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| | Episode Article: [[Skill Crane]] | | Episode Article: [[Skill Crane]] |
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| − | ==Characters== | + | == Characters == |
| − | *[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] | + | |
| − | *[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] | + | *[[SpongeBob]] |
| − | *[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] | + | *[[Squidward]] |
| | + | *[[Mr. Krabs]] |
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| | ==Dialogue== | | ==Dialogue== |
| − | (episode begins outside the Krusty Krab. A man is knocking on the doors)
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| − | '''Squidward''': Mr. Krabs, some guy in a suit wants to come in before we open.
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': What? Guy in a suit? No, it's a tax collector! (jumps inside SpongeBob) Hide us, SpongeBob! (takes the register in with him) We'll just walk nonchalantly to the rear exit. (man knocks on the door again but holding up a business card up)
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| − | '''Squidward''': He's got a card. (reading business card) R.A. Penny Pincher: Vending Supplies.
| + | (Outside the Krusty Krab, a man is knocking on the doors) |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': (opening SpongeBob's mouth) What? My machine has arrived?! (opens SpongeBob by his mouth painfully and getting out) Oh, let 'em in, let 'em in, let 'em in.
| + | Squidward: Mr. Krabs, some guy in a suit wants to come in before we open.<br> |
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| − | '''R.A. Penny Pincher''': Bring it in, boys. (the workers bring in a big machine covered with a cloak)
| + | Mr. Krabs: What? Guy in a suit? No, it's a tax collector! (jumps inside SpongeBob) Hide us, SpongeBob! (takes the register in with him) We'll just walk non-schelauntly to the real exit. (man knocks on the door again but holding up a business card |
| | + | up) |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': That's it, set her down easy. (putting it down)
| + | Squidward: He's got a card. (reading business card) R.A. Penny Pincher: Vending Supplies.<br> |
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| − | '''R.A. Penny Pincher''': Here are the keys, Mr. Krabs. Happy vending! (walks off)
| + | Mr. Krabs: What? My machine has arrived?! Oh, let 'em in, let 'em in, let 'em in.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': What is it?
| + | R.A. Penny Pincher: Bring it in boys.<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': Only the greatest money maker since the Krabby Patty. Gentlemen, meet ''skill crane''. (pulls off the cloak revealing a grab machine with toys in it)
| + | Mr. Krabs: That's it, set her down easy.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Ooh, skill crane.
| + | R.A. Penny Pincher: Here are the keys, Mr. Krabs. Happy vending!<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': At a quarter a pop, this thing will pay for itself in no time. Which reminds me, step up boys. First one's free. (takes out two golden coins)
| + | Squidward: What is it?<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Thanks, Mr. Krabs. (takes coin)
| + | Mr. Krabs: Only the greatest money maker since the krabby patty. Gentlemen, meet "skill crane".<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': No thanks, I'll pass.
| + | SpongeBob: Ooh, skill crane.<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': Come on Squidward, you know you want to.
| + | Mr. Krabs: At a quarter a pop, this thing will pay for itself in no time. Which reminds me, step up boys. First one's free. |
| | + | (takes out two golden coins)<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': (sighs) OK, if you insist. (takes coin, puts it in his pocket and walks away) Thanks.
| + | SpongeBob: Thanks, Mr. Krabs. (takes coin)<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': Squidward! In the machine. | + | Squidward: No thanks, I'll pass.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': (walks to the machine) Alright, alright. (puts coin in machine and moves crane) Oh boy, what fun. (crane almost pulls out a dinosaur) | + | Mr. Krabs: C'mon Squidward, you know you want to.<br> |
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| − | '''Skill Crane''': (a two-note "wah-wah" tune is played along with the sound of laughter over a speaking voice while "YOU LOSE!" is shown) ''You lose.''
| + | Squidward: (sighs) Ok, if you insist. (takes coin and puts it in his pocket) Thanks.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Did you see that, SpongeBob? I almost got that on my first try!
| + | Mr. Krabs: Squidward! In the machine.<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': My work here is done. (leaves)
| + | Squidward: Alright, alright. (puts coin in machine and moves crane) Oh boy, what fun. (crane almost pulls out a dinosaur)<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': They don't call me "Squidward 'Manual Dexterity' Tentacles" for nothing. (moves his tentacles up and down and SpongeBob imitates him)
| + | Skill Crane: You lose.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Well, why don't I give it a try.
