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| − | Episode Article: [[You Don't Know Sponge (Episode)|You Don't Know Sponge]]
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| | ==Characters== | | ==Characters== |
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| | *[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] | | *[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] |
| | *[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] | | *[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] |
| − | *[[Larry the Lobster|Larry]] | + | *[[Frank (Whale Buisnessman)]] |
| − | *[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]] | + | *[[Fish Buisnessman]] |
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| − | ==Dialogue==
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| − | (episode begins at the Krusty Krab. Squidward is reading a magazine, and hears a whale song. He looks in the kitchen and finds out it was Patrick, who calls the whale song again. SpongeBob chatters in dolphin. Patrick and SpongeBob then make the noises several more times)
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| − | '''Squidward''': Can you two be quiet?! (SpongeBob and Patrick struggle not to make the noises again, but end up doing so again, knocking Squidward off his feet) Didn't think so. What are you barnacle heads doing, anyway?
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Patrick and I are practicing our favorite noises. Mine is a dolphin, laughing. [chatters again]
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| − | '''Patrick''': And my favorite is the plaintive song of the blue whale. Ahem. (calls the whale song. Two businessmen are walking down a street and one is a whale, who hears the song)
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| − | '''Whale Businessman''': Huh? Did you hear that?
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| − | '''Fish Businessman''': What's wrong, Frank?
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| − | '''Frank (Whale Businessman)''': That song. It sounds just like... Martha!
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| − | '''Fish Businessman''': Frank, how many times do I have to tell you? Martha's no good for you! She's just no good! (cut back to Krusty Krab. Patrick calls the whale song again)
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| − | '''Squidward''': Why would you want to practice such horrible sounds?
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': It's one of the activities in our favorite magazine. (holds up a magazine) [[Simple-Ton Magazine|Simple-Ton]]: A ton of simple things to do!
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| − | '''Squidward''': It must be very mentally challenging for you!
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Oh, it is.
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| − | '''Patrick''': Yeah. And it made me look more smart-like. (goes cross-eyed) What does the magazine say we should do next?
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Well, let's take a look. (opens magazine) We've done everything in this issue. Oh, except for this one! The Best Friend Quiz! Do you really know your best friend? Oh, this should be easy. Patrick and I know everything about each other!
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| − | '''Squidward''': Well, you two have fun with your mutual ignoramus society. (walks away from window)
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| − | '''SpongeBob and Patrick''': Bye, Squidward!
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| − | '''Squidward''': (comes back to window) Morons. (goes away again)
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| − | '''SpongeBob and Patrick''': Bye, again!
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': You go first, Patrick.
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| − | '''Patrick''': Oh, no. After you, old buddy.
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': ''Au contraire''. After you, ''mon ami''.
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| − | '''Patrick''': No. After you, old pal.
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': No, no, no, no, no. After you, bestest buddy- (a boot is thrown at his head) -Oof!
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| − | '''Squidward''': (offscreen) Just pick one! And there's another three where that came from!
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': I'll go first. (puts on glasses) Question 1: What is your best friend's favorite color? Hmmm... I'm
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| − | thinking...AQUAMARINE!
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| − | '''Patrick''': I hate to burst your bubble, but my favorite color is... it is aquamarine. Sorry I doubted you.
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': No problem. Is your best friend right, or left-handed? The answer is right-handed.
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| − | '''Patrick''': (draws "Patrick iz awesome" on the wall) How did you know?
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Simple, Patrick! It's because you're my best friend!
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| − | '''Patrick''': Aww!
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Is your best friend's belly button have an inny or an outie?
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| − | '''Patrick''': (gasps and grabs the front desk with Squidward in it) No peeking!
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (laughs) No need to peek, Patrick. I can do this with my eyes closed! (closes eyes and thinks) You haaaaaaaaaave...
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| − | '''Patrick''': Oh! What will his answer be?
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| − | '''Squidward''': (sarcastically) The suspense is killing me!
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': ...an inny!
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| − | '''Patrick''': Well, let's just check that theory! (looks down at his belly button and sees he's an inny) Inny! (echoes) Wow! How does he do it?
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| − | '''Squidward''': (monotonously) Magic. (takes desk and walks away)
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| − | '''Patrick''': My turn! But give me some hard ones. Not like those softballs you answered.
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Okay! First question: What is your best friend's favorite color?
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| − | '''Patrick''': Aw, man! Pulling out the big guns. Color? Color? (SpongeBob gasps to give Patrick a hint) No, no! No hints! (struggles) Blue! No, clear! No! (slaps himself in the face) That's not it. 14.
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': The answer is...beige.
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| − | '''Patrick''': Oh barnacles! I was so close.
