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==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[SpongeBob]] |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Patrick]] |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Sandy]] |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Squidward]] |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Mr. Krabs]] |
*[[Tom]] | *[[Tom]] | ||
*[[Ned and the Needlefish]] | *[[Ned and the Needlefish]] | ||
==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
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(a bus is driving down the road with 3 band members sitting inside)<br> | (a bus is driving down the road with 3 band members sitting inside)<br> | ||
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Band Member #1: Oops.<br> | Band Member #1: Oops.<br> | ||
| − | Ned: Ah! Oh, man, my beautiful wig. (the wig flies through the air, in and out of the dump then through the cemetery)<br> | + | Ned: Ah! Oh, man, my beautiful wig. (the wig flies through the air, in and out of the dump then through the wig cemetery) |
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| − | + | SpongeBob: (opens his front door) I'm ready! I'm ready, I'm rea... (the wig crashes into him. He sits up and its on his | |
| + | head) Ah, what is this? Curly tresses, goofy texture, (scratches inside wig) itchy scalp... (gasps) it's a wig! (walks over | ||
| + | to Patrick's rock) Hi, Patrick. How do you like my new wig?<br> | ||
| − | + | Patrick: (screams then jumps on SpongeBob, pinning him to the ground) I'll save you. (jumps on SpongeBob’s face)<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Pa...trick...what are...you doing?<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: I'm saving you from that brain-eating alien that's attacking your... (slams SpongeBob’s head onto a rock) ...head! | |
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| − | + | SpongeBob: Patrick, the only thing attacking me is you.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: (stops) Oh, sorry.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: It's ok. (takes a bite out of the wig) Why did you do that?<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: (swallows and burps) Well, I thought it was a new type of cotton candy you wear on your head.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Well, it's not, but that is an excellent idea.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Then what is it?<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: It's my new look. I'm wearing a wig.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: A wig? (laughs uncontrollably) Oh, boy. Don't you think that's a little silly? (in his pocket, an alarm starts to | |
| + | ring so he takes it out) Oh, man, it's time for my weekly condiment soak. (climbs into a tub and pours a giant jar of | ||
| + | Ketchup on himself. Looks at SpongeBob) Do you mind? (scene cuts to SpongeBob walking down the street with his wig on)<br> | ||
Fish #1: Nice wig. (chuckles)<br> | Fish #1: Nice wig. (chuckles)<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Thanks. I am very fashionable today.<br> | |
| − | + | Lady Fish #1: Hey SquareFashion, nice contour.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Why, thank you.<br> | |
| − | + | Fish #2: So then... (notices SpongeBob) Huh...?<br> | |
| − | + | Fish #3: Nice do, SpongeBob. (tries to contain his laughter)<br> | |
| − | + | Fish #2: Yeah, where can I get one? (both fish laugh)<br> | |
| − | + | Lady Fish #2: Whoa. That wig really suits you. (laughs. SpongeBob walks in the Krusty Krab)<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: (walks up to Squidward, who is sleeping on the job) Hi, Squidward!<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: Ahh! Who? What? Where? What? How?<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Notice anything different about me today, Squidward? Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh? ...Huh?<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: Nope.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: I'm wearing a wig.<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: Oh yeah, how could I have missed it?<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Can you believe I found it lying around in the street?<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: Umm...maybe.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: If you want to, after work, we can go look for a wig for you.<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: I can't wait.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Wig away! (floats into the kitchen. While grilling some patties, he scratches his wig with the spatula and many | |
| + | hairs float down onto the patties. He puts one of the hairy patties on the bun) Order up, Squidward. (Squidward notices the | ||
| + | hair on the krabby patty)<br> | ||
