Please note: Due to constant attempts by spambots to gain access to SpongePedia, account creation is currently disabled. We apologize for any inconvenience.

You are not logged in. Please log in to get the full benefit of SpongePedia.

For further questions go to SpongePedia:Contents !

Editing Episode Transcript: Wet Painters

Jump to: navigation, search

Warning: You are not logged in.

Your IP address will be recorded in this page's edit history.
The edit can be undone. Please check the comparison below to verify that this is what you want to do, and then save the changes below to finish undoing the edit.
Latest revision Your text
Line 11: Line 11:
  
 
==Characters==
 
==Characters==
−
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
+
*[[SpongeBob]]
−
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
+
*[[Patrick]]
−
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
+
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
−
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] (cameo)
+
  
−
==Dialogue==
+
Narrator: A slow day at the Krusty Krab.<br>
  
−
French Narrator: A slow day at The Krusty Krab.
+
SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward, check this out. (holds up a patty in each hand) Two ordinary Krabby Patties, but when expertly  
−
 
+
tossed with the skill of a champ, they become... (throws them on the floor and Patrick slides the patties across the room)
−
SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward, check this out. (''holds up a raw patty in each hand'') Two ordinary Krabby Patties, but when expertly  
+
−
tossed with the skill of a champ, they become... (''throws them on the floor and SpongeBob slides the patties across the room, Patrick jumps out of nowhere with his feet landing on the patties'')
+
 
<br>
 
<br>
  
−
Patrick: A one-way ticket to '''PAIN!''' (''slams into the wall'')
+
Patrick: A one-way ticket to pain(e)! (slams into the wall by Mr. Krabs' office. Mr. Krabs’ window breaks off the wall)<br>
−
 
+
−
(''Cut to Mr. Krabs in his office. Window falls on ground from Patrick's crash and glass breaks'')
+
−
 
+
−
Mr. Krabs: Huh?
+
−
 
+
−
(''Cut back to outside the office.  SpongeBob is in Patrick's mouth with a mop in hand while Patrick slides offscreen to the left'')
+
−
 
+
−
SpongeBob: Heave-ho! (''crashes'') <br>
+
  
−
(''Office door slams open, Mr. Krabs storms out'')
+
SpongeBob: Heave-ho!<br>
  
−
Mr. Krabs: What the devil fish is going on out here? Time is money! And if you boys is wasting time, then you're wasting money! And that's just sick.
+
Mr. Krabs: What the devilfish is going on out here? Time is money, and if you boys are wasting time, then you’re wasting  
 +
money! (walks up to SpongeBob) And that’s just sick.<br>
  
−
SpongeBob: But we were performing a ritual to attract customers. And the only way the ritual can work is for us to get hurt. Real bad.<br>
+
SpongeBob: But we were performing a ritual to attract customers. And the only way it can work is for us to get hurt. Real  
 +
bad.<br>
  
 
Mr. Krabs: What stupid barnacle told you that?<br>
 
Mr. Krabs: What stupid barnacle told you that?<br>
  
−
(''Cut to Squidward at the register with a magazine in his hands'')
+
Squidward: Uhh... (holds up his magazine over his face)<br>
  
−
Squidward: (with a suspicious grin) Uhhhhh...
+
Mr. Krabs: Listen, instead of killing yourselves, I’ve got something real important for you to do for me. (scene cuts to
 +
the three of them standing in front of Mr. Krabs' house) Now, are you men ready for your super...<br>
  
−
(''Cut back to SpongeBob, Patrick and Mr. Krabs'')
+
SpongeBob & Patrick: (eyes get bigger) Super...<br>
  
−
Mr. Krabs: Listen, instead of killing yourselves, I’ve got something real important for you to do for me.  
+
Mr. Krabs: Special...<br>
  
−
(''scene cuts to outside Mr. Krabs' home, Mr. Krabs talking to SpongeBob and Patrick'')  
+
SpongeBob & Patrick: (eyes get bigger) Special...<br>
  
−
Mr. Krabs: Now, are you men ready for your super...<br>
+
Mr. Krabs: Secret...<br>
  
−
SpongeBob & Patrick: (''eyes get wide'') Super.<br>
+
SpongeBob & Patrick: (faces are small as they whisper) Secret...<br>
  
