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| − | ''[The episode opens out at the island, submerging underwater]''
| + | ===Rodeo Daze (transprict)=== |
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| − | '''Narrator''': Ah, ze eternal expanse of the deep sea. ''[the camera pans right]'' Teeming with fantastic creatures...uh, teeming...I'm sure they are around here somewhere. ''[the narrator spots a rock]'' Aha!...oh, zat's a rock! Where is everybody? ''[the camera finally pans on SpongeBob, causing the narrator to scream]'' O-ho, it is just SpongeBob. ''[the camera immediately zooms out to reveal SpongeBob and Patrick staring at each other]'' Watch and witness one of the rarest and mysterious rituals of the deep...the staring contest.
| + | Sandy: What's this. A letter from mama. |
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| − | ''[SpongeBob and Patrick stare at each other for a while, then SpongeBob's eyes start to water. After a while, he blinks]'' | + | Mama: Dear Sandy. I'm in a rodeo at Texas for a month. But I am tied and I can't out. Help me. Mama. |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Patrick, wow! ''[the two get up]''
| + | Sandy: Poor mama. |
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| − | '''Patrick''': What?
| + | SpongeBob: La-la de-do do. La-la de-do do. Hey Patrick. Do you want to be buried. |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': You are the best starer I've ever stared at!
| + | Patrick: Yes please. |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Ohhhhhhh, staring contest! I thought it was a blinking contest and I was losing. ''[a noise is heard]''
| + | SpongeBob: Okay then, get em' bulldogs. |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Hark, Patrick, do you hear something? ''[a bottle with a message falls on SpongeBob]'' Hmm...it's a letter for Sandy! All the way from Texas! We better deliver it!
| + | Patrick: Bulldogs? |
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| − | ''[transition to Sandy's Treedome]''
| + | SpongeBob: Super Sandy bulldogs. |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Sandy! ''[SpongeBob attempts to open the door]'' Oh, it's not opening!
| + | Patrick: Super... No, wait. Was it... Oh, forget it! Bury me now! |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Hey, SpongeBob, I have something that might help. ''[Patrick grabs a book from his pocket]''
| + | SpongeBob: Here we gooooooooooooooooo. |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': "How to Open Things"...brilliant, Patrick! I saw the movie but I never read the book! | + | Sandy: Did some kritter sa ya'all bulldogs? |
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| − | '''Patrick''': ''[flipping the pages]'' OK...garbage cans. No. Jar. No. Box. No...Sandy's door! "Twist to the Left"!
| + | SpongeBob: No one did, Sandy (chokes). It`s just your mind readings. |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Ohhhhhhh...I was twisting to the right!
| + | Sandy: Oh, well, bye SpongeBob |
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| − | '''Patrick''': A common mistake, my good friend! ''[Patrick puts the book back in his pocket]'' Allow me! ''[Patrick walks up to the door, twists his head left and right, and does some exercises]'' OK...time to open this- ''[Sandy bashes the door open with her foot]''
| + | SpongeBob: See ya later. Uh, Patrick you can put me down. |
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| − | '''Sandy''': Tryin' to ninja sneak attack?! ''[Sandy kicks Patrick into the air, then hits SpongeBob, causing the letter in his head to pop out]'' Well, you're still no match for my squirrel fu! ''[Sandy notices the letter]'' It's a letter from my twin brother Randy! ''[Patrick lands on SpongeBob. The two enter into Sandy's helmet. Sandy notices the two]'' Do you mind?
| + | Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! You are 1 hour late. How dare you insault my money. Me customers are wanting refunds. |
| − | '''SpongeBob''': Not at all, read on!