| − | + | Squidward: Mr. Krabs! (Mr. Krabs walks up to Squidward) I've served a lot of junk here, but a hair patty?<br> | |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: (walks into the kitchen) SpongeBob!<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Yes, Mr. Krabs? (a lot of hairs come off the wig and onto Mr. Krabs eyes)<br> | |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: What in Davey Jones' locker is on your head, son?<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Oh, that's my new wig, Mr Krabs.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: Well, take it off. The hair's getting into the patty.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Take it off? But I can't, Mr. Krabs. My wig makes everyone so happy.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: Happy?<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Ever since I've been wearing it, everyone I see gets a big grin on their face.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: I can imagine.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Oh, please let me keep it, Mr. Krabs.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: Well, if it means that much to ya, you can keep it. But you gotta wear a hairnet. (takes one out) And if I see | |
| + | one more hairy patty, your wig goes in the dumpster.<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: (puts the hairnet over his wig then walks out with an order)<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: There you are, SpongeBob. Are you ready for karate prac...tice?(notices SpongeBob’s wig)<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: I see you've noticed my new wig. Pretty impressive, huh?<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: Wig's great...SpongeBob. (laughs uncontrollably)<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Glad you like it. (chuckles) I'll see you later, Sandy. (walks up to a table and sets the tray on it) Two krabby | |
| + | patties and a side order of looking good.<br> | ||
| − | + | Customer #1: Nice wig.<br> | |
| − | + | Lady Customer #1: Like to keep in style, huh?<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: You know it.<br> | |
| − | + | Customer #2: Off to meet the queen, Sir Nerdlaroy?<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: T=Uh, the name's SpongeBob and no, I am not meeting royalty. You must be referring to my regal appearance. (gets | |
| + | off balance with the wig and stumbles into the corner. Everyone crowds around him and laughs) Thank you all for your kind | ||
| + | words. I wish I could give you such nice wigs.<br> | ||
| − | + | Customer #3: How 'bout a little off the top?<br> | |
| − | Tom: Yeah, your wig | + | Tom: Yeah, your wig is big enough to go around.<br> |
| − | + | SpongeBob: This isn't good. Everyone's getting jealous. (walks backwards towards the kitchen) Squidward, I'll be hiding in | |
| + | the kitchen if you need me.<br> | ||
| − | + | Squidward: Hide your shame, SpongeBob. Hide your shame. (scene cuts to Bigshot Records)<br> | |
| − | Record Producer: Well | + | Record Producer: Well, well, Ned and the Needlefish. Beat it, you're fired.<br> |
Band: Fired?!<br> | Band: Fired?!<br> | ||
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Ned: I can't help it not having hair.<br> | Ned: I can't help it not having hair.<br> | ||
| − | Band Member #3: | + | Band Member #3: When we formed this band, it was for one reason and one reason only: to make a lot of money. And you not |
| + | having hair is getting in the way of that.<br> | ||
| − | Record Producer: We are selling records not denture cream. (talking to Ned) | + | Record Producer: We are selling records not denture cream. (talking to Ned) Either you come back with hair or don't come |
| + | back at all. (scene cuts to Krusty Krab at closing time)<br> | ||
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: (flips OPEN sign to CLOSED) Time to go home, boys.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: (mopping with his wig) Almost finished. (puts the wet wig on his head. Shakes it dry and it goes back to its | |
| + | original shape) See, Squidward, it's functional, too.<br> | ||
| − | + | Squidward: It's about as functional as your brain.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: (giggles) Thank you, Squidward.<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: That wasn't a compliment. This entire town is laughing at you.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: I don't understand.<br> | |
| + | Squidward: (holds a mirror up to SpongeBob) Just look at yourself.<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Hello, handsome. (licks finger and puts it on the mirror) Sss.<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: SpongeBob, your head is twice as large as before.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Hmmm, I've never been tall before.<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: That wig is infested with parasites. (spiders crawl out of the wig and SpongeBob laughs)<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: That tickles.<br> | |
| − | ' | + | Squidward: Can't you see how ridiculous you look.<br> |
| − | + | SpongeBob: I think that it looks cool.<br> | |
| − | ' | + | Mr. Krabs: Hahahaha. You wouldn't know cool if I locked you in the freezer. (laughs)<br> |
| − | + | SpongeBob: For your information, Mr. Krabs, Squidward has locked me in the freezer, so I think I know what cool is.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: Well, stop wearing that nasty thing to work.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: But Mr Krabs...<br> | |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: No "buts".<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: So I can't have a wig or a butt?<br> | |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: No, SpongeBob, it means until you get rid of that wig, get your butt out of here. (scene cuts to Sandy walking up | |
| + | to SpongeBob’s house)<br> | ||
| − | + | Sandy: I never got a chance to talk to SpongeBob yesterday. I was laughing too hard. (knocks on door) SpongeBob? (notices | |