−
Mr. Krabs: Special?<br>
+
Mr. Krabs: Assignment?!<br>
  
−
SpongeBob & Patrick: (''eyes get bigger and lips tremble'') Special.<br>
+
SpongeBob & Patrick: (faces get really big) Assignment?!<br>
  
−
Mr. Krabs: (whispering) Secret?<br>
+
Mr. Krabs: The two of you are to paint the inside of me house! (opens his front door)<br>
  
−
SpongeBob & Patrick: (''faces are small as they whisper'') Secret.<br>
+
SpongeBob & Patrick: Yay!<br>
  
−
Mr. Krabs: Assignment? <br>
+
Mr. Krabs: But, let me give you two a warning. This here paint is absolutely permanent. It will never come off. So if I
 +
see even one drop on anything but wall, I’ll have your rear ends cut off... (holds up two empty plaques, each with their
 +
names on it) ...and mounted over me fireplace! So, have fun with the job! (shuts the door with them inside his house)<br>
  
−
SpongeBob & Patrick: (''eyes get gear-like and sobbing while shouting incoherently'')
+
SpongeBob: Patrick?<br>
−
+
−
Mr. Krabs: The two of you are to paint the inside of me house! (''opens Mr. Krabs' front door, showing inside'')<br>
+
  
−
SpongeBob & Patrick: (''Jumping into the air'') Yay!<br>
+
Patrick: Yeah, SpongeBob?<br>
  
−
Mr. Krabs: (Charges them from the right, in a stern tone) But, let me give you two a warning. (Holds up two buckets of paint) This here paint is absolutely permanent. (shoves paint buckets into SpongeBob and Patrick's hands) It will ''never'' come off. (Angrily) So if I see even one drop on anything but wall, (Screams) '''''I'LL HAVE YOUR REAR ENDS CUT OFF'''''... (holds up two empty plaques, each with their names on it) ...'''''AND MOUNTED OVER ME FIREPLACE!!!''''' (SpongeBob and Patrick backstep behind the open door, Mr. Krabs' tone becomes casual) So, have fun with the job. (slams the door with the two inside the house)<br>
+
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs sure has a lot of expensive treasures to drip paint on. Do you think we should take this stuff off  
 +
the walls?<br>
  
−
(''Cut to inside the house, SpongeBob and Patrick turn around and look inside'')
+
Patrick: No way, SpongeBob, we’re not getting paid to move things.<br>
  
−
SpongeBob: Patrick?
+
SpongeBob: Patrick, we’re not getting paid at all.<br>
  
−
Patrick: Yeah, SpongeBob?
+
Patrick: Well that’s what I said! We’re not getting paid and that’s final.<br>
  
−
(''Cut to a view of the inside of the room, with many objects clattered around the room'')
+
SpongeBob: Ok, then we’ll just paint around all this stuff.<br>
  
−
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs sure has a lot of expensive treasures to drip paint on. (''Puts his paint bucket down'') Do you think we should take this stuff off the walls?
+
Patrick: Fine, just don’t pay me.<br>
  
−
Patrick: (''Points at SpongeBob'') No way, SpongeBob. We’re not getting paid to move stuff.
+
SpongeBob: First we need to set up the tarp.<br>
  
−
SpongeBob: Patrick, we’re not getting paid at all.
+
Patrick: Tarp ahoy! (spreads the tarp on the floor but its a tiny piece)<br>
  
−
Patrick: Well, that’s what I said! We’re not getting paid and that’s final.
+
SpongeBob: We’re gonna need more coverage, Patrick. (scene cuts to more tarp on the floor but not the entire floor) Now
 +
that’s what I’m talking about. Well, I guess we should open these cans of permanent paint now.<br>
  
−
SpongeBob: Okay, we’ll just paint around all this stuff.
+
Patrick: That will never ever come off.<br>
  
−
Patrick: Good, just don’t pay me.
+
SpongeBob: And if we get it on anything, Mr. Krabs will cut our butts off.<br>
  