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| − | '''Patrick''': Doesn't bother me.
| + | SpongeBob: Oh, sorry Mr. Krabs. I was just a bit late. |
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| − | '''Sandy''': Get out of my suit! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick flush themselves out of Sandy's suit]'' Well, golly, Randy says the rodeo's come to town! I've gotta head back to Texas, and defend my championship title!
| + | Mr. Krabs: Don`t say your late, boy. You are fired! |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Championship title? For what?
| + | SpongeBob: What? I'M FIRED?! |
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| − | '''Sandy''': You got cotton in your ears? | + | Mr. Krabs: Ya, you're fired for a month, a mon... wait a minute. YOU'RE FIRED FOREVER!!! |
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| − | '''Patrick''': ''[while checking the inside of SpongeBob's ears]'' Hmm...nah, it's not cotton, it's actually an old moldy piece of Krabby Patty ''[Patrick eats the moldy piece of Krabby Patty]''
| + | SpongeBob: This can't be. |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Is your championship title for jellyfishing?
| + | Squidward: This has to be. Be. Be. Be. |
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| − | '''Sandy''': No.
| + | SpongeBob: I want my job back! I want my job back! (crys in the middle of the street). |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Ka-ra-tah?! ''[SpongeBob karate-chops on Patrick's face]''
| + | Squidward: That it good. |
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| − | '''Sandy''': No!
| + | Mr. Krabs: Get a mop. |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Perhaps the science fair then!
| + | SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick. I just got fired. |
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| − | '''Sandy''': No...its my rodeo championship on the line! | + | Patrick: WHAT? That can't be! |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Ro-de-o? What does ro-de-o mean?
| + | SpongeBob: Yah, and... |
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| − | '''Sandy''': ''[in song]'' ♪Critters that ya gotta rangle...cowboy suits with purdy spangles! Boots with spurs that jingle-jangle, that's a rodeo!♪ ♪Tight blue jeans ya gotta squeeze in! But they sure look mighty pleasin'! Big belt buckles are always in season! That's a rodeo!♪
| + | Sandy: Ye haw bulldog. Take me away to the rodeo with Mr. Krabs money. |
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| − | '''(Cows) Sandy''': (♪Rodeo!♪) ♪Rodeo!♪ (♪Rodeo!♪) ♪Rodeo!♪ ''[both]'' ♪Yippee-ti-yay! Yippee-ti-yo!♪ (♪Rodeo!♪) ♪Rodeo!♪ (♪Rodeo!♪) ♪Rodeo!♪
| + | SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs money?! |
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| − | ''[both]'' ♪Yippee-ti-yay! Yippee-ti-yo!♪
| + | Sandy: Yee-haw. |
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| − | '''Sandy''': ♪Ride that critter, don't be no quitter! Hold on tight, with all your might!♪ ♪Yeeeeeeee-haaaaaaa! That's a rodeo!♪ ♪Tractor pulls and big ol' bulls, lime dancin', horses prancin'! Barrel racin', bare-back ridin', bronco-bustin' aluminum sidin'! That's a rodeo!♪
| + | SpongeBob: I... |
| − | blue jeans ya gotta squeeze in! But they sure look mighty pleasin'! Big belt buckles are always in season! That's a rodeo!♪
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| − | '''(Cows) Sandy''': (♪Rodeo!♪) ♪Rodeo!♪ (♪Rodeo!♪) ♪Rodeo!♪ ''[both]'' ♪Yippee-ti-yay! Yippee-ti-yo!♪ (♪Rodeo!♪) ♪Rodeo!♪ (♪Rodeo!♪) ♪Rodeo!♪
| + | Patrick: Laddy, ya feel down. |
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| − | ''[both]'' ♪Yippee-ti-yay! Yippee-ti-yo!♪ | + | SpongeBob: Yeah, he's going to be down... |
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| − | '''Sandy''': 🎵And don't forget who makes us laugh when we're feeling down The happy slappy sunny funny good ol' rodeo clown🎵
| + | Mr. Krabs: ME MONEY!! SPONGEBOB!!!! |
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| | + | Spongebob: ...for good. |
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| | + | Squidward: A real goodness. |
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| | + | SpongeBob: I feel sorry for... Raining money? |
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| | + | Patrick: Huh, you said you would trust Mr. Krabs. |
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| | + | SpongeBob: Money? |
