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(The episode opens with SpongeBob making a Krabby Patty and cleaning the Krusty Krab. He is now finishing the Krabby Patty).
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(The episode opens with Squidward asleep at the counter. SpongeBob takes an order for a Krabby Patty, goes to the freezer and takes a Patty out between two pieces of paper. As he takes it to the grill, he removes the top sheet of paper.)
  
'''SpongeBob''': Hmm, something's missing... (smiles, then rushes to the pickle cabinet) Ah-ha! June 15th! (shakes the jar and taste tests it) Fine month for pickles. (he puts the pickles on the Krabby Patty, puts the bun on, then opens the door) Order up! One perfect patty on a pristine plate in a squeaky clean Krusty Krab! Man, oh man, do I love my job! (Mr. Krabs taps him on the head) Hey, Mr. Krabs! What's the good word?
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'''SpongeBob''': Ooh-wah!
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(He crumples the paper and throws it in the bin. He removes the bottom sheet of paper, crumples ot and throws it out the order window, where it bounes off the head of the still-sleeping Squidward and lands in a bin by the octopus' feet. SpongeBob splits in nine parts, he reconstructs himself, turns the burgers and flies out the order window, knocking Squidward's hat off and waking him up by accident.)
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'''Squidward''': Huh? What?
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(He sets his hat back on his head and continues dozing. SpongeBob jumps to the ceiling of the guest room and cleans the floor from there. He goes back into the kitchen and finishes the Krabby Patty).
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'''SpongeBob''': Hmm, something's missing... (smiles, then rushes to the pickle cabinet) Ah-ha! June 15th! (shakes the jar and taste tests it) Fine month for pickles. (he puts the pickles on the Krabby Patty, puts the bun on, then opens the door, waking Squidward with a start) Order up! One perfect patty on a pristine plate in a squeaky clean Krusty Krab! Man, oh man, do I love my job! (Mr. Krabs taps him on the head) Hey, Mr. Krabs! What's the good word?
  
 
'''Mr. Krabs''': Well, actually SpongeBob, um, there's two words. And they're not very good... you're fired!
 
'''Mr. Krabs''': Well, actually SpongeBob, um, there's two words. And they're not very good... you're fired!
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'''Squidward''': Oh yeah.
 
'''Squidward''': Oh yeah.
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': Nope, it's gotta be you, son. (gives SpongeBob a can) Your canned. (gives SpongeBob a pink dress) Here's your pink slip! (gives SpongeBob an axe) I'm giving you the ax! (the ax cuts SpongeBob in half, then he returns to normal) You're fired!
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Nope, it's gotta be you, son. (gives SpongeBob a can) Your canned. (gives SpongeBob a pink dress) Here's your pink slip! (gives SpongeBob an ax) I'm giving you the ax! (the ax cuts SpongeBob in half, then he returns to normal) You're fired!
  
'''SpongeBob''': (gasps, then cries) No, not that! Anything but that!
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'''SpongeBob''': (gasps, turns into Peach, then cries) No, not that! Anything but that!
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': So, uh, if you could just hand me your spatula. Um... I'll just take that! (he tries to take the spatula from SpongeBob's hand, but it doesn't let go)
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'''Mr. Krabs (Bowser)''': So, uh, if you could just hand me your spatula. Um... I'll just take that! (he tries to take the spatula from Peach's hand, but it doesn't let go)
  
'''SpongeBob''': (temporarily stops crying) Here, I'll get that for you. (rips his arm off, then continues to cry)
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'''SpongeBob (Peach)''': (temporarily stops crying) Here, I'll get that for you. (rips her arm off, then continues to cry)
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': Eh, I'll also need the hat. Allow me. (tries to take the hat, but it also doesn't budge easily. He eventually gets it off) Go ahead, take a moment to collect yourself. Long as you need.
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'''Mr. Krabs (Bowser)''': Eh, I'll also need the hat. Allow me. (tries to take the hat, but it also doesn't budge easily. He eventually gets it off) Go ahead, take a moment to collect yourself. Long as you need.
  
(SpongeBob cries loudly so much his tears flood the Krusty Krab)
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(Peach cries loudly so much and his blue tears flood the Krusty Krab)
  
 
'''Old Man Jenkins''': (sitting on a floating barrel) I'm not a very strong swimmer.
 
'''Old Man Jenkins''': (sitting on a floating barrel) I'm not a very strong swimmer.
  