| + | door is a little bigger) Huh?<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Hi, Sandy. What do you think? (looks up at his wig, which has spiders crawling out it, then looks down to | |
| + | SpongeBob, who is making a kiddie face)<br> | ||
| − | + | Sandy: We need to talk. (scene cuts to The Reef)<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Why would I want to get rid of my wig? Look at how happy it makes everybody. (everyone is laughing)<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: Well, it does attract a lot of attention.<br> | |
| − | ' | + | SpongeBob: I know. People just can't keep their eyes off of me.<br> |
| − | + | Sandy: Neither can I, SpongeBob. (they walk in to the theater. The doorman closes the door and laughs. Scene cuts to inside | |
| + | theater, where the movie is playing)<br> | ||
| − | '' | + | Lady: It's true, John, this isn't my real hair. I stole it. (takes her wig off. SpongeBob walks into the row with his wig |
| + | blocking the screen)<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Oops. Pardon me. Excuse me. Pardon me. Pardon me. (fish sticks out his leg and SpongeBob trips over it. | |
| + | SpongeBob gets his wig stuck in some cheese on the floor. Get sunstuck but a soda is still in the wig) Hey, the wig broke | ||
| + | my fall. (some popcorn falls from the top of his wig) Mmm, popcorn. (eats some then takes the soda in his wig and takes a | ||
| + | sip of it) Ah, you always come through for me.<br> | ||
| − | + | Fish #4: Hey buddy, do you mind?<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Shhh. It's very rude to talk during a movie.<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: Umm, SpongeBob?<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: You, too, Sandy. People are trying to watch the movie.<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: Well, they can't. Look, your stupid wig is blocking the whole screen. (everyone starts to complain about not being | |
| + | able to see the movie. SpongeBob turns around and stand up)<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: People, return your attention to the movie. I know my wig is glamorous and exciting but there is no need to | |
| + | start a riot.<br> | ||
| − | Fish | + | Fish #5: That's a great idea! Let's start a riot. (everyone gets a pitch fork and some torches ready)<br> |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Ahh! (SpongeBob and Sandy run out as the riot follows)<br> | |
| − | + | Employee: I told you that movie was terrible.<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: Now do you see what I'm saying, SpongeBob?<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: I guess you're right, Sandy. I got so much enjoyment out of the wig, myself, I assumed everyone else did, | |
| + | too.<br> | ||
| − | ' | + | Sandy: It's time to be strong.<br> |
| − | + | SpongeBob: I know. (walks over to the edge of the cliff and takes his wig off) I just want you to know that even though I | |
| + | didn't know you existed a few days ago, I can't imagine life without you!<br> | ||
| − | + | Sandy: Hurry up, SpongeBob.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: No matter what they say, you'll always be cool to me. (wig flies off) I'll never accessorize again)<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: You did the right thing, SpongeBob. (scene cuts to Ned walking down the street)<br> | |
| − | + | Ned: Where am I gonna get some hair? My career is ruined. Ruined! (cries until the wig from before knocks him down on the | |
| + | ground and sticks to his head. He gasps) Can it be? It is! My wig. Yes! Victory is mine. (scene cuts to SpongeBob walking | ||
| + | down the street then notices everyone wearing wigs like the one he had)<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Wig. Wig, wig, they're everywhere.<br> | |
| − | + | Lady Fish #3: Oh, he's got your hair.<br> | |
| − | + | Lady Fish #4: Thank you.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: (without a wig on his head) SpongeBob.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Patrick! At least he's not wearing a wig.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Look at my new wig. (raises his arm and the wig is attached to his armpit)<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Everyone's wearing wigs! Everyone! I'm starting to feel a little betrayed. (walks up to a fish that laughed at | |
| − | + | him before) Hey, you made fun of me yesterday. I thought powdered wigs were uncool.<br> | |
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Fish #1: Yeah, they were. But look... (points to a billboard with Ned and the Needlefish wearing the same wigs)<br> | Fish #1: Yeah, they were. But look... (points to a billboard with Ned and the Needlefish wearing the same wigs)<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Wow. Ned and the Needlefish wearing my wig. So, I was cool before anyone else?<br> | |
Fish #1: Yes, you were. But not anymore. See ya! (walks off)<br> | Fish #1: Yes, you were. But not anymore. See ya! (walks off)<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: I wish I had a wig. (Patrick walks up to him)<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Don't be sad, SpongeBob. You can borrow one of mine. (rips his wig off his armpit and pits it on SpongeBob’s head) | |
| + | Just wash it before you return it. | ||
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