−
SpongeBob: First we need to set out the tarp. ''[pulls out a tarp]''
+
Patrick: And mount them on the wall. (SpongeBob takes a screwdriver and tries opening the lid) Careful, Spongebob.
 +
Careful, SpongeBob. SpongeBob, careful! Careful, SpongeBob! Careful, SpongeBob! Careful, SpongeBob! Careful, SpongeBob!!
 +
<br>
 +
SpongeBob: Patrick, the lid’s already off.<br>
  
−
Patrick: ''[grabs the other end of the tarp]'' Tarp ahoy! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick spread the tarp on the floor. The camera zooms out, showing that it is a tiny piece.]''
+
Patrick: Oh. Now it’s my turn! (takes out a giant axe and hits the paint can with it. SpongeBob grabs the can)<br>
  
−
SpongeBob: We’re gonna need more coverage, Patrick. ''[scene cuts to more tarp on the floor, with the paint buckets where the first piece of tarp was]'' Now that's what I’m talking about! ''[nervous tone]'' Well, I guess we should open these cans of permanent paint now.
+
SpongeBob: I think I should do this one too, Patrick. (carefully opens up the lid. When he does, a paint drop bounces on
 +
each tarp then back into the can)<br>
  
−
Patrick: That will never, ever come off.
+
Patrick: Well that was a rip-off.<br>
  
−
SpongeBob: And if we get it on anything, Mr. Krabs will cut our butts off.
+
SpongeBob: Ok, Patrick, let’s get our brushes ready. (holds up a brush) Uhh, maybe we should start with a smaller brush.
 +
(takes a brush and gets a hair out of his nose. Patrick gets all his hairs out of his nose on his brush) All right,
 +
Patrick, gotta get started painting this wall. With the permanent paint that we’re not allowed to get on anything but the
 +
wall. Well, here we go.<br>
  
−
Patrick: ''[scared]'' And mount them on the wall! ''[SpongeBob takes a screwdriver and tries to open the lid by moving the screwdriver back and forth]'' Careful, SpongeBob. Careful, SpongeBob. SpongeBob, careful. Careful, SpongeBob. Careful, SpongeBob! Careful, SpongeBob! ''[Yelling with a dramatic camera zoom and background on his face]'' CAREFUL, SPONGEBOB!!!
+
Narrator: One hour later.<br>
  
−
SpongeBob: Patrick, the lid’s already off.
+
SpongeBob: (still standing in the same spot) Just a few more seconds of mental preparation and I’ll be painting this
 +
wall.<br>
  
−
Patrick: Oh. ''[happily]'' Now it’s my turn. ''[takes out a giant battleaxe and hits the paint can with it. SpongeBob hurriedly grabs the can.]''
+
Narrator: Two hours later.<br>
  
−
SpongeBob: ''[nervously]'' I'm thinking I should do this one too, Patrick.  
+
SpongeBob: (still standing in the same spot) I’m getting to the painting.<br>
  
−
''[He carefully opens the lid with same screwdriver as before. The lid opens, and a blob of paint jumps out. SpongeBob and Patrick scream. The blob bounces off a piece of tarp. SpongeBob and Patrick scream louder. The blob bounces off eight pieces of tarp, then lands back into the can.]''
+
Narrator: Three hours later.<br>
  
−
Patrick: Well, that was a rip-off.
+
Patrick: Can you move it along? I’m all out of time cards.<br>
  
−
SpongeBob: Okay, Patrick. ''[holds up a large brush]'' Let’s get our brushes ready. ''[SpongeBob looks at the brush he's holding and starts sweating.]'' Uh, maybe we should start with a smaller brush. ''[throws the brush offscreen. He gets a smaller paintbrush and pulls a hair out of his nose. Patrick does the same, and pulls it out with a huge mass of nosehair. SpongeBob dips tip of his paintbrush into his paint can and walks to a wall]'' ''[Scared and nervous]'' Alright, Patrick, gotta get started, ''[the camera zooms out to a huge, decorated wall]'' painting this wall. ''[the camera zooms in to SpongeBob's face in front of the paintbrush.]'' with the permanent paint that we aren't allowed to get on anything ''[the camera zooms back out to the decorated wall]'' but the wall. ''[starts sweating]'' Well, here we go.
+
SpongeBob: No problem. Here I go. (makes a line of paint going down the wall. The paint starts going down but SpongeBob  
 +
blows it one direction then another then another til he gets a blow dryer and blows the paint off the wall) Yeah...huh?
 +
(notices the big paint bubble) Barnacles, what could be worse than a giant paint bubble?<br>
  
−
''[Cut to a timecard that says "One Hour Later".]''
+
Patrick: Oh, I know! (takes a wand, dips it in the paint then blows a big bubble) Two giant paint bubbles!<br>
  
−
Narrator: One hour later.
+
SpongeBob: No!! (two giant paint bubbles merge into one) Patrick?
  
