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| − | Episode Article: [[You Don't Know Sponge (Episode)|You Don't Know Sponge]]
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| | ==Characters== | | ==Characters== |
| − | *[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] | + | *[[SpongeBob]] |
| − | *[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] | + | *[[Patrick]] |
| − | *[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] | + | *[[Squidward]] |
| − | *[[Larry the Lobster|Larry]] | + | *[[Frank (Whale Buisnessman)]] |
| − | *[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]] | + | *[[Fish Buisnessman]] |
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| − | ==Dialogue==
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| − | (episode begins at the Krusty Krab. Squidward is reading a magazine, and hears a whale song. He looks in the kitchen and finds out it was Patrick, who calls the whale song again. SpongeBob chatters in dolphin. Patrick and SpongeBob then make the noises several more times)
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| − | '''Squidward''': Can you two be quiet?! (SpongeBob and Patrick struggle not to make the noises again, but end up doing so again, knocking Squidward off his feet) Didn't think so. What are you barnacle heads doing, anyway?
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Patrick and I are practicing our favorite noises. Mine is a dolphin, laughing. [chatters again]
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| − | '''Patrick''': And my favorite is the plaintive song of the blue whale. Ahem. (calls the whale song. Two businessmen are walking down a street and one is a whale, who hears the song)
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| − | '''Whale Businessman''': Huh? Did you hear that?
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| − | '''Fish Businessman''': What's wrong, Frank?
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| − | '''Frank (Whale Businessman)''': That song. It sounds just like... Martha!
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| − | '''Fish Businessman''': Frank, how many times do I have to tell you? Martha's no good for you! She's just no good! (cut back to Krusty Krab. Patrick calls the whale song again)
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| − | '''Squidward''': Why would you want to practice such horrible sounds?
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': It's one of the activities in our favorite magazine. (holds up a magazine) [[Simple-Ton Magazine|Simple-Ton]]: A ton of simple things to do!
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| − | '''Squidward''': It must be very mentally challenging for you!
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Oh, it is.
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| − | '''Patrick''': Yeah. And it made me look more smart-like. (goes cross-eyed) What does the magazine say we should do next?
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Well, let's take a look. (opens magazine) We've done everything in this issue. Oh, except for this one! The Best Friend Quiz! Do you really know your best friend? Oh, this should be easy. Patrick and I know everything about each other!
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| − | '''Squidward''': Well, you two have fun with your mutual ignoramus society. (walks away from window)
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| − | '''SpongeBob and Patrick''': Bye, Squidward!
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| − | '''Squidward''': (comes back to window) Morons. (goes away again)
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| − | '''SpongeBob and Patrick''': Bye, again!
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': You go first, Patrick.
| + | ==Places== |
| | + | *[[Krusty Krab]] |
| | + | *Street |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Oh, no. After you, old buddy.
| + | ==Dialouge== |
| | + | The Krusty Krab is shown and then inside. Squidward is reading a magazine and hears a whale song. He looks in the kitchen and found out it was Patrick. |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': ''Au contraire''. After you, ''mon ami''.
| + | SpongeBob: (says bad word #11) |
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| − | '''Patrick''': No. After you, old pal.
| + | Patrick and SpongeBob then make the noises several more times. |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': No, no, no, no, no. After you, bestest buddy- (a boot is thrown at his head) -Oof!
| + | Squidward: Can you too be quiet? |
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| − | '''Squidward''': (offscreen) Just pick one! And there's another three where that came from!
| + | SpongeBob and Patrick struggle not to make the noises again, but end up doing so. |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': I'll go first. (puts on glasses) Question 1: What is your best friend's favorite color? Hmmm... I'm
| + | Squidward: Didn't think so. What are you barnacle heads doing, anyway? |
| − | thinking...AQUAMARINE!