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Question 2: Is your best friend right, or left-handed?
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| − | '''Patrick''': (paces back and forth) Tricky...tricky. Hmm...right, or, left...right handed!
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Sorry Patrick, I'm ambidextrous! (grows another pair of arms)
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| − | '''Patrick''': Oh, fish paste!
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Next question, does your best friend have an inny, or outie belly button?
| + | ==Places== |
| | + | *[[Krusty Krab]] |
| | + | *Street |
| | + | *[[SpongeBob's House]] |
| | + | *[[Sandy's Treedome]] |
| | + | *[[Cooking Supplies]] |
| | + | *[[Magic Shop]] |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Belly Button, huh? An inny! (there is a loud buzzer that comes when there is a wrong answer to a question)
| + | ==Dialouge== |
| | + | The Krusty Krab is shown and then inside. Squidward is reading a magazine and hears a whale song. He looks in the kitchen and found out it was Patrick. |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Sorry Patrick. I have an outie. (shows his outie belly button)
| + | SpongeBob: (says bad word #11) |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Well, I'm sure you'll get the next one right! What is your best friend's favorite food?
| + | Patrick and SpongeBob then make the noises several more times. |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Uhhh...
| + | Squidward: Can you two be quiet? |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (holds up a sign that says "Krabby Patty" in one hand, and an actual Krabby Patty in the other)
| + | SpongeBob and Patrick struggle not to make the noises again, but end up doing so. |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Oh! Oh! I remember! Your favorite food is a Chum Burger! | + | Squidward: Didn't think so. What are you barnacle heads doing, anyway? |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (frowns and puts down the sign and Krabby Patty) No.
| + | SpongeBob: Patrick and I are practicing our favorite noises. Mine is a dolphin, laughing. (Makes noise again) |
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| − | '''Patrick''': I thought for sure I had that one.
| + | Patrick: And my favorite is the platith song of the blue whale. Ahem. (Makes Noise) |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Okay, lets try an easy one. Is your best friend a boy or a girl?
| + | Two buisnessmen are walking down a street and one is a whale, who hears the song. |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Oooh...that's a toughie. (eyes SpongeBob's muscles) Rugged biceps. (inspects SpongeBob's eyes) Yet delicate
| + | Whale Buisnessman: Huh? Did you hear that? |
| − | eyelashes. Hmmm...pass!
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (work hat deflates. Clears his throat) Uhhh...last question! | + | Fish Buisinessman: What's wrong, Frank? |
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| − | '''Patrick''': (claps hands) Ooh! This is for the win!
| + | Frank (Whale Buisnessman): That song. It sounds just like...Martha! |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': What shape is your best friend? | + | Fish Buisinessman: Frank, how many times do I have to tell you? Martha's no good for you! She's just no good! |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Oh! I got this one! Um...can you repeat the question?
| + | Cuts back to Krusty Krab. |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': What shape is your best friend, SpongeBob SQUAREPANTS?
| + | Squidward: Why would you want to practice such horrible sounds? |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Round... flat... hexagon... | + | SpongeBob: It's one of the activities in our favorite magazine. Simple-Ton! A ton of simple things to do! |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': SQUARE-pants.
| + | Squidward: It must very challanging for you. |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Ooh! It's right on the tip of my tongue!
| + | SpongeBob: Oh, it is. |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (holds up a timer) Five seconds.
| + | Patrick: Yeah. And it made me look more smartlike. (Goes cross-eyed) What does the magazine say we should do next? |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Um! Um! Tricep... pentagon... mormorphis... | + | SpongeBob: Well, let's take a look. (Opens Book) We've done everything in this issue. Oh, except for this one! The Best Friend Quiz! Do you really know your best friend? Oh, this should be easy. Patrick and I know everything about each other! |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Times up! (timer rings)
| + | Squidward: Well, you two have fun with your mutual ignorarinius society. (Walks away from window) |
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| − | '''Patrick''': TRIANGLE!!
| + | SpongeBob & Patrick: Bye, Squidward! |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': I, eh... no. (cut to Squidward adjusting his boat outside the kitchen, in the dining area)
| + | Squidward: (Comes back to window) Morons. (Goes away again) |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Idiots, wrecking my boat! (SpongeBob and Patrick enter the dining area) So, who won your stupid quiz?
| + | SpongeBob & Patrick: Bye, again! |
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| − | '''Patrick''': It was a tie.
| + | SpongeBob: You go first, Patrick. |
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| − | '''Squidward''': (takes the Simple-Ton magazine) Let me see that. (starts laughing) A triangle?! Patrick didn't know anything about you! (continues laughing) And he's supposed to be your best friend?
