Editing Sea Bear

[[Image:Seebär.jpg|thumb|right|The Sea Bear]] 
A '''Sea bear''' is an underwater bear, and only appeared in [[The Camping Episode]]. [[SpongeBob]], [[Patrick]] and [[Squidward]] all encountered it once. 

===Looks===
The sea bear looks like a normal fish with clawed fins (though it floats in the water on its side like a normal fish, unlike the regular fish of [[Bikini Bottom]]), and has the head and upper body of a bear.

===Defenses and Attractions===
Attractions of a sea bear (with explanations and/or reasons): <br />

*Playing a [[clarinet]] poorly.
**This may be because sea bears take [[clarinet]]s (especially with [[Squidward]]'s talent) as an animal dying.

*Waving a flashlight back and forth really fast.
**[[Patrick]] claims flashlights are their natural prey, though it could also be seen as a sign of weakness or inferiority.

*Stomping on the ground 
**They take it as a challenge.

*Eating, distributing, or even holding cubed cheese.
**[[SpongeBob]] points out that sliced cheese is fine.

*Wearing a sombrero in a goofy fashion (upside down). 
**Offensive, perhaps.

*Wearing clown shoes
**Perhaps in ridicule of a sea bear's large body, or the bear may mistake giant red feet as a sign of dying.

*Wearing a hoop skirt. 
**Perhaps this disgusts the Sea Bear, or is just too ugly.

*Screeching like a chimpanzee.
**Perhaps they hate the sound of a screeching chimpanzee, or may sound like an animal dying.

* It should also be noted that sea bears seem to just "not like" [[Squidward]], since it always attacks him whenever he moves. [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] tells [[Squidward]] not to run, limp, or crawl if he doesn’t want the Sea Bear to attack, but then, after doing something off-screen, the Sea Bear attacks once again, showing that, even though he didn’t do anything that a Sea Bear normally hates, the Sea Bear just doesn’t like [[Squidward]] (as noted by [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]).

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Defense:

*To protect oneself from the mauling of a Sea Bear, an [[Sea Bear Circle|Anti-Sea Bear Circle]] must be drawn in the ground. Immediately after, the prey must stand or sit in the Circle's radius, and if successful, the sea bear won’t attack. However, a circle must be a perfect (or near-perfect) circle, and that an ''oval'' won’t help.
 
*Also if trying to escape from a sea bear don’t, under any circumstances, try to run from a sea bear, as they hate that.
*Don’t try to limp away from a sea bear (they hate limping more than running).
*Don’t try to crawl away from a sea bear.
*If the sea bear doesn't like you, it increases the risk of being attacked.

*There is also a [[Sea Rhinoceros]], which will always come after the sound of a sea bear attack, possibly to pick up any scraps of meat that a sea bear leaves behind (like vultures).

===Rumors===
*There are many rumors and controversies about the dreaded Sea Bear. In a magazine called "[[Fake Science Monthly]]" it explains that Sea Bears and Fairy Tales are real--however, this is an obvious gimmick, seeing that the title of the magazine itself implies that the stories inside aren’t true.

*Later in the episode, it shows a different issue of [[Fake Science Monthly]], explaining the purpose of an [[Anti-Sea Bear Circle]], and that it is the only defense available. 

*In a magazine called "Bikini Bottom Inquirer", there is an article about a fish marrying a Sea Bear.

*Of course, although the name of the magazine is "[[Fake Science Monthly]]," the tips inside, such as drawing an [[Anti-Sea Bear Circle]], do really work.

===Related Pages===
*[[Sea Rhinoceros]]
*[[Anti-Sea Bear Circle]]
*[[Fake Science Monthly]]
*[[The Camping Episode]]
*[[Anti-Sea Rhinoceros Undergarments]]

==Friends==
SpongeBob and Patrick. Why? Because He does not see SpongeBob and Patrick doing stuff that makes a Sea Bear mad, except that Squidward did things that attracted a Sea Bear.

==Mortal Enemies==
Squidward, because Squidward Played a Clarinet Badly, Waving a Flashlight back and forward, Stomping on the Ground, Eating Cubbed Cheese on a Dish, Wearing a Sambreo upside down, Wearing Clown Shoes, Wearing a Hoop Skirt, and Screeching like a Chimpanzee!



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