically.  
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In an interview he said: ''I look like shit!''. Furthermore, his penis is 30 inches long, according to him.
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== Biography ==
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Sherm grew up in an environment characterized by violence, his father was an alcoholic and beat the young Sherm and his mother sexually abused him, early on he developed violent fantasies to kill his parents. At age 12 his parents gave him up for adoption, he was adopted by two gays who abused him as a sex slave. Although it had no legal consequences but Sherm put a fire in which his guardian died, this is probably his first double murder. At 14, he discovers that he was a sadist, he began to torture animals. By his own statement he wanted to know how they look from the inside. He was adopted by a farmer of him abused for heavy physical work. On the farm, he began to pass from slaughtered animals. On the farm, he met a girl with a porn magazines he wanted this just as excited as him when he forced her to have sex with him, she screamed, then he killed her. When the farmer discovered the body and wanted to pass this to her was raped by Sherm, he later strangled him. Then he ejaculated over the corps, then he heard music for many hours. Since the farm was far away from civilization, the bodies were found this one until weeks later. Sherm fled to the city to eke out as a hustler. On the way to the next town he was forced by a pedophile for sex. He gets that overwhelm, then he forced him to oral sex. Then he strangled him and raped him post mortem. He later worked as pimps and brothel owner. At 20 he murdered [[Susie Fish]], with a knife he cut off her breasts and processed it to Chili Concarne. The food he sold to the homeless, he also ate itself too. At 22 he began a series of rape. E.g. it also fell victim to [http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Flynt Larry Flynt], with this he should have had anal sex before. His victims were: women, men, children, infants, retirees, the other entire families. He cut them accessible to the reproductive organs as needed, cooked and ate them. During the search of his apartment were: vibrators, adult DVDs, sex dolls, semen and fecal traces, a plastic vagina and by him as such designated ''giant dildo''. On his PC were found almost exclusively pornographic videos, pictures and texts. Especially violent porn and animal porn were to be found. In his refrigerator was found fish meat and the head and the genitalia of Larry Flynt. Furthermore, they found some pictures of an erect penis, one suspects that he has stolen from Squiward. They also found nude photos of Sherm, probably made by him [[Squiward]]. He was caught red-handed when he tried to castrate a surfer. He was killed by the police almost. In a psychiatric examination it was discovered that Sherm was suffering from schizophrenia. He killed himself with a watermelon that had smuggled through his anus.
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
*Uncle Sherm sent a letter to SpongeBob in [[Stanley S. Squarepants]]. He probably didn't like having Stanley with him (Problaby due to Stanley destroying his stuff) since he wrote "I'm Free!" at the bottom of the letter.
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*He also wrote a book called ''My ass was fucked bloody''.
*He was first mentioned in [[Krab Borg]], but his first appearance was [[Pest of the West]].
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*When first mentioned in [[Krab Borg]], the name Sherm was actually an Easter Egg. One of the producers of the show has the name Sherm Cohen.
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*The watermelon in the picture has to be really tiny because sherm is probably 4 inches tall.
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*Uncle Sherm set a record for stuffing a watermelon up his nose. SpongeBob mentioned this in [[Pest of the West (Episode)|Pest of the West]].
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*He was going to have a main role in a cancelled episode "'''Uncle Sherm's Visit'''", but was replaced with the episode [[The Gift of Gum (Episode)|The Gift of Gum]].  
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