−
SpongeBob: ''[looking exactly the same as the previous scene]'' Just a few more seconds of mental preparation and I’ll be painting this wall.
+
Patrick: Yeah, SpongeBob?<br>
  
−
''[Cut to a timecard that says "Two Hours Later".]''
+
SpongeBob: I don’t think this bubble can get much bigger!<br>
  
−
Narrator: Two hours later.
+
Patrick: (puts an inflator into the bubble) Nonsense! (blows the bubble bigger until it pops. The paint splatters all
 +
over the wall, covering up all the old brown spots. SpongeBob moves out of the way for the last bit of paint to splash on
 +
the wall)<br>
  
−
SpongeBob: ''[still standing in the same spot, but with a puddle of sweat under his feet]'' I’m getting to the painting.
+
SpongeBob: We did it! We painted the whole house and without getting a drop of paint on... Flappin' flotsam, what's that?
 +
(a dollar on the wall has a dot of paint on it. SpongeBob’s eyes break and drip on the floow) We’re dead, Patrick. Do you
 +
know what that is?<br>
  
−
''[Cut to a timecard that says "Three Hours Later".]''
+
Patrick: Hmmm...it’s a dollar. I win!<br><br>
  
−
Narrator: Three hours later.
+
SpongeBob: That’s not just a dollar. It’s Mr. Krabs' first dollar! His most prized possession! And we got paint on it!<br>
  
−
''[The camera zooms out to reveal Patrick holding the timecard. Patrick is also sweating.]''
+
Patrick: I think you are over-reacting SpongeBob, I don’t see any paint.<br>
  
−
Patrick: ''[to SpongeBob]'' Can you move it along? I’m all out of time cards.
+
SpongeBob: Ok, this isn’t a problem. Maybe I can just wipe it off. (tries to wipe the paint off with his tie but makes
 +
the paint even more noticeable) I think I got it. (wipes it more but it gets worse)<br>
  
−
SpongeBob: ''[still the same, but the puddle of sweat is bigger now]'' No problem. Here I go. ''[Zooms in to a space in the wall.  SpongeBob makes a vertical line of paint. He pulls the brush back and smiles gleefully. The paint then starts going down the wall.]'' Huh? ''[blows it one direction then another then another until he gets a blowdryer and the paint glides off the wall in a bubble]'' Yeah. ''[notices the big paint bubble.]'' Barnacles! What could be worse than a giant paint bubble?<br>
+
Patrick: Oh, now I see it!<br>
  
−
Patrick: Oh, I know... ''[takes a bubble wand, dips it in the paint then blows a big bubble]'' TWO giant paint bubbles!
+
SpongeBob: This is not good, Patrick! This is not good! Mr. Krabs is gonna be home soon, and when he sees what we did to
 +
his first dollar... (scene cuts to SpongeBob & Patrick's butt on the wall while Mr. Krabs is enjoying some tea by the fire)
 +
<br>
  
−
SpongeBob: No!! ''[the two bubbles merge]'' Patrick?
+
Patrick: Wait, SpongeBob, all we got to do is wash the paint off and Krabs will never know!<br>
  
−
Patrick: Yeah, SpongeBob?
+
SpongeBob: But Mr. Krabs said...<br>
  
−
SpongeBob: I don’t think this bubble can get much bigger.
+
Patrick: Forget what Mr. Krabs said! Every paint comes off with something! (scene cuts to SpongeBob standing by a washing
 +
machine)<br>
  
−
Patrick: ''[with a bicycle pump into the bubble]'' ''[yells stupidly]'' Nonsense! (''blows up the bubble even bigger'')
+
SpongeBob: Did it work? (Patrick comes out from the washing machine with the dollar, still with paint on it, in his hands)
  