| + | Squidward: Did you see that, SpongeBob? I almost got that on my first try!<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Haha, good luck. You'll...
| + | Mr. Krabs: My work here is done.<br> |
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| − | '''Skill Crane''': (a "ta-da" tune is played along with the sound of sirens while "WINNER!" is shown) ''Winner!'' | + | Squidward: They don't call me "Squidward 'Manually Dexterity' Tentacles" for nothing. (moves his tentacles up and down and so does SpongeBob)<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': It's a bear! I'm gonna call you 'Beary'.
| + | SpongeBob: Well, why don't I give it a try.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Heh, beginner's luck. Now it's the masters turn. (puts another coin in and grabs a toy cat. He presses the button and the crane pulls it up but drops it)
| + | Squidward: Haha, good luck. You'll...<br> |
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| − | '''Skill Crane''': (skill crane makes the "YOU LOSE!" sound again over the voice) ''Loser.''
| + | Skill Crane: Winner!<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Wow, Squidward, you flipped him over. That takes an awful amount of skill. | + | SpongeBob: It's a bear. I'm gonna call you 'Beary'.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Well thank you for saying so.
| + | Squidward: Heh, beginner's luck. Now it's the masters turn. (puts another coin in and grabs a cat but the crane drops it) |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Beary says he's getting lonely. Don't worry Beary I'll get you a friend. (enters a coin in the skill crane)
| + | Skill Crane: Loser.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Ha! If you think you're winning that thing again...
| + | SpongeBob: Wow, Squidward, you flipped him over. That takes an awful amount of skill.<br> |
| | + | Squidward: Well thank you for saying so.<br> |
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| − | '''Skill Crane''': (skill crane makes the "WINNER!" sound again) ''Winner!'' | + | SpongeBob: Beary says he's getting lonely. Don't worry Beary I'll get you a friend. (enters a coin in the skill crane)<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': There ya go, Beary. (gives the toy cat to him) | + | Squidward: Ha! If you think you're winning that thing again... |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Oh, I loosened that one up for you. You would've never won that without my skill.
| + | Skill Crane: Winner!<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Wow, thanks for your help, Squidward. (walks off)
| + | SpongeBob: There ya go, Beary.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Hmph. I bet I could win at this thing the very next time I try. Now all I have to do is... (thought bubble with Mr. Krabs in it appears above Squidward as he frowns in recalling)
| + | Squidward: Oh, I loosened that one up for you. You would've never won that without my skill.<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': At a quarter a pop, this thing pays for itself in no time.
| + | SpongeBob: Wow, thanks for your help, Squidward. (walks off)<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Ha! I'm not falling for that malarkey. (points at the skill crane and smugly walks off. Bubble-wipe to later in the day. Squidward is behind the register)
| + | Squidward: Hmph. I bet I win at this thing I try. Now all I have to do is... (thought bubble with Mr. Krabs in it appears |
| | + | above Squidward)<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (we hear the sirens from the skill crane's "WINNER!" sound from offscreen. SpongeBob walks by with a toy blue sea horse from the skill crane) Hey, Squidward. (skill crane makes the sound of a winner again. SpongeBob walks by with a rabbit from the skill crane) Hey, Squidward. (same sound as before is heard. SpongeBob walks by with a two-headed pink sea serpent from the skill crane) Hey, Squidward. (laughing from the kitchen) Okay, Mrs. Wiggles, order up. Beary cooked this one all by himself. Oh, he makes me so proud.
| + | Mr. Krabs: At a quarter a pop, this thing pays for itself in no time.<br> |
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| − | '''Skill Crane''': (distinct scratchy voice) ''Squid-ward.'' (crane swings back and forth to say "hi") ''Squid-ward.''
| + | Squidward: Ha! I'm not falling for that malarkey. (later, Squidward is behind the register)<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': (sighs) Oh, what the...? Alright. Let's get this over with. (reaches in his pockets to get some coins and grabs a dollar)
| + | SpongeBob: (skill crane makes the sound of a winner. SpongeBob walks by with a blue prize animal from the skill crane) Hey, |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': Need some change? (takes Squidward's dollar and gives him four coins in exchange) There ya are.
