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Editing Episode Transcript: Mrs. Puff, You're Fired
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(At Mrs. Puff's Boating School)<br> | (At Mrs. Puff's Boating School)<br> | ||
| − | + | Mr. Fitz: Good morning, Mrs. Puff. I'm Mr. Fitz. I represent the 'Voting Teachers Accreditation Bureau'. As you know, your teaching certificate is up for renewal. However, we've noticed there have been an unusually large number of failings from this classroom.<br> | |
| − | + | Mrs. Puff: That's impossible. In all my years of teaching, only one student has failed my class.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr. Fitz: Yes, but he's failed 1,258,056 times. (shows folder with a bunch of files, making a laughing SpongeBob)<br> | |
| − | + | Mrs. Puff: You don't understand. SpongeBob is...unteachable.<br> | |
Mr. Fitz: We cannot blame the students for the incompetence of the teacher.<br> | Mr. Fitz: We cannot blame the students for the incompetence of the teacher.<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: Start the engine?<br> | SpongeBob: Start the engine?<br> | ||
| − | + | Mrs. Puff: Yes.<br> | |
SpongeBob: (starts the boat) Now what do I do?<br> | SpongeBob: (starts the boat) Now what do I do?<br> | ||
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Mrs. Puff: I won't be teaching SpongeBob anymore? (laughs excitedly) No more...SpongeBob? I thought this day would never come. Whoo-hoo! Good-bye, SpongeBob! Have a nice life. (exhales her puffiness) Free at last. Free at last.<br> | Mrs. Puff: I won't be teaching SpongeBob anymore? (laughs excitedly) No more...SpongeBob? I thought this day would never come. Whoo-hoo! Good-bye, SpongeBob! Have a nice life. (exhales her puffiness) Free at last. Free at last.<br> | ||
| − | ( | + | (cut to Mrs. Puff's Boating School, her name crossed out with paint) |
| − | + | SpongeBob: (in classroom) I got Mrs. Puff fired. (new teacher breaks down door)<br> | |
| − | + | Roderick: Hello, worthless students. I'm your new instructor. (breaks Mrs. Puff's name tag in pieces) No one's ever failed my class...that's LIVED THROUGH it. I can assure you these next 4 weeks will be the worst years of your miserable lives. Your spines will break, your teeth will ache, your eyes will be bloodshot. (students are freaking out) You will drive out of this school in style, or you will be carted out in your granny's handbasket. Everyone will follow the rules of the class. First rule: No talking.<br> | |
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Nat: Does that mean-- (gets thrown through the door)<br> | Nat: Does that mean-- (gets thrown through the door)<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: I am?<br> | SpongeBob: I am?<br> | ||
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| − | Roderick: Do you wanna learn how to drive or what?<br> | + | |
| + | Roderick: (outside) Do you wanna learn how to drive or what?<br> | ||
SpongeBob: Yes, sir! I'm ready to drive! (jumps in the boat)<br> | SpongeBob: Yes, sir! I'm ready to drive! (jumps in the boat)<br> | ||