| + | Patrick: Oh, no. After you, old buddy. |
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| − | '''Patrick''': I know, it's like we're not friends at all!
| + | SpongeBob: Oh, contrair. After you, moname. |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Now, now. Patrick may not have passed the quiz, but like a true best friend, he's always here for me. Right
| + | Patrick: No. After you, old pal. |
| − | Patrick? (turns to Patrick, but he's nowhere in sight) Patrick? (Patrick is now outside, buying ice cream from the ice cream truck)
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| − | '''Patrick''': Ice cream!
| + | SpongeBob: No, no, no, no, no. After you, bestest buddy- (A boot is thrown at his head) -Oof! |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Looks like your best friend isn't a friend at all! (laughs. SpongeBob walks outside to Patrick)
| + | Squidward: (offscreen) Just pick one! And there's another three where that came from! |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Hey, SpongeBob! I got you an ice cream. (holds out an ice cream cone to SpongeBob)
| + | SpongeBob: I'll go first. (puts on glasses) Question 1: What is your best friend's favorite color? Hmmm.... I'm thinking........ AQUAMARINE! |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (takes the cone) thank you best friend, Patrick.
| + | Patrick: I hate to burst your bubble, but my favorite color is........ it is aquamarine. Sorry I doubted you. |
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| − | '''Patrick''': It's your favorite! Dill Pickle Swirl with mustard and extra bacon bits!
| + | SpongeBob: No problem. Is your best friend right, or left-handed? The answer is right-handed. |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Patrick, this is your favorite ice cream. My favorite is... plain vanilla.
| + | Patrick: (Draws "Patrick iz awesome" on the Wall) How did you know? |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Oh, right. (takes the ice cream out of SpongeBob's hand) Well, more ice cream for me! (SpongeBob's eyes start watering) Oh, can I borrow five bucks? (SpongeBob miserably takes the money out of his pocket)
| + | SpongeBob: Simple, Patrick! It's because you're my best friend! |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Here! Take your dirty, rotten money! I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE! (runs off, crying)
| + | Patrick: Awwwwwwww!!!!! |
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| − | '''Ice Cream Man''': Hey, what's with him?
| + | SpongeBob: Is your best friend's belly button have an inny or an outie? |
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| − | '''Patrick''': I guess he didn't want any ice cream. (bubble-wipe to SpongeBob in his bedroom, on his bed, sobbing. Gary comes by toward his food bowl, but sees it's holding SpongeBob's blue tears as they land right in the bowl)
| + | Patrick: (Gasps & Grabs Front Desk with Squidward in it) No Peeking! |
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| − | '''Gary''': Meow-row. (gets splashed by SpongeBob's blue tears as he sobs even harder. Slithers away crossly) Meow-row-row...
| + | SpongeBob: (Laughs) No need to peek, Patrick. I can do this with my eyes closed! (Closes eyes and thinks) You haaaaaaaaaave... |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': It just isn't fair! (tries to calm himself down) Oh, who needs Patrick anyway? (leaves his house) Rest of my life, here I come! (walks by Patrick, who's sunning himself on his rock)
| + | Patrick: Oh! What will his answer be? |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Oh hey there, SpongeBob!
| + | Squidward: The Suspense is killing me! |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (to himself) Be strong, be strong, be strong, be strong! Good afternoon, Mr. Star. (walks off)
| + | SpongeBob:...an Inny! |
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| − | '''Patrick''': See you later! (bubble-wipe to Sandy's Treedome, where Sandy is trying to comfort a sobbing SpongeBob)
| + | Patrick: Well, let's just check that Theory! (Looks down at his belly button and sees he's an inny) Inny! (Echoes) Wow! How does he do that? |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Oh Sandy! It was awful! Truly awful! We were like complete strangers!
| + | Squidward: Magic! (Takes Desk and Walks Away) |
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| − | '''Sandy''': You don't need to know everything about your best friend. That's what keeps the friendship interesting!
| + | Patrick: My Turn! But, Give me some hard questions. Not those Softballs you answered. |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Really?
| + | SpongeBob: Okay! First Question: What is your Best Friend's favorite Color? |
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| − | '''Sandy''': Maybe you and Patrick just need some time apart.
