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| − | Episode Article: [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture (Episode)|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture]] | + | Episode Article: [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture]] |
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| | ==Characters== | | ==Characters== |
| − | *[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] | + | *[[SpongeBob]] |
| − | *[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] | + | *[[Patrick]] |
| − | *[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] | + | *[[Squidward]] |
| − | *[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] | + | *[[Sandy]] |
| − | *[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]] | + | *[[Mr. Krabs]] |
| − | *[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]] | + | *[[Plankton]] |
| − | *[[Pearl Krabs|Pearl]] | + | *[[Pearl]] |
| | *[[Mermaid Man]] | | *[[Mermaid Man]] |
| | *[[Barnacle Boy]] | | *[[Barnacle Boy]] |
| − | *[[Kelp Thing]]
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| | ==Dialogue== | | ==Dialogue== |
| − | (a green car comes driving up then stops. Kelp-Thing gets out)
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| − | '''Kelp-Thing''': Huh? Eh?
| + | (green car comes driving up then stops. Kelp-Thing gets out)<br> |
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| − | '''Narrator''': ''It's Mermaid Man! Savior of the deep!'' (Barnacle Boy appears) ''And his young fit servant, Barnacle Boy.''
| + | Kelp-Thing: Huh? Eh?<br> |
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| − | '''Mermaid Man''': Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy...unite! (both put rings together then jump down onto Kelp-Thing's car) Kelp-Thing, this is a posted, "No-Parking" zone.<br> | + | Narrator: It's Mermaid Man! Savior of the deep! (in comes Barnacle Boy) And his young fit servant, Barnacleboy.<br> |
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| − | '''Kelp-Thing''': (cut to the sign. Camera zooms out to reveal Kelp-Thing) But I must do what I do. (jumps up in the air, snickering, until he notices his car is being towed) Huh? (Kelp-Thing jumps down. The word "TOWED" comes on screen. Kelp-Thing then walks away)
| + | Mermaid Man: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy...unite! (both put rings together then jump down onto Kelp Thing's car) Kelp-Thing, |
| | + | this is a posted, no-parking zone.<br> |
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| − | '''Mermaid Man''': Evil can't park here between the hours of 6:00am and 12:00pm! (both raise their rings and the word "FIN" appears on-screen. The Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Fan Club is watching a video about the heroes. They now cheer)
| + | Kelp-Thing: But I must do what I do. (jumps up in the air until he notices his car is being towed) Huh? (The word "TOWED" comes on screen. Kelp-Thing jumps down and then walks away.)<br> |
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| − | '''Club Leader''': Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Fan Club members unite! (puts fists together in air) | + | Mermaid Man: Evil can't park here between the hours of 6:00am and 12:00pm! (the word "FIN" appears on-screen. The Mermaid Man |
| | + | and Barnacle Boy Fan Club is watching a video about the heroes. They cheer)<br> |
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| − | '''All''': Unite! (all put their fists together in air)
| + | Club Leader: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Fan Club members unite! (puts handstogether in air)<br> |
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| − | '''Club Leader''': And now the second order of business, [[Drippy Brothers Studio|Drippy Brothers Studios]] is currently in production of the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie!
| + | All: Unite!<br> |
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| − | '''All''': (in amazement) Ooh!
| + | Club Leader: And now the second order of business, Drippy Brothers Studios is currently in production of the Mermaid Man and |
| | + | Barnacle Boy movie!<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Oh, boy, Patrick. I can hardly wait to see our favorite heroes, on the big screen! (Patrick laughs)
| + | All: Ooh!<br> |
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| − | '''Club Leader''': Third order of business, the special surprise guest. (all gasp) The stars of the Mermaid Man movie are here tonight! (everyone cheers) Directly from the set, here they are! (the curtain opens and reveals the fake actors who portray Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy)
| + | SpongeBob: Oh boy, Patrick, I can hardly wait to see our favorite heroes on the big screen! (Patrick laughs)<br> |
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| − | '''Fake Mermaid Man''': Hello, little heroes.
| + | Club Leader: Third order of business, the special surprise guest. (all gasp) The stars of the Mermaidman movie are here |
| | + | tonight! (everyone cheers) Directly from the set, here they are! (curtain opens and fake Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are |
| | + | there)<br> |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Huh?
| + | Fake Mermaid Man: Hello, little heroes.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': You're not Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. You're fakes.
| + | Patrick: Huh?<br> |
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| − | '''Fake Mermaid Man''': Well, of course, we are--we're actors. | + | SpongeBob: You're not Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. You're fakes.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Actors? How can you make a Mermaid Man movie without the real Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy?
| + | Fake Mermaid Man: Well, of course, we are--we're actors.<br> |
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| − | '''Fake Mermaid Man''': Listen, kid, (pokes SpongeBob with his finger) this is an action movie. You're has-been heroes are too old for action.
| + | SpongeBob: Actors? How can they make a Mermaid Man movie without the real Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy?<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Mermaid Man is timeless!
| + | Fake Mermaid Man: Listen, kid, this is an action movie. You're has-been heroes are too OLD for action.<br> |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Yeah!
| + | SpongeBob: Mermaid Man is timeless!<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': I think I speak for everyone here when I say we won't stand for these two phony-baloney ruining the good name of our heroes. (the fake Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy actors are shocked) No right-minded Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy society member would ever pay to see this...this celluloid hoax. I say we boycott this movie! Now who's with me? (SpongeBob and Patrick are thrown out of the building) Traitors! Wait till we tell Mermaid Man about this. (bubble-wipe to [[Shady Shoals]])
| + | Patrick: Yeah!<br> |
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| − | '''Announcer''': B-47. (Mermaid Man scans through his "BINGO" card with his finger)
| + | SpongeBob: I think I speak for everyone here when I say we won't stand for these two phoney-baloneys ruining the good name |
| | + | of our heroes. No right-minded Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy society member would ever pay to see this...this celluloid hoax. |
| | + | I saw we boycott this movie! Now who's with me? (SpongeBob & Patrick are thrown out of the building) Tratiors! Wait till we |
| | + | tell Mermaid Man about this. (cut to the retirement home)<br> |
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| − | '''Mermaid Man''': BONKO!
| + | Announcer: B-47.<br> |
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| − | '''Barnacle Boy''': (puts hand on Mermaid Man) It's "Bingo".
| + | Mermaid Man: Bonko!<br> |
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| − | '''Mermaid Man''': (slaps Barnacle Boy's hand away) Get your hands off me, woman!
| + | Barnacle Boy: It's "bingo". (puts hand on Mermaid Man)<br> |
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| − | '''Announcer''': A-29. | + | Mermaid Man: Get your hands off me, woman! (slaps Barnacle Boy's hand away)<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (walks in angrily) "Too old for an action movie"...huh. (walks up to Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy)
| + | Announcer: A-29.<br> |
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| − | '''Barnacle Boy''': What is this time, kid?
| + | SpongeBob: (