'''Squidward''': (drains the Krusty Krab, then grabs a box carrier and puts SpongeBob in it). Ok, that's enough. It's closing time. (outside the Krusty Krab) You know, it just won't be the same around here without you. You'll have to visit sometime... as a customer. (this causes SpongeBob to cry even more). Buh-bye now! Sayonara! Good riddance! (closes the door and walks past a window) Man, is it gonna be sweet without that pest around! (sees SpongeBob whimpering at the window, then pulls down a "Krabby Patty" ad to cover him) This day couldn't get any better! Well, Eugene, let me commend you on a terrific business decision! But now that SpongeBob's gone, who will be running the grill?
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'''Squidward''' (Mario): (drains the Krusty Krab, then grabs a box carrier and puts Peach in it). Ok, that's enough. It's closing time. (outside the Krusty Krab) You know, it just won't be the same around here without you. You'll have to visit sometime... as a customer. (his blue tears will come out of his eyes and Peach starts sobbing). Buh-bye now! Sayonara! Good riddance! (closes the door and walks past a window) Man, is it gonna be sweet without that pest around! (sees Peach whimpering at the window, then pulls down a "Krabby Patty" ad to cover him) This day couldn't get any better! Well, Eugene, let me commend you on a terrific business decision! But now that SpongeBob's gone, who will be running the grill?
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': Squidward, I'll have you know I was five times golden spatula in the navy! So I'll be running the grill (the spatula he's holding catches fire)
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'''Mr. Krabs (Bowser)''': Squidward, I'll have you know I was five times golden spatula in the navy! So I'll be running the grill (the spatula he's holding catches fire)
  
'''Squidward''': I can smell the grease fires already.
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'''Squidward (Mario)''': I can smell the grease fires already.
  
(SpongeBob returns home)
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(Peach returns home)
  
'''SpongeBob''': Hey, Gary, I'm home... forever. (sobs hysterically).
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'''SpongeBob (Peach)''': Hey, Gary, I'm home... forever.
  
 
'''Gary''': [Walks up to the chair] Meow. Meow.
 
'''Gary''': [Walks up to the chair] Meow. Meow.
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'''Gary''': Meow.
 
'''Gary''': Meow.
  
'''SpongeBob''': What's that, Gary? You need me? Oh, the unconditional love of a pet. [Gary takes his food bowl and puts it on the chair's other arm] Oh, I'm sorry. Here I am wallowing in my misery, and it's past your dinner time. [Gets off the chair's arm and walks to the cabinet, bows his head over the counter below it and sighs. Takes the can of Snail food out of the cabinet and uses a can opener to open it. He manages to get his arm tangled to the can] I used to feed everyone in Bikini Bottom. [He walks over to Gary and his food bowl] Now I just feed you. [He pours the snail food out of the can into Gary's food bowl. The can falls on the floor and SpongeBob's arm unwrapped as he leaves to sit on the chair. Gary brings SpongeBob's long arm and puts it over the chair's arm] Oh, thanks, Gary.
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'''SpongeBob''': What's that, Gary? You need me? Oh, the unconditional love of a pet. [Gary takes his food bowl and puts it on the chair's other arm] Oh, I'm sorry. Here I am wallowing in my misery, and it's past your dinnertime. [Gets off the chair's arm and walks to the cabinet, bows his head over the counter below it and sighs. Takes the can of snail food out of the cabinet and uses a can opener to open it. He manages to get his arm tangled to the can] I used to feed everyone in Bikini Bottom. [He walks over to Gary and his food bowl] Now I just feed you. [He pours the snail food out of the can into Gary's food bowl. The can falls on the floor and SpongeBob's arm unwrapped as he leaves to sit on the chair. Gary brings SpongeBob's long arm and puts it over the chair's arm] Oh, thanks, Gary.
  
 
Gary: '''Meow'''. [Gary leaves]
 
Gary: '''Meow'''. [Gary leaves]
  
'''SpongeBob''': [takes remote] That's how I used to hold my spatula! [He jumps off the chair and gets on his knees and starts sobbing again. He stops when he hears a distant sobbing noise and then starts sobbing in pain too. Stops when he hears distant wailing again. He looks out his window to see it was Patrick. He walks over to the window.] Patrick, what's wrong?
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'''SpongeBob''': [takes remote] That's how I used to hold my spatula. [He turns into Peach again, Peach jumps off the chair, gets on her knees and starts sobbing again. She stops when he hears a distant sobbing noise and then starts sobbing in pain too. Stops when he hears distant wailing again. He looks out his window to see it was Yoshi. He walks over to the window.] Yoshi, what's wrong?
  