−
SpongeBob: Pat, no!! (''the bubble explodes. Paint splatters all over the wall, covering up all the old brown spots. SpongeBob moves out of the way for the last bit of paint to splash on the wall in the form of how he was standing'') We did it! We painted the whole house and without getting a drop of paint on anything but the... (''shrieks'') '''FLAPPIN' FLOTSAM! WHAT'S THAT?!''' ''[dramatic zoom and music to a dollar on the wall which has a dot of paint on it. SpongeBob’s eyes shatter like eggs and the insides drip on the floor. SpongeBob then falls to the floor]'' We’re dead, Patrick! Do you know what that is?
+
<br>
  
−
Patrick: Hmmm...it’s a dollar. I win!
+
Patrick: No. (scene cuts to SpongeBob sanding the dollar in Patrick's hand)<br>
  
−
SpongeBob: That’s not just a dollar. It’s Mr. Krabs' first dollar! His most prized possession! AND WE GOT PAINT ON IT!
+
SpongeBob: Did it work? (Patrick’s hands are gone)<br>
  
−
Patrick: I think you are overreacting SpongeBob, I don’t see any paint.
+
Patrick: Nope. (scene cuts to SpongeBob using a fire hose)<br>
  
−
SpongeBob: ''[takes the dollar of the wall]'' Okay, this isn’t a problem. Maybe I can just wipe it off. ''[tries to wipe the paint off with his tie but makes the paint even more noticeable]'' There! I think I got it. ''[wipes it more but it gets worse, the paint covering just about the whole dollar. SpongeBob shrieks.]''
+
SpongeBob: Did it work? (Patrick holds up the dollar that left a hole in his body from the force of the water)<br>
  
−
Patrick: ''[stupidly pointing to the dollar with both hands]'' Oh, now I see it.
+
Patrick: Nope. (scene cuts to SpongeBob banging on the dollar Patrick is holding, while Patrick is wearing a neckbrace)
−
 
+
<br>
−
SpongeBob: This is not good, Patrick! This is not good! Mr. Krabs is gonna be home soon, and when he sees what we did to his first dollar... ''[scene cuts to a fantasy of SpongeBob and Patrick's butts on the wall above the fireplace while Mr. Krabs is enjoying some tea by the fire.]''
+
−
 
+
−
SpongeBob & Patrick: ''[while holding their butts]'' AAAAAHHHHHH!!
+
−
 
+
−
Patrick: Wait, SpongeBob, all we got to do is wash the paint off and Krabs will never know!
+
−
 
+
−
SpongeBob: But Mr. Krabs said...
+
−
 
+
−
Patrick: ''[plugs SpongeBob's mouth]'' Forget what Mr. Krabs said! Every paint comes off with something! (''scene cuts to SpongeBob standing by a washing machine'')
+
−
 
+
−
SpongeBob: Did it work? (''Patrick comes out from the washing machine with the dollar, still with paint on it, and bra on his head, in his hands'')
+
−
 
+
−
Patrick: No. ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob sanding the dollar in Patrick's hand]''
+
−
 
+
−
SpongeBob: Did it work? ''[Patrick’s hands are gone]''
+
−
 
+
−
Patrick: Nope. (''scene cuts to SpongeBob using a fire hose in a fire hydrant, Patrick screaming off-screen'')<br>
+
−
 
+
−
SpongeBob: Did it work? (''Patrick holds up the dollar that left a hole in his body from the force of the water, but place where dollar and hands were had no hole'')<br>
+
−
 
+
−
Patrick: Nope. ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob banging the dollar Patrick is holding with a bat, while Patrick is wearing a neck brace, in a room with an assortment of violent tools]''
+
  
−
SpongeBob: Nothing’s working!
+
SpongeBob: Nothing’s working!<br>
  
−
Patrick: Wait, SpongeBob, we’re not cavemen! ''[walks over to a computer]'' We have technology! ''[picks up the computer and bangs it on the dollar six times. The camera zooms in on the dollar, all wrinkled.]''
+
Patrick: Wait, SpongeBob, we’re not cavemen! (walks over to a computer) We have technology. (picks up the computer and  
 +
smashes it on the dollar)<br>
  