| + | Squidward. (skill crane makes the sound of a winner. SpongeBob walks by with a rabbit from the skill crane) Hey, Squidward. (skill crane makes the sound of a winner. SpongeBob walks by with a two-headed pink prize animal from the skill crane) Hey, |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Gee, thanks.
| + | Squidward. (laughing from the kitchen) Ok, Mrs. Wiggles, order up. Beary cooked this one all by himself. Oh, he makes me so |
| | + | proud.<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': No, no Mr. Squidward. Thank you. (Squidward inserts coin in machine)
| + | Skill Crane: (distinct scratchy voice) Squid-ward. (crane swinging back and forth) Squid-ward.<br> |
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| − | '''Skill Crane''': (skill crane makes the sound of a loser offscreen) ''You lose.''
| + | Squidward: (sighs) What the...alright. Let's get this over with.<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': Need some more change? (gives Squidward more coins but Squidward keeps on losing over and over, dollar after dollar)
| + | Mr. Krabs: Need some change? (takes Squidward’s dollar and gives him four coins in exchange) There ya are.<br> |
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| − | '''Skill Crane''': (skill crane once again makes the sound of a loser offscreen) ''You lose.''
| + | Squidward: Gee, thanks.<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': Need some change?
| + | Mr. Krabs: No, no Mr. Squidward. Thank you. (Squidward inserts coin in machine)<br> |
| | + | Skill Crane: You lose.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': No.
| + | Mr. Krabs: Need some more change? (gives Squidward more coins but Squidward keeps on losing over and over, dollar after |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': What? Why?
| + | dollar)<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Because...I'm...all...out...of... (yells in Mr. Krabs' face) '''''MONEY!!'''''
| + | Skill Crane: You lose.<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': All out of...? Hmmm. (bubble-wipe to sometime later. Krabs comes out of his office) Boys, it's payday.
| + | Mr. Krabs: Need some change?<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (gasps) But Mr. Krabs, today is Monday.
| + | Squidward: No.<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': What the...no, it's payday me boy. (gives him money) Here's your check, SpongeBob.
| + | Mr. Krabs: What? Why?<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (leaves) Money, money, money, money, money, money. | + | Squidward: Because...I'm all out of money!!<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': I took the liberty of turning your paycheck into quarters. Just in case you wanna, oh I dunno, do laundry, buy a soda or something. (grins)
| + | Mr. Krabs: All out of...? Hmmm. (later, comes out of his office) Boys, it's payday.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Very funny, Mr. Krabs. If I can't win one of those stupid things with this quarter, (holds up a quarter) I'm walking away. (time card appears)
| + | SpongeBob: (gasps) But, Mr Krabs, today is Monday.<br> |
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| − | '''French Narrator''': ''Six hours later...'' (Squidward is sitting on ground with empty bag over his head. SpongeBob walks in)
| + | Mr. Krabs: What the...no it's payday me boy.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Pardon me, Squidward. SpongeBear Junior here wants me to win him a little brother. (Squidward scoots to the side while SpongeBob inserts a coin into the machine)
| + | SpongeBob: Money, money, money, money, money, money.<br> |
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| − | '''Skill Crane''': (skill crane makes the sound of a winner) ''You are a winner!'' (a toy clown fish and duckling come out)
| + | Mr. Krabs: I took the liberty of turning your paycheck into quarters. Just in case you wanna, oh I dunno, do laundary, buy a |
| | + | soda or something.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Huh?
| + | Squidward: Very funny, Mr Krabs. If I can't win one of those stupid things with (this) quater, I'm walking away.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Two in one quarter? That's not fair. (puts in the clown fish) What's that, 'frown clown'? You'd rather sit next to the 'lovely lion'? (takes the crane and moves a toy octopus and puts the toy clown fish in the middle of a toy lion and pig) There you are, nice and cozy. See ya later, Squidward.