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| − | '''Patrick''': I hate to burst your bubble, but my favorite color is... it is aquamarine. Sorry I doubted you.
| + | SpongeBob: Patrick and I are practicing our favorite noises. Mine is a dolphin, laughing. (Makes noise again) |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': No problem. Is your best friend right, or left-handed? The answer is right-handed.
| + | Patrick: My favorite is the platith song of the blue whale. Ahem. (Makes Noise) |
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| − | '''Patrick''': (draws "Patrick iz awesome" on the wall) How did you know?
| + | Two buisnessmen are walking down a street and one is a whale, who hears the song. |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Simple, Patrick! It's because you're my best friend!
| + | Whale Buisnessman Frank: Huh? Did you hear that? |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Aww! | + | Fish Buisinessman: What's wrong, Frank? |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Is your best friend's belly button have an inny or an outie?
| + | Frank (Whale Buisnessman): That song. It sounds just like...Martha! |
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| − | '''Patrick''': (gasps and grabs the front desk with Squidward in it) No peeking! | + | Fish Buisinessman: Frank, how many times do I have to tell you? Martha's no good for you! She's just no good! |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (laughs) No need to peek, Patrick. I can do this with my eyes closed! (closes eyes and thinks) You haaaaaaaaaave...
| + | Cuts back to Krusty Krab. |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Oh! What will his answer be?
| + | Squidward: Why would you want to practice such horrible sounds? |
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| − | '''Squidward''': (sarcastically) The suspense is killing me! | + | SpongeBob: It's one of the activities in our favorite magazine. Simple-Ton! A ton of simple things to do! |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': ...an inny!
| + | Squidward: It must very challanging for you. |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Well, let's just check that theory! (looks down at his belly button and sees he's an inny) Inny! (echoes) Wow! How does he do it?
| + | SpongeBob: Oh, it is. |
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| − | '''Squidward''': (monotonously) Magic. (takes desk and walks away)
| + | Patrick: Yeah. And it made me look more spartlike. (Goes cross-eyed) What does the magazine say we should do next? |
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| − | '''Patrick''': My turn! But give me some hard ones. Not like those softballs you answered. | + | SpongeBob: Well, let's take a look. (Opens Book) We've done everything in this issue. Oh, except for this one! The Best Friend Quiz! Do you really know your best friend? Oh, this should be easy. Patrick and I know everything about each other! |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Okay! First question: What is your best friend's favorite color?
| + | Squidward: Well, you two have fun with your mutual ignorarinius society. (Walks away from window) |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Aw, man! Pulling out the big guns. Color? Color? (SpongeBob gasps to give Patrick a hint) No, no! No hints! (struggles) Blue! No, clear! No! (slaps himself in the face) That's not it. 14.
| + | SpongeBob & Patrick: Bye, Squidward! |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': The answer is...beige.
| + | Squidward: (Comes back to window) Morons. (Goes away again) |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Oh barnacles! I was so close.
| + | SpongeBob & Patrick: Bye, again! |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Question 2: Is your best friend right, or left-handed?
| + | SpongeBob: You go first, Patrick. |
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| − | '''Patrick''': (paces back and forth) Tricky...tricky. Hmm...right, or, left...right handed!
| + | Patrick: Oh, no. After you, old buddy. |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Sorry Patrick, I'm ambidextrous! (grows another pair of arms)
| + | SpongeBob: Oh, contrair. After you, moname. |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Oh, fish paste!
| + | Patrick: No. After you, old pal. |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Next question, does your best friend have an inny, or outie belly button?
| + | SpongeBob: No, no, no, no, no. After you, bestest buddy- (A boot is thrown at his head) -Oof! |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Belly Button, huh? An inny! (there is a loud buzzer that comes when there is a wrong answer to a question)
| + | Squidward: (offscreen) Just pick one! And there's another three where that came from! |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Sorry Patrick. I have an outie. (shows his outie belly button)
| + | SpongeBob: I'll go first. (puts on glasses) Question 1: What is your best friend's favorite color? Hmmm.... I'm thinking........ Aquamarine! |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Well, I'm sure you'll get the next one right! What is your best friend's favorite food?