−
SpongeBob: It didn’t work.
+
SpongeBob: It didn’t work.<br>
  
−
Patrick: This is all Mr. Krabs’ fault! If he hadn’t have hung that stupid dollar in the first place...I mean, it’s not like it looks any different than a regular dollar. Why hang it? You could just stick any old dollar bill up on the wall, no one would even know the difference! You might as well just reach into my wallet, pull out a dollar, and put it on the wall! And it would-
+
Patrick: This is all Mr. Krabs’ fault! If he hadn’t have hung that stupid dollar in the first place...I mean, it’s not  
 +
like it looks any different than a regular dollar. Why hang it? You could just stick any old dollar bill on the wall, no  
 +
one would even know the difference! You might as well reach in my wallet, take out a dollar, and put it on the wall!<br>
  
−
SpongeBob: Hurry, Patrick, take out your wallet.
+
SpongeBob: Patrick, take out your wallet.<br>
  
−
Patrick: (''scoffs and looks for a dollar'') I don’t see where you’re going with this. (''notices dollar'') Hey, a dollar!
+
Patrick: (takes out a dollar) I don’t see where you’re going with this...hey, a dollar!<br>
  
−
SpongeBob: Our butts are saved, Patrick! Now all we have to...Patrick, no! (Patrick puts his dollar in a vending machine) Patrick! No...why did you put it... (the dollar comes out) AAH! Grab it, Pat, grab it! Hurry, hurry! (Patrick pushes it back in) Aww, Pat, no, no! (dollar comes out again) Get it, Pat, get it, get it! (''SpongeBob starts stammering, Patrick slams it back in again using both hands flat up against the machine'') No-o-o-o-oh! (''Patrick walks up with the chocolate bar he got to SpongeBob'')
+
SpongeBob: Our butts are saved, Patrick! Now all we have to is...Patrick, no! (Patrick puts his dollar in a vending  
 +
machine) No...why’d you put it in the... (he dollar comes out) Grab it, Pat, grab it! Hurry, hurry! (Patrick pushes it  
 +
back in) Aww, Pat, no, no... (dollar comes out again) Get it, Pat, get it, get it, get it! (Patrick pushes it back in  
 +
again then walks up with the chocolate bar he got to SpongeBob)<br>
  
 
Patrick: Wanna bite?<br>
 
Patrick: Wanna bite?<br>
  
−
SpongeBob: ''[anxiously]'' Okay, okay, we still got time! ''[looks in a mirror]'' Don’t panic, SpongeBob. Panic is the enemy. You are strong. Through your strength, you shall overcome. ''[Mr. Krabs is heard humming a sea shanty outside the house]''
+
SpongeBob: Ok, ok, we still have time! (looks in a mirror) Don’t panic SpongeBob, panic is the enemy. You are strong.  
 +
Through your strength, you shall overcome. (Mr. Krabs is approaching the door)<br>
  
−
Mirror SpongeBob: You’re on your own, pal. ''[walks away]''
+
Mirror SpongeBob: You’re on your own pal. (walks away)<br>
  
−
SpongeBob: ''[screams]'' Hurry Patrick, put Mr. Krabs' dollar back on the wall! I've got an idea! ''[Mr. Krabs enters his house. All the lights are off.]''
+
SpongeBob: (screams) Hurry Patrick, put the dollar back on the wall! I got an idea! (Mr. Krabs enters his dark house where
 +
all the lights are off)<br>
  
−
Mr. Krabs: What the--?
+
Mr. Krabs: What the...?<br>
  
−
SpongeBob: ''[nervous]'' We’re all done, sir. Everything looks great.
+
SpongeBob: We’re all done, sir. Everything looks great.
  