| + | Narrator: Six hours later...<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': (scoots out. Bubble-wipe to Squidward scooting his way into his house. Sits on his couch) A little mind-numbing television ought to help me forget about that stupid machine. (tries to pick up the remote but every time he tries, he is unsuccessful and it makes a "loser" sound like the skill crane. Uses his eye instead) Ye-ahh! (sinks to the floor. Bubble-wipe to Squidward now in bed) You had a rough day, Squiddy. But that doesn't mean tomorrow won't be better. (tries to pull his covers but he can't and they make sounds of the loud alarm like the skill crane) Ooh, phooey! (shivers and tries to pick up the glass of water by his bed but drops it and breaks it as it makes another alarm sound) I gotta win that crane! (runs through his closet door and gets the piggy bank who sniffs a tear. Bubble-wipe to the Krusty Krab sometime later. SpongeBob enters the Krusty Krab and freaks out at what he sees when he enters. Squidward is on the floor with his arms on the crane like bowing and begging) Just once! Please, oh please, let me win one time!
| + | SpongeBob: (Squidward sitting on ground with empty bag over head) Pardon me, Squidward. SpongeBear Junior here wants me to |
| | + | win him a little brother. (Squidward scoots to the side while SpongeBob inserts a coin into the machine)<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Squid, I think you have a problem.
| + | Skill Crane: You are a winner. (two prizes come out)<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': No, he doesn't. You don't listen to him, Squidward. You keep playing until you win! (takes out hundreds of quarters that were put in the machine and pours them into a bucket. A piece of rolled paper drops into the bucket) What's this?
| + | Squidward: Huh?<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': The deed to my house. | + | SpongeBob: Two in one quarter? That's not fair. (puts in one of the prizes) What's that 'frown clown'? You'd rather sit |
| | + | next to the 'lovely lion'? (takes the crane and moves the prizes around) There you are, nice and cozy. See ya later, |
| | + | Squidward.<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': Okey-dokey, then. Carry on.
| + | Squidward: (scoots his way into his house and then sits on his couch) A little mind-numbing television ought to help me forget about that stupid machine. (tries to pick up the remote but every time he tries, he fails. Uses his eye instead) |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Oh! (sobs) If I can just win once, I'd never play again! (continues sobbing) | + | Yeow!! (now in bed) You had a rough day, Squiddy. But that doesn't mean tomorrow won't be better. (tries to pull his covers |
| | + | but he can't) Ooh, phooey! (tries to pick up the glass of water by his bed but drops it and breaks it) I gotta win that |
| | + | crane! (runs through his closet door and gets the piggy bank. Later, SpongeBob enters the Krusty Krab and freaks out at |
| | + | what he sees when he enters) Just once. Please, oh please, let me win one time.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Hey, you want me to tell you the secret of how to win on this machine?
| + | SpongeBob: Squid, I think you have a problem.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': (gasps) SpongeBob, there's a secret? | + | Mr. Krabs: No he doesn't. You don't listen to him, Squidward. You keep playing until you win! (takes out all the quarters |
| | + | that were put in the machine and pours them into a bucket. A piece of rolled paper drops into the bucket) What's this?<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Mm-hmm.
| + | Squidward: The deed to my house.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Tell me the secret.
| + | Mr. Krabs: Okie dokie then. Carry on.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Are you ready to be a winner? | + | Squidward: (cries) If I can just win once, I'd never play again.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Yes.
| + | SpongeBob: Hey, you want me to tell you the secret of how to win on this machine.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Yeah?
| + | Squidward: (gasps) SpongeBob, there's a secret?<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Yeah.
| + | SpongeBob: Mm-hmm.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Yes?
| + | Squidward: Tell me the secret.<br> |
| | + | SpongeBob: Are you ready to be a winner?<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Yes.<
| + | Squidward: Yes.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Yes?
| + | SpongeBob: Yeah?<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': SpongeBob! The secret?!
| + | Squidward: Yeah.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': OK, Squidward, OK. I face the crane. Deposit my quarter. Then I close my eyes.
| + | SpongeBob: Yes?<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Close your eyes?
| + | Squidward: Yes.<br> |
| | + | SpongeBob: Yes?<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Quiet, Squidward. I'm being the crane.
| + | Squidward: SpongeBob! The secret?<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Oh, that's ludi--
| + | SpongeBob: Ok, Squidward, ok. I face the crane. Deposit my quarter. Then I close my eyes.<br> |
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| − | '''Skill Crane''': (skill crane makes the sound of a winner) ''Winner!''