| + | Patrick: I hate to burst your bubble, but my favorite color is........ it is aquamarine. Sorry I doubted you. |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Uhhh...
| + | SpongeBob: No problem. Is your best friend right, or left-handed? The answer is right-handed. |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (holds up a sign that says "Krabby Patty" in one hand, and an actual Krabby Patty in the other)
| + | Patrick:(Was almost done wriring Patrick Iz Awesome) How did you know?! |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Oh! Oh! I remember! Your favorite food is a Chum Burger! | + | SpongeBob: Simple, Patrick cause you're my best friend. (Patrick becomes imobbilized) Is you're best friend's belly button an inny or an outie? |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (frowns and puts down the sign and Krabby Patty) No.
| + | Patrick: Oh! (gets a boat and hides his pants) No peeking! |
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| − | '''Patrick''': I thought for sure I had that one.
| + | SpongeBob: (laughter) No need to peek, Patrick. I can do it with my eyes closed. (closes eyes) You have... |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Okay, lets try an easy one. Is your best friend a boy or a girl? | + | Patrick:OOOOOOH! Who's answer me? This substance is killing me. |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Oooh...that's a toughie. (eyes SpongeBob's muscles) Rugged biceps. (inspects SpongeBob's eyes) Yet delicate
| + | SpongeBob:(reopens eyes) An inny! |
| − | eyelashes. Hmmm...pass!
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (work hat deflates. Clears his throat) Uhhh...last question! | + | Patrick:Well let's just check that theory! (GBM Magor) An inny! Woah! How! How does he do it?! |
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| − | '''Patrick''': (claps hands) Ooh! This is for the win!
| + | Squidward:Magic. (leaves with the boat) |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': What shape is your best friend?
| + | Patrick:Whoa! My turn, but give me some hard questions. Unlike those softballs you had. |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Oh! I got this one! Um...can you repeat the question?
| + | SpongeBob:Okay! Question One:What is your best friend's favorite color? |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': What shape is your best friend, SpongeBob SQUAREPANTS? | + | Patrick:Aw, man! I'll have the big guns! (thinks) No thinks! (thinks) Blue! No, clear! No! No, that's not it! Hold on! Hold on! 14! |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Round... flat... hexagon...
| + | SpongeBob:The answer is... (Patrick gets frightened) Beige. |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': SQUARE-pants.
| + | Patrick:Oh! Barnacles! Oh, I was so close! |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Ooh! It's right on the tip of my tongue!
| + | SpongeBob:Question Two:Is your best friend left-handed or right-handed? |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (holds up a timer) Five seconds.
| + | Patrick:Ooooo tricky tricky. Hmmm. Right or left? Hmph. Right Handed! |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Um! Um! Tricep... pentagon... mormorphis...
| + | SpongeBob:Sorry, Patrick! I (adds two more hands) am conditions! |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Times up! (timer rings)
| + | Patrick:Aw, fishpaste! |
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| − | '''Patrick''': TRIANGLE!!
| + | SpongeBob:Next question! Does your best friend have an inny or an outie belly button? |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': I, eh... no. (cut to Squidward adjusting his boat outside the kitchen, in the dining area)
| + | Patrick:Hmm. An inny! |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Idiots, wrecking my boat! (SpongeBob and Patrick enter the dining area) So, who won your stupid quiz?
| + | SpongeBob:Sorry, Patrick! I have an outie! |
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| − | '''Patrick''': It was a tie.
| + | Patrick:Tartar sauce! |
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| − | '''Squidward''': (takes the Simple-Ton magazine) Let me see that. (starts laughing) A triangle?! Patrick didn't know anything about you! (continues laughing) And he's supposed to be your best friend? | + | SpongeBob:Well I'm sure you'll get the next one right! What is your best friend's favorite food? |
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| − | '''Patrick''': I know, it's like we're not friends at all!