−
Patrick: ''[also nervous]'' Yeah, you don’t have to look around. We already did that for you. ''[Mr. Krabs turns the lights on. SpongeBob and Patrick are grinning nervously.]''
+
Patrick: Yeah, you don’t have to look around. We already did that for you. (lights turn on)<br>
  
−
Mr. Krabs: You both look like you got a dirty little secret. (''SpongeBob and Patrick stare'') Ha! I’m kidding. Let’s see how you did. Oh, not bad, boys, not bad. A nice even coat, high gloss, no bubbles...<br>
+
Mr. Krabs: You two look like you got a dirty little secret! Ha, I’m kidding. Let’s see how you did. Oh, not bad boys, not  
 +
bad. A nice even coat, high gloss, no bubbles.<br>
  
−
SpongeBob: Yeah, looks great, Mr. Krabs. We’ll just be going...
+
SpongeBob: Yeah, looks great, Mr. Krabs. We’ll just be going...<br>
  
−
Mr. Krabs: Flippin' fish fossils! Look what you did!
+
Mr. Krabs: Flippin' fish parcels, look what you did! (both start to beg to Mr. Krabs) Sorry? You dusted all my knickknacks!  
  
−
SpongeBob: Oh, Mr. Krabs, we're so sorry! Please! Don't de butt me! Don't de butt me!
+
That was really nice. Great Barrier Reef, what’s this? (both start to beg again) Oh, and I suppose the floor molding just
 +
painted itself on its own. (wall is decorated with tiny ships) That’s what I call craftsmanship. Criminy jim-jam, you messed up my dolla... (runs over to a bunch of dolls lined up perfectly) ...rama! All the dolls in this dollarama were
 +
perfectly aligned! (straightens one of the dolls to an upright position)<br>
  
−
Patrick: Mr. Krabs, we're sorry! have mercy, have mercy!
+
Doll: Mama!<br>
  
−
Mr. Krabs: Sorry? You dusted all my knickknacks! That was really nice. Great Barrier Reef!! What’s this?
+
Mr. Krabs: And you boys thought I wouldn’t notice. Oh well, I guess no harm done. All right boys, you’re free to go. (runs
 +
into a long pile of paintings) Ow! That’s funny, I don’t remember a stack of painting jutting from the wall where me
 +
first dollar used to be. In fact, I don’t remember this painting at all! (takes it off) Or this one. (takes it off) Or
 +
this one. (takes it off) Or this one. (takes it off) Or this one. (takes it off) Or this one. (takes it off) Or this one.
 +
(takes it off. SpongeBob is behind the painting he just took off)<br>
  
−
SpongeBob: it's not our fault, Mr. Krabs!
+
SpongeBob: Hi, Mr. Krabs.<br>
  
−
Patrick: We didn't do it on purpose!
+
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what are you doing?<br>
  
−
SpongeBob: Accident accident accident!
+
SpongeBob: Oh, you know, just hanging around.<br>
  
−
Patrick: I don't wanna be butt-less!
+
Patrick: Boo!<br>
  
−
Mr. Krabs: Oh, and I suppose the floor molding just painted itself on its own. (''wall is decorated with tiny ships'') That’s what I call craftsmanship. Criminy jim-jam!!!!!! You messed up my dollar... (''runs over to a bunch of dolls lined up perfectly, with one of them tilted slightly to the left'') ...rama! All the dolls in this doll-a-rama were perfectly aligned!'' (straightens one of the dolls to an upright position'')
+
Mr. Krabs: Get down onto the floor, boy! (SpongeBob stretches his body to the floor) All right, now you’re just being
 +
silly. (takes SpongeBob off the wall) Did you two get paint all over me first dollar?<br>
  
−
Doll: Mama.
+
SpongeBob & Patrick: We’re so sorry, Mr. Krabs!<br>
  
−
Mr. Krabs: And you boys thought I wouldn’t notice. Oh well, I guess no harm done. All right boys, you’re free to go. ''[runs into a long pile of paintings on the wall]'' Ow! That’s funny, I don’t remember a stack of paintings jutting from the wall where me first dollar used to be. In fact, I don’t remember this painting at all. ''[takes a painting of a clown crying off the wall, showing one of a car race]'' Or this one. ''[takes it off, showing a painting of abstract art. SpongeBob and Patrick are trembling.]'' Or this one. Or this one. Or this one. Or this one. ''[takes a painting of a banana off, showing a painting of the pirate from the opening sequence]'' Or this one. ''[takes it off. SpongeBob is behind the painting he just took off. He is hanging by a rope on a nail.
+
Mr. Krabs: And then did you draw on it with crayon! (dollars is drawn on with green crayon)<br>
  
−
SpongeBob: ''[nervously]'' Hi, Mr. Krabs.
+
Patrick: I thought, you know, maybe he’d buy it.<br>
  