| + | Squidward: Close your eyes?<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': See? Now you try.
| + | SpongeBob: Quiet, Squidward. I'm being the crane.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': This is ridiculous. If I close my eyes, how will I know where the...
| + | Squidward: Oh, that's...<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Squidward, do you wanna win or not?
| + | Skill Crane: Winner!<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': (presses face against machine) Yes, yes, I do!
| + | SpongeBob: See? Now you try.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': OK, Squidward, put your quarter in.
| + | Squidward: This is ridiculous. If I close my eyes, how will I know where the...<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': But this is my last quarter.
| + | SpongeBob: Squidward, do you wanna win or not?<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': In the machine, Squidward.
| + | Squidward: (presses face against machine) Yesssss. Yes, I do.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Okay-okay.
| + | SpongeBob: Ok, Squidward, put your quarter in.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Close your eyes. (Squidward does) Now be the crane. (while SpongeBob is telling him this, Squidward is playing the game and getting a brown bear) Be the crane. Be the crane. Be the crane.
| + | Squidward: But, this is my last quarter.<br> |
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| − | '''Skill Crane''': (skill crane makes the sound of a winner) ''Winner!''
| + | SpongeBob: In the machine, Squidward.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Whoo-hoo! Yeah! I knew I could do it. I'm a winner!
| + | Squidward: Ok-ok.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': You're a winner!
| + | SpongeBob: Close your eyes. (Squidward does) Now be the crane. (while SpongeBob is telling him this, Squidward is playing |
| | + | the game) Be the crane. Be the crane. Be the crane.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': I am a winner, aren't I? Winner, winner, winner! (twirls) Wi-i-i-i-i-inner. (over loudspeaker) I'm a winner everybody! you hear that?! (cricket chirps due to the empty restaurant. Squidward goes into Mr. Krabs' office) I'm...a winner.
| + | Skill Crane: Winner!<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': (frowns) That's funny. Last I checked, you were a cashier.
| + | Squidward: Whoo-hoo! Yeah! I knew I could do it. I'm a winner.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Yuk it up all you want, Mr. Krabs. But just remember, you're yukking in the presence of a winner! Ha! (runs out and slams door)
| + | SpongeBob: You're a winner.<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': I'll try to remember that. 3,498 of Squidward's quarters...3,499 of Squidward's quarters... | + | Squidward: I am a winner, aren't I? Winner, winner, winner! (twirls) Winner. (over loud-speaker) I'm a winner everybody. You hear that? (cricket chirps due to the empty restaurant. Squidward goes into Mr. Krabs office) I'm a winner.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Triple decker, on deck. | + | Mr. Krabs: That's funny. Last time I checked you were a cashier.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': (slams door in SpongeBob's face) Make way for the winner! (door opens to SpongeBob having the triple decker
| + | Squidward: Yuk it up all you want, Mr. Krabs. But just remember, you're yoking (looking) it up in front of a winner. Ha!<br> |
| − | hanging out of his mouth like an accordion. Cut to a child at the skill crane)
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| − | '''Skill Crane''': (skill crane makes the sound of a loser) ''You lose.'' (kid sighs) | + | Mr. Krabs: I'll try to remember that. 3,498 of Squidward's quarters. 3,499 of Squidward's quarters.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': You didn't win the prize?
| + | SpongeBob: Triple decker, on deck.<br> |
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| − | '''Billy''': No.
| + | Squidward: (slams door in SpongeBob face) Make way for the winner. (door opens to SpongeBob having the triple decker |
| | + | hanging out of his mouth like an accordion)<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': You know what that means?
| + | Skill Crane: You lose. (little kid sighs)<br> |
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| − | '''Billy''': No, what? | + | Squidward: You didn't win the prize?<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': It means you have no skills and you're a loser! (laughs) I'm the winner, see my prize! You're a loser who sits and cries! (laughs. Billy kicks Squidward in the leg) Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! (continues "ow"ing. Bubble-wipe to Squidward and SpongeBob walking out the Krusty Krab) Did you see how I handled that crane?
| + | Billy: No.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': I sure did.