| + | Patrick:Uhh... (SpongeBob holds a Krabby Patty and a Krabby Patty sign) Ooooo! I remember! Your favorite food is a chum burger. |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Now, now. Patrick may not have passed the quiz, but like a true best friend, he's always here for me. Right
| + | SpongeBob:Eh, no. |
| − | Patrick? (turns to Patrick, but he's nowhere in sight) Patrick? (Patrick is now outside, buying ice cream from the ice cream truck)
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| − | '''Patrick''': Ice cream!
| + | Patrick:I thought for sure I had that one. |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Looks like your best friend isn't a friend at all! (laughs. SpongeBob walks outside to Patrick) | + | SpongeBob:Okay. let's try an easy one. Is your best friend a boy or a girl? |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Hey, SpongeBob! I got you an ice cream. (holds out an ice cream cone to SpongeBob)
| + | Patrick:Ooooo! That's a tuffy! Running Byceps! And yet delicate unlishes. Pass! |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (takes the cone) thank you best friend, Patrick.
| + | SpongeBob:(his hat blows) Ahem. Last question! |
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| − | '''Patrick''': It's your favorite! Dill Pickle Swirl with mustard and extra bacon bits!
| + | Patrick:Hahahah! This is for the win! |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Patrick, this is your favorite ice cream. My favorite is... plain vanilla.
| + | SpongeBob:What shape is your best friend? |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Oh, right. (takes the ice cream out of SpongeBob's hand) Well, more ice cream for me! (SpongeBob's eyes start watering) Oh, can I borrow five bucks? (SpongeBob miserably takes the money out of his pocket)
| + | Patrick:I got this one! Umm... Can you repeat the question? |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Here! Take your dirty, rotten money! I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE! (runs off, crying)
| + | SpongeBob:What shape is your best friend SpongeBob SquarePants? |
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| − | '''Ice Cream Man''': Hey, what's with him?
| + | Patrick:Round... Fluff... |
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| − | '''Patrick''': I guess he didn't want any ice cream. (bubble-wipe to SpongeBob in his bedroom, on his bed, sobbing. Gary comes by toward his food bowl, but sees it's holding SpongeBob's blue tears as they land right in the bowl)
| + | SpongeBob:SQUAREPants! |
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| − | '''Gary''': Meow-row. (gets splashed by SpongeBob's blue tears as he sobs even harder. Slithers away crossly) Meow-row-row...
| + | Patrick:Ooooo! |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': It just isn't fair! (tries to calm himself down) Oh, who needs Patrick anyway? (leaves his house) Rest of my life, here I come! (walks by Patrick, who's sunning himself on his rock)
| + | SpongeBob:Five seconds. |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Oh hey there, SpongeBob!
| + | Patrick:Uhhh... (Many times) |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (to himself) Be strong, be strong, be strong, be strong! Good afternoon, Mr. Star. (walks off)
| + | SpongeBob:Time's up! |
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| − | '''Patrick''': See you later! (bubble-wipe to Sandy's Treedome, where Sandy is trying to comfort a sobbing SpongeBob)
| + | Patrick:Triangle! |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Oh Sandy! It was awful! Truly awful! We were like complete strangers!
| + | SpongeBob:Uhh... No. |
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| − | '''Sandy''': You don't need to know everything about your best friend. That's what keeps the friendship interesting!
| + | Squidward:Idiots wrecking my boat? Who won your stupid quiz? |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Really?