−
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what are you doing?
+
Mr. Krabs: All right boys, you know what I’ve got to do now?<br>
−
 
+
−
SpongeBob: Oh, you know, just hanging around.
+
−
 
+
−
Patrick: ''[gives a thumbs down]'' Boo.
+
−
 
+
−
Mr. Krabs: Get down onto the floor, boy. ''[SpongeBob stretches his body to the floor]'' Alright, now you’re just being silly.
+
−
''[takes SpongeBob off the wall]''
+
−
 
+
−
SpongeBob: ''[shouts]'' No, no, no, no, Mr. Krabs! No! Don't look, it's a trick!
+
−
 
+
−
Mr. Krabs: Did you two get paint all over me first dollar? <br>
+
−
 
+
−
SpongeBob: We’re sorry, Mr. Krabs!
+
−
 
+
−
Patrick: We're so sorry!
+
−
 
+
−
Mr. Krabs: And then did you draw on it with crayon?! ''[two dollar signs and a smiley face are drawn on the dollar with crayon. SpongeBob turns to Patrick, who is grinning nervously.]''
+
−
 
+
−
Patrick: ''[holding a green crayon]'' I thought, you know, maybe he’d buy it?
+
−
 
+
−
Mr. Krabs: All right boys! you know what I’ve got to do now?
+
  
 
SpongeBob: You mean our butts?<br>
 
SpongeBob: You mean our butts?<br>
  
−
Patrick: Can I use mine one last time? (''Mr. Krabs takes the dollar and licks it. The paint comes off then Mr. Krabs puts the dollar back up on the wall'')<br>
+
Patrick: Can I use mine one last time? (Mr. Krabs takes the dollar and licks it. The paint comes off then Mr. Krabs puts  
 +
the dollar back up on the wall)<br>
  
−
Mr. Krabs: There we go, good as new.
+
Mr. Krabs: There we go, good as new. (SpongeBob & Patrick are in amaze) Yeah, I lied. This paint actually comes off with
 +
saliva! (laughs)<br>
  
−
SpongeBob & Patrick: But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but...
+
SpongeBob: Oh, I get it, Mr. Krabs. You told us the paint is permanent so me and Patrick would be more careful not to get
 +
paint on anything!<br>
  
−
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, I lied. This paint actually comes off with saliva. Ha-ha.<br>
+
Mr. Krabs: Now, I just like to mess with you! (laughs. SpongeBob & Patrick leave his house. Mr. Krabs spits all over the
 +
place while he is laughing) The old man’s still got it! (the paint comes off the wall from the spit) Aww, crud, I really
 +
got to learn to say it, not spray it!
  
−
SpongeBob: Oh, I get it, Mr. Krabs. You told us the paint was permanent so me and Patrick would be more careful and not get paint on anything.<br>
 
−
 
−
Mr. Krabs: Nah, I just like to mess with ya! (''laughs. SpongeBob & Patrick angrily leave his house. Mr. Krabs spits all over the place while he is laughing'') The old man’s still got it! (''the paint comes off the wall from the spit'') Aww, crud. I really got to learn to say it, not spray it.
 
−
 
−
{{Transcripts/Season 3}}
 
 
[[Category:Transcript]]
 
[[Category:Transcript]]
 
[[Category:Episode Transcripts/Season 3]]
 
[[Category:Episode Transcripts/Season 3]]
 +
 +
{{Slogan}}

All contributions to SpongePedia are considered to be released under the GNU Free Documentation License 1.3 (see SpongePedia:Copyrights for details). Your changes will be visible immediately after you clicked "Save page".
Please enter a summary of your changes below.
If you are unsure about how the text will come out, select the "Show preview" button to see how it turns out.
If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly and redistributed at will, then do not submit it here.
You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource.
Any vandalism of a page may result in a block.

Do not submit copyrighted images or text without permission!
  • Upload images to SpongePedia.
  • Don't forget to categorize pages!
  • For testing, please use a sandbox.
Cancel | Editing help (opens in new window)

Templates used on this page:

Retrieved from "http://enspongepedia.hakiu.de/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Wet_Painters"
Personal tools
Namespaces

Variants
Actions
Navigation
Community
Content
Toolbox