| + | Squidward: You know what that means?<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': I just closed my eyes and became the crane. (SpongeBob is becoming irritated)
| + | Billy: No, what?<br> |
| | + | Squidward: It means you have no skills and you're a loser! (laughs) I'm a winner, see my prize. You're a loser who sits and |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Uh-huh.
| + | cries. (little kids kicks Squidward in the leg) Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. (later, Squidward and SpongeBob are walking out the |
| | + | Krusty Krab) Did you see how I handled that crane?<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': I think I had the magic touch.
| + | SpongeBob: I sure did.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (boringly) Oh, yeah, you're the man.
| + | Squidward: I just closed my eyes and became the crane.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': SpongeBob, look. (a real crane is just a few yards away. Squidward runs to it)
| + | SpongeBob: Oh, yeah, you're the man.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Uhh, Squidward I don't think the same principles apply.
| + | Squidward: SpongeBob, look. (a real crane is just a few yards away. Squidward runs to it)<br> |
| | + | SpongeBob: Uhh, Squidward I don't think the same principles apply.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Be the crane.
| + | Squidward: Be the crane.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Wait, Squidward!
| + | SpongeBob: Wait, Squidward!<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Be the crane. (picks up an I-beam)
| + | Squidward: Be the crane. (picks up an I-beam)<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': He did it. Yay, Squidward!
| + | SpongeBob: He did it. Yay, Squidward!<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Be the crane. Be the crane. Be the...
| + | Squidward: Be the crane. Be the crane. Be the...<br> |
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| − | '''Construction Worker''': You know this guy?
| + | Construction Worker: You know this guy?<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Yeah, that's Squidward. He's got the magic touch. (pokes the construction worker) Ding. (Squidward knocks a bunch of buildings in the "Your New Mall" over with the I-beam) Tada! (notices the mess as the workers look in furious frustration) Ah! Squidward, open your eyes!
| + | SpongeBob: Yeah, that's Squidward. He's got the magic touch. (pokes the construction worker) Ding. (Squidward knocks a |
| | + | bunch of buildings over with the I-beam) Tada! (notices the mess) Ah! Squidward, open your eyes.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': (opens eyes) Oh, uhh, be the crane. Be the crane. (cannot control crane and he ends up waving the I-beam and smashes away the construction workers by the beam. The crane charges uncontrollable towards SpongeBob) Look out, SpongeBob. I can't stop! (crane chases after SpongeBob and the workers as SpongeBob runs with his eyes after gasping) Be the crane. Be the crane. Be the crane. Okay, don't be the crane! Don't be the crane! (crane spins around fast holding the beam like a helicopter. Screams as he is spun around in the crane. The workers and SpongeBob scream as they rush to safety. The crane flies off a hill and heads towards the Krusty Krab as the workers duck inside the restaurant. The crane crashes into the Krusty Krab destroying it)
| + | Squidward: (opens eyes) Oh, uhh, be the crane. Be the crane. (can't control crane) Look out, SpongeBob. I can't stop! |
| | + | (crane chases after SpongeBob & workers) Be the crane. Be the crane. Be the crane. Don't be the crane. Don't be the crane. |
| | + | (crane spins around fast and heads towards the Krusty Krab destroying it)<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': What the?!
| + | Mr. Krabs: What the...?<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': (walks out when trying to flee) Oh my. Oh my. Time to go, Teddy. (bumps into large construction worker as the other workers surround him)
| + | Squidward: Oh my. Oh my. Time to go, Teddy. (bumps into large construction worker)<br> |
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| − | '''Construction Worker''': Just where do you think you're going, crane master?
| + | Construction Worker: Just where do you think you're going, crane master?<br> |
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| − | '''Construction Worker #2''': You ain't going anywhere. (they prepare to beat up Squidward but notice the crane claw fly down. SpongeBob is in the crane closing his eyes.
| + | Construction Worker #2: You ain't going anywhere.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (whistles) Hang on, buddy. I got ya. (uses crane to get Squidward but instead gets his bear) I guess I can only
| + | SpongeBob: (whistles) Hang on, buddy. I got ya. (uses crane to get Squidward but instead gets his prize) I guess I can only |
| − | pick up toys. (the construction workers growl as they prepare to beat Squidward up) | + | pick up toys.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Uh-oh!
| + | Squidward: Uh-oh. |
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