| + | Patrick: Aw Man! Pulled out the Big Guns. Color? Color? |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (sniffles) Yeah! I'll have lots of fun without Patrick! (walks off to Sandy's door, and on his way out, he breaks down in tears again)
| + | SpongeBob: (Gasps to give Patrick a hint) |
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| − | '''Sandy''': (to herself) What a crybaby. (bubble-wipe to SpongeBob walking)
| + | Patrick: No, No! No Hints! (Struggles) Blue! No! Clear! No! No, That's not it. Fourteen! |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': I don't need Patrick! I can have a good time all by myself! (takes out jellyfishing net) I can go jellyfishing! (sobers up) Patrick and I used to go jellyfishing...I can play leapfrog! (jumps over a rock, then pulls it up on him and tries to toss it over his head, but winds up under it and tries to slide out from under it) I can blow bubbles! (blows a bubble, but it looks just like Patrick) Uh, maybe not. (bubble pops. Sighs. Patrick comes by, singing nonsense) Oh, it's Patrick! I can led him see me! (drills a hole in the sand and hides in it. Patrick skips over the hole. Checks to make sure he's gone, then exits the hole) Well, he doesn't seem to be missing me at all. (Patrick walks off, still singing nonsense) I'd say he's gotten over our friendship so quickly! (returns to the hole, and digs a tunnel that's following Patrick. Patrick is seen entering the Gym while SpongeBob watches him from afar) Patrick works out at the gym? (takes out binocular and watches Patrick exiting the Gym the Larry the Lobster) And he's hanging out with Larry the Lobster? Maybe I don't know much about Patrick, either. (bubble-wipe to Larry and Patrick entering a cooking supply shop while SpongeBob spies on them. Watches Patrick from the inside of a blender) Patrick's shopping for cookery? Very suspicious. Oh! He's coming back! (hides back in the blender. Patrick comes to the blender and presses a button, activating the blender. Patrick then leaves. Hand comes out of the blender and turns it off. Now liquefied, he exits the blender. BUbble-wipe to Larry and Patrick purchasing something from the magic shop. At the exit, one of the top hats from the top hat display follows them; from inside the hat) Hold it right there! (jumps out of the hat)
| + | SpongeBob: The answer is....... beige. |
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| − | '''Larry the Lobster''': Hi, SpongeBob.
| + | Patrick: Oh Barnacles! I was So Close. |
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| − | '''Patrick''': We were just coming to see you.
| + | SpongeBob: Question Two: Is your Best friend Right- or Left-Handed? |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (angrily) Oh, I'll bet you were, to tell me about your new best friend, Larry, I suppose?!
| + | Patrick: Hmmm.... Tricky.... Tricky.... Right or Left? RIGHT HANDED! |
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| − | '''Larry''': Whoa, settle down, little dude. I don't want to get in the middle of, whatever this is. (walks off)
| + | SpongeBob: Sorry Patrick! I'm Ambidextrous! (Writes in Notebook with Both Hands) |
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| − | '''Patrick''': While Larry is a great guy, loads of talent, and good looks.
| + | Patrick: Aww, Fishpaste! |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': I know, he is pretty amazing...
| + | SpongeBob: Next Question: Does Your Best friend Have An inny or an outie bellybutton? |
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| − | '''Patrick''': But he's not my best friend. He was just helping me buy a present.
| + | Patrick: Bellybutton, huh? Hmm..... an inny! |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (angrily) Who for? Sandy?
| + | SpongeBob: Sorry, Patrick. I have an outie! (SpongeBob pulls down top of clothes to show he has an outie) |
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| − | '''Patrick''': No. For my ''real'' best friend, SpongeBob SquarePants. (holds out the bag he's holding)
| + | Patrick: Tartar Sauce! |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Really? (takes the bag and opens it up) For me? What is it? (takes out a rubber nose, mustache, and glasses
| + | SpongeBob: Well, I'm sure you'll get the next one right. What is your best friend's favorite food? |
| − | disguise) Oh! I love it! You DO know me, best friend!
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| − | '''Patrick''': (wearing the same disguise) I got a pair for me too! (laughs)
| + | Patrick: Uhh....(SpongeBob holds up Krabby Patty and White sign with words "Krabby Patty" painted with red paint in it) |
| | + | Ooh! Ooh! I remember! Your favorite food is a Chum Burger! (SpongeBob drops his hands holding items) |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Oh, you're the bestest, best friend Patrick! (puts on his disguise) How do I look?
| + | SpongeBob: Eehhh... No. |
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| − | '''Patrick''': (screams) How should I know, mysterious stranger?! (runs away, screaming. SpongeBob sighs)
| + | Patrick: I thought for sure I had that one. |
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| | + | SpongeBob: Ok, let's try an easy one. (SpongeBob tosses magazine) Is your best friend a boy... or a girl? |
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| + | Patrick: Oooohhh... That's a toughie. Hmm.... (Comes closer to SpongeBob and pulls arm to inspect muscles) Rugged biceps, (inspects eyelashes) but yet delicate eyelashes... Hmm.... PASS. |
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