| + | Patrick:It was a tie. |
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| − | '''Sandy''': Maybe you and Patrick just need some time apart. | + | SpongeBob:Well, it wasn't a tie. We had lots of fun. |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (sniffles) Yeah! I'll have lots of fun without Patrick! (walks off to Sandy's door, and on his way out, he breaks down in tears again)
| + | Squidward:Let me see that. Hahaha! A triangle?! Hahaha! Patrick didn't know anything about you! And he's supposed to be your best friend! |
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| − | '''Sandy''': (to herself) What a crybaby. (bubble-wipe to SpongeBob walking) | + | Patrick:I know. It was like we're not friends at all. |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': I don't need Patrick! I can have a good time all by myself! (takes out jellyfishing net) I can go jellyfishing! (sobers up) Patrick and I used to go jellyfishing...I can play leapfrog! (jumps over a rock, then pulls it up on him and tries to toss it over his head, but winds up under it and tries to slide out from under it) I can blow bubbles! (blows a bubble, but it looks just like Patrick) Uh, maybe not. (bubble pops. Sighs. Patrick comes by, singing nonsense) Oh, it's Patrick! I can led him see me! (drills a hole in the sand and hides in it. Patrick skips over the hole. Checks to make sure he's gone, then exits the hole) Well, he doesn't seem to be missing me at all. (Patrick walks off, still singing nonsense) I'd say he's gotten over our friendship so quickly! (returns to the hole, and digs a tunnel that's following Patrick. Patrick is seen entering the Gym while SpongeBob watches him from afar) Patrick works out at the gym? (takes out binocular and watches Patrick exiting the Gym the Larry the Lobster) And he's hanging out with Larry the Lobster? Maybe I don't know much about Patrick, either. (bubble-wipe to Larry and Patrick entering a cooking supply shop while SpongeBob spies on them. Watches Patrick from the inside of a blender) Patrick's shopping for cookery? Very suspicious. Oh! He's coming back! (hides back in the blender. Patrick comes to the blender and presses a button, activating the blender. Patrick then leaves. Hand comes out of the blender and turns it off. Now liquefied, he exits the blender. BUbble-wipe to Larry and Patrick purchasing something from the magic shop. At the exit, one of the top hats from the top hat display follows them; from inside the hat) Hold it right there! (jumps out of the hat)
| + | SpongeBob:No, now. Patrick may not have passed the quiz but like a true best friend, he's always right here for me. Right, patrick? Patrick? (Patrick was next to the Ice Cream Truck) |
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| − | '''Larry the Lobster''': Hi, SpongeBob.
| + | Patrick:Ice cream! |
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| − | '''Patrick''': We were just coming to see you. | + | SpongeBob:Looks like your best friend didn't a friend at all! Hahahaha! |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (angrily) Oh, I'll bet you were, to tell me about your new best friend, Larry, I suppose?!
| + | Patrick:Hey, SpongeBob! I got you an ice cream! |
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| − | '''Larry''': Whoa, settle down, little dude. I don't want to get in the middle of, whatever this is. (walks off)
| + | SpongeBob:Thank you, best friend Patrick! |
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| − | '''Patrick''': While Larry is a great guy, loads of talent, and good looks.
| + | Patrick:It's your favorite! Dello pickle swirl with mustard an extra bacon bits! |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': I know, he is pretty amazing...
| + | SpongeBob:Patrick, this is your favorite ice cream. My favorite is plain vanilla. |
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| − | '''Patrick''': But he's not my best friend. He was just helping me buy a present.
| + | Patrick:Oh, right. Well, more ice cream for me! (SpongeBob stifles) Oh! Can I borrow five bucks? |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (angrily) Who for? Sandy?
| + | SpongeBob:Here! Take your dirty rotton money! (throws it on the ground) I don't even know you anymore! (Wails) |
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| − | '''Patrick''': No. For my ''real'' best friend, SpongeBob SquarePants. (holds out the bag he's holding)
| + | Lou:Eh. What's with 'im? |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Really? (takes the bag and opens it up) For me? What is it? (takes out a rubber nose, mustache, and glasses | + | Patrick:I guess he didn't wanted the ice cream. |
| − | disguise) Oh! I love it! You DO know me, best friend!
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| − | '''Patrick''': (wearing the same disguise) I got a pair for me too! (laughs)
| + | (Cut to SpongeBob wailing in his bedroom in his house pouring tears in a bowl) |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Oh, you're the bestest, best friend Patrick! (puts on his disguise) How do I look?
| + | Gary:Meow. Meow. |
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| − | '''Patrick''': (screams) How should I know, mysterious stranger?! (runs away, screaming. SpongeBob sighs)
| + | SpongeBob:(Wails even harder like crazier soaking and enraging Gary with a tear cannon from the bed) |
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