'''Patrick''': [stops sobbing] Oh, hey, SpongeBob. I heard you crying and it made me sad. [Both do a stifled crying]
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'''Patrick''': [stops sobbing] Oh, hey Peach. I heard you crying and it made me sad. [Both do a stifled crying]
  
'''SpongeBob''': Gee, I'm sorry. Why don't you come inside?
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'''SpongeBob''': [Turns back into SpongeBob] Gee, I'm sorry. Why don't you come inside?
  
'''Patrick''': Okay! [enters by breaking through the wall] Hi, SpongeBob! Why are you making me so sad?
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'''Patrick''': [Turns back into Patrick] Okay. [enters by breaking through the wall] Hi, SpongeBob. Why are you making me so sad?
  
 
'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, the most horrible thing happened today. I got-- f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f...
 
'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, the most horrible thing happened today. I got-- f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f...
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'''SpongeBob''': They're weenie patties!
 
'''SpongeBob''': They're weenie patties!
Mr. Weiner: What are you, some kind of nut? You've ruined my weenies! [Throws the plate away] You're fired! [Throws SpongeBob's hat away]
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Mr. Wiener: What are you, some kind of nut? You've ruined my weenies! [Throws the plate away] You're fired! [Throws SpongeBob's hat away]
  
 
'''SpongeBob''': Aah! But, Mr. Krabs, why?
 
'''SpongeBob''': Aah! But, Mr. Krabs, why?
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'''SpongeBob''': I mean, Mr. Wiener!
 
'''SpongeBob''': I mean, Mr. Wiener!
  
'''Mr. Weiner''': Just go! [SpongeBob leaves]
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'''Mr. Wiener''': Just go! [SpongeBob leaves]
  
 
'''SpongeBob''': [outside] Well that was a setback. [Shows him heading to the "Pizza Piehole"] Hello, Pizza Piehole!
 
'''SpongeBob''': [outside] Well that was a setback. [Shows him heading to the "Pizza Piehole"] Hello, Pizza Piehole!
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'''SpongeBob''': Almost done! But I did change the recipe a bit.
 
'''SpongeBob''': Almost done! But I did change the recipe a bit.
  
'''Pizza Pete''': [laughs] No problem. [Bell dings] A few extra toppings never hurt anyone. [SpongeBob approaches with "Pizza Patty"] Huh? What have you done? [Shows Pizza Patty] You've turned an innocent pizza into... a Pizza Patty! It's an abomination!
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'''Pizza Pete''': [laughs] No problem. [Bell dings] A few extra toppings never hurt anyone. [SpongeBob approaches with "Pizza Patty"] Huh? What have you done? [Shows Pizza Patty] You've turned an innocent pizza into... a Pizza Patty? It's an abomination!
  
 
'''SpongeBob''': Yeah, of deliciousness!
 
'''SpongeBob''': Yeah, of deliciousness!
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'''Señor Taco''': You're fired!
 
'''Señor Taco''': You're fired!
  
'''SpongeBob''': [starts whimpering] But I've given you the best years of my life, Mr. Krabs! [Wailing loudly while holding Señor Taco's feet]
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'''SpongeBob''': [he turns into Peach once again and blue tears come out of her eyes] I've given you the best years of my life Mr. Krabs! [Wailing loudly while holding Señor Taco's feet]
  
 
'''Señor Taco''': Get to steppin'!
 
'''Señor Taco''': Get to steppin'!
  
'''SpongeBob''': [He wails while going from "Taco Sombrero" to "Wet Noodle". Some crashing is heard once he gets inside.]
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'''SpongeBob''': [She has blue tears while going from "Taco Sombrero" to "Wet Noodle". Some crashing is heard once he gets inside.]
  
 
'''Noodleman''': [dressed as Chinese Takeout box. He carries SpongeBob out.] You're fired! [Kicks SpongeBob]
 
'''Noodleman''': [dressed as Chinese Takeout box. He carries SpongeBob out.] You're fired! [Kicks SpongeBob]
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'''Noodleman''': [shows "Noodle Patty"] And take your noodle patty with you! [Throws it at SpongeBob]
 
'''Noodleman''': [shows "Noodle Patty"] And take your noodle patty with you! [Throws it at SpongeBob]
  
'''SpongeBob''': [Noodle Patty splashes his face] Oh, I'll take it, all right! I'll take it to go!... home.
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'''SpongeBob''': [Noodle Patty splashes his face, She turns back into SpongeBob] Oh, I'll take it, all right! I'll take it to go!... home.
  
 
[The scene changes to show SpongeBob walking towards his house with his head lowered. He passes both Patrick and Squidward's houses.]
 
[The scene changes to show SpongeBob walking towards his house with his head lowered. He passes both Patrick and Squidward's houses.]
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'''Gary''': [approaches] Meow.
 
'''Gary''': [approaches] Meow.
  
'''SpongeBob''': Sorry, Gary, you must be starving! [Takes Gary to the kitchen] Don't worry gare-bear. [Goes towards the cabinet] I'll open up a can of Snailpo for you. [Opens cabinet and see there is nothing in there] Oh, no. [Turns to Gary] We're all out of Snailpo. [Walks away] We'll just have to make our own. [Opens fridge takes some vegetables out of it and closes the fridge with his foot. Takes the vegetables to kitchen counter, chops them with his hands, carries them to a pot, and puts them in that pot. Whistles while it's cooking and then takes a wooden spoon to mix the contents until it starts boiling. Tastes what's on the spoon.] Perfect! [Takes the pot, leaves it on kitchen counter, he takes can, and puts the pot's contents in it.]
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'''SpongeBob''': Sorry, Gary, you must be starving! [Takes Gary to the kitchen] Don't worry gare-bear. [Goes towards the cabinet] I'll open up a can of Snailpo for you. [Opens cabinet and see there is nothing in there] Oh no, we're all out of Snailpo. [Walks away] We'll just have to make our own. [Opens fridge takes some vegetables out of it and closes the fridge with his foot. Takes the vegetables to kitchen counter, chops them with his hands, carries them to a pot, and puts them in that pot. Whistles while it's cooking and then takes a wooden spoon to mix the contents until it starts boiling. Tastes what's on the spoon.] Perfect! [Takes the pot, leaves it on kitchen counter, he takes can, and puts the pot's contents in it.]
 
[The scene changes to show SpongeBob painting "Snailpo" and its logo on a piece of paper]
 
[The scene changes to show SpongeBob painting "Snailpo" and its logo on a piece of paper]
  
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'''SpongeBob''': [opens eyes] Krabby Patty! You saved me! [Krabby Patty Man starts carrying him] Well, here we go again.
 
'''SpongeBob''': [opens eyes] Krabby Patty! You saved me! [Krabby Patty Man starts carrying him] Well, here we go again.
  
[Krabby Patty Man carries him to the Krusty Krab and walks past John, Blue Fred, and Thaddeus exiting it. Smokes comes out of the Krusty Krab when John opens the front door]
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[Krabby Patty Man carries him to the Krusty Krab and walks past John, Blue Fred and Thaddeus exiting it. Smokes comes out of the Krusty Krab when John opens the front door]
  
 
'''John''': Ugh! This place is terrible!
 
'''John''': Ugh! This place is terrible!
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'''SpongeBob''': [cuts the rope tied to his hat, flies back to the kitchen through order window, takes patty off the grill and exits through the kitchen door with the Krabby Patty on the plate.] The Krusty Krab is back in business!
 
'''SpongeBob''': [cuts the rope tied to his hat, flies back to the kitchen through order window, takes patty off the grill and exits through the kitchen door with the Krabby Patty on the plate.] The Krusty Krab is back in business!
  
[The scene changes to show a line in front of the Krusty Krab where people are cheering. The scene changes again to inside of Krusty Krab where customers are eating; including Señor Taco, Pizza Pete, Noodleman, The Hot Dog minions, and Mr. Weiner.]
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[The scene changes to show a line in front of the Krusty Krab where people are cheering. The scene changes again to inside of Krusty Krab where customers are eating; including Señor Taco, Pizza Pete, Noodleman, The Hot Dog minions, and Mr. Wiener.]
  
 
'''Mr. Krabs''': Well, SpongeBob, it looks like things are back to normal! And to make up for that extra nickel I was losing, I installed a pay toilet!
 
'''Mr. Krabs''': Well, SpongeBob, it looks like things are back to normal! And to make up for that extra nickel I was losing, I installed a pay toilet!

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