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− | Episode Article: [[ | + | Episode Article: [[Squidville]] |
==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
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*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] | *[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] | ||
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] | *[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] | ||
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] | *[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] | ||
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==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
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(SpongeBob walks up to Patrick with a package in his hand)<br> | (SpongeBob walks up to Patrick with a package in his hand)<br> | ||
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'''Patrick:''' Like this... (Patrick sucks the window up. Squidward pulls his nose out of the wall)<br> | '''Patrick:''' Like this... (Patrick sucks the window up. Squidward pulls his nose out of the wall)<br> | ||
− | + | Squidward: Chafed. (Squidward opens his front door) Alright, that’s... (Patrick sucks up the door)<br> | |
'''SpongeBob:''' Let’s do your house, Patrick.<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' Let’s do your house, Patrick.<br> | ||
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'''Squidward:''' (cuts him off) No, no starfish. Just a regular, normal, peace-loving- (the door begins to rumble and the gates | '''Squidward:''' (cuts him off) No, no starfish. Just a regular, normal, peace-loving- (the door begins to rumble and the gates | ||
− | open, revealing an entire town of houses just like | + | open, revealing an entire town of houses just like Squid’s old on. A rainbow is formed. Squid is overjoyed and walks in. |
− | He sees squid kids at an ice cream truck) Heaven at last. (he runs into | + | He sees squid kids at an ice cream truck) Heaven at last. (he runs into another squid walking by)<br> |
'''Other Squid:''' I’ve seen more alert people in a retirement home.<br> | '''Other Squid:''' I’ve seen more alert people in a retirement home.<br> | ||
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'''Squidward:''' This place is even better than I expected! (Squid walks down the road, reading off the house numbers) 302, | '''Squidward:''' This place is even better than I expected! (Squid walks down the road, reading off the house numbers) 302, | ||
− | 303 and 304. Beautiful. (he walks in to house 304) And not a pineapple in sight. (he shuts the door. Cut to night, where | + | 303, and 304. Beautiful. (he walks in to house 304) And not a pineapple in sight. (he shuts the door. Cut to night, where |
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Squid is in cap, nightshirt, and slipper, going to bed. His clarinet, as always, is next to him) Good night, Clary. | Squid is in cap, nightshirt, and slipper, going to bed. His clarinet, as always, is next to him) Good night, Clary. | ||
Tomorrow, we begin life anew. (the phone rings, startling Squid. Squid answers it) 304 New Life street, Squidward | Tomorrow, we begin life anew. (the phone rings, startling Squid. Squid answers it) 304 New Life street, Squidward | ||
− | speaking | + | speaking. (he hears SpongeBob on the other end speaking gibberish) There is no way I am moving back there, SpongeBob. I |
am finally among my own kind. (he hears more garbling) Now goodbye! (he hangs up. Back at Sponge’s place, he and Patrick | am finally among my own kind. (he hears more garbling) Now goodbye! (he hangs up. Back at Sponge’s place, he and Patrick | ||
are crushed and exchange gibberish. The next day, Squid walks out of his house and breathes in the fresh air)<br> Ahh. I | are crushed and exchange gibberish. The next day, Squid walks out of his house and breathes in the fresh air)<br> Ahh. I | ||
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Two squids playing croquet nearby start getting annoyed)<br> | Two squids playing croquet nearby start getting annoyed)<br> | ||
− | + | Squidette: Would you pipe down over there, iron lung? (the two start laughing, their foreheads fluctuating up and down as | |
− | they do. Squid sucks up the croquet balls and the man’s stick which he was leaning on. He falls to the ground. | + | they do. Squid sucks up the croquet balls and the man’s stick which he was leaning on. He falls to the ground. Squid |
− | + | laughs)<br> | |
'''Squidward:''' Looks like when it comes to having fun, you don’t have a leg to stand on! (he continues laughing. The woman | '''Squidward:''' Looks like when it comes to having fun, you don’t have a leg to stand on! (he continues laughing. The woman | ||
helps the man up)<br> | helps the man up)<br> | ||
− | '''Squidette:''' Hey! That’s not funny! | + | '''Squidette:''' Hey! That’s not funny! Man: Yeah! (another man walks by, clarinet in hand)<br> |
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'''Man #2:''' What’s going on over hear? (the croquet woman points at Squid)<br> | '''Man #2:''' What’s going on over hear? (the croquet woman points at Squid)<br> | ||
− | '''Woman:''' It’s that guy! He’s playing with a | + | '''Woman:''' It’s that guy! He’s playing with a leaf blower!<br> |
− | '''Man #2:''' Playing with a | + | '''Man #2:''' Playing with a leaf blower? That’s the most childish thing I’ve ever heard of!<br> |
'''Squidward:''' But it’s fun! (the man laughs)<br> | '''Squidward:''' But it’s fun! (the man laughs)<br> | ||
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walk by)<br> | walk by)<br> | ||
− | '''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, look! It’s Squidward! (he runs up to the guy and hugs him, but he’s a different squid with eyebrows and mustache, and a shirt like Squid’s) Squidward! We finally found you! (the squid pushes SpongeBob off him)<br> | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, look! It’s Squidward! (he runs up to the guy and hugs him, but he’s a different squid with eyebrows and mustache, and a shirt like Squid’s) Squidward! We finally found you! (the squid pushes SpongeBob off him) Angry<br> |
− | ''' | + | '''TV:''' Get off me! I’m not Squidward! (pause)<br> |
'''Patrick:''' Are you Squidward now?<br> | '''Patrick:''' Are you Squidward now?<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' Are you Squidward?<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' Are you Squidward?<br> | ||
− | ''' | + | '''TV:''' No. (he walks up to the croquet woman)<br> |
'''SpongeBob:''' Are you Squidward?<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' Are you Squidward?<br> | ||
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'''Patrick:''' Are you Squidward? (pause) That’s OK, take your time. (SpongeBob walks up to him)<br> | '''Patrick:''' Are you Squidward? (pause) That’s OK, take your time. (SpongeBob walks up to him)<br> | ||
− | '''SpongeBob:''' Any one of these Squidward's can be the real Squidward, Patrick! (the town rumbles as Squid rockets the | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Any one of these Squidward's can be the real Squidward, Patrick! (the town rumbles as Squid rockets the leaf |
blower out of Tentacle Acres and laughs maniacally)<br> | blower out of Tentacle Acres and laughs maniacally)<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' Well, we know one thing: it sure isn’t that guy! | '''SpongeBob:''' Well, we know one thing: it sure isn’t that guy! | ||
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{{Transcripts/Season 2}} | {{Transcripts/Season 2}} | ||
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[[Category:Transcript]] | [[Category:Transcript]] | ||
[[Category:Episode Transcripts/Season 2]] | [[Category:Episode Transcripts/Season 2]] |