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| − | A '''Sea bear''' is an underwater bear, | + | [[Image:Seebär.jpg|thumb|right|The Sea Bear]] |
| + | [[Image:FSM2.jpg|thumb|[[Fake Science Monthly]] showing "How to Stop a Sea Bear]] | ||
| + | [[Image:FSM1.jpg|thumb|right|the same magazine, "Sea Bears and Fairytales Are Real".]] | ||
| + | A '''Sea bear''' is an underwater bear, it only appeared in [[The Camping Episode]]. [[SpongeBob]], [[Patrick]] and [[Squidward]] all encountered one. | ||
===Looks=== | ===Looks=== | ||
| − | The sea bear looks like a | + | The sea bear looks like a half-fish half-bear. It has many green colors on it's body, It has a huge mouth and tongue, its fins are big and it has a tail. |
===Defenses and Attractions=== | ===Defenses and Attractions=== | ||
Attractions of a sea bear (with explanations and/or reasons): <br /> | Attractions of a sea bear (with explanations and/or reasons): <br /> | ||
| − | *Playing a [[clarinet]] | + | *Playing a [[clarinet]] poorly. |
| − | * | + | **This may be because sea bears take Clarinets (especially with Squidward's talent) as an animal dying. |
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| − | * | + | *Waving a flashlight |
| + | *Patrick claims flashlights are their natural prey, though it could also be seen as a sign of weakness or inferiority. | ||
| − | * | + | *Stomping on the ground |
| + | **They take it as a challenge. | ||
| − | * | + | *Eating, distributing, or even holding cubed cheese. |
| + | **SpongeBob points out that sliced cheese is "fine". | ||
| − | * | + | *Wearing a sombrero in a goofy fashion |
| − | *Wearing a | + | **Ofensive, perhaps. |
| − | *Screeching like a chimpanzee | + | |
| − | * | + | *Wearing clown shoes |
| − | *It should also be noted that sea bears seem to just "not like" | + | **Perhaps in ridicule of a sea bear's large body, or the bear may mistake giant red feet as a sign of dying. |
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| + | *Wearing a hoopskirt | ||
| + | **Ugly. | ||
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| + | *Screeching like a chimpanzee | ||
| + | **Perhaps they hate the sound of a screeching chimpanzee. | ||
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| + | *Running for your lives | ||
| + | **Sea bears hate that. | ||
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| + | *Live home before camping is over | ||
| + | **They hate that more than running | ||
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| + | *Crawling | ||
| + | **I dont' know why | ||
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| + | * It should also be noted that sea bears seem to just "not like" Squidward. | ||
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| − | + | The only defense: | |
| − | *To protect oneself from the mauling | + | *To protect oneself from the mauling of a Sea Bear, an [[Sea Bear Circle|Anti-Sea Bear Circle]] must be drawn in the ground. Immediantly after, the prey must stand or sit in the Circle's radius, and if successful, the sea bear will not attack. However, a Circle must be a perfect (or near-perfect) circle, and that an ''oval'' will not help. |
| − | + | also if trying to escape from a sea do not REPEAT DO NOT try to run from a sea bear | |
| − | + | do not try to limp away from a sea bear(they hate limping more than running) | |
| − | + | do not try to crawl away from a sea bear | |
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*There is also a [[Sea Rhinoceros]], which will always come after the sound of a sea bear attack, possibly to pick up any scraps of meat that a sea bear leaves behind (like vultures). | *There is also a [[Sea Rhinoceros]], which will always come after the sound of a sea bear attack, possibly to pick up any scraps of meat that a sea bear leaves behind (like vultures). | ||
===Rumors=== | ===Rumors=== | ||
| − | *There are many rumors and controversies about the dreaded Sea Bear. In a | + | *There are many rumors and controversies about the dreaded Sea Bear. In a magazine called "Fake Science Monthly" it explains that Sea Bears and Fairy Tales are real. |
| − | *Later in the episode, it shows a different issue of | + | *Later in the episode, it shows a different issue of Fake Science Monthly, explaining the purpose of an [[Anti-Sea Bear Circle]], and that it is the only defense available. |
| − | *In | + | *In a magazine called "Bikini Bottom Inquirer", there is an article about a fish marrying a Sea Bear. |
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===Related Pages=== | ===Related Pages=== | ||
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*[[Anti-Sea Rhinoceros Undergarments]] | *[[Anti-Sea Rhinoceros Undergarments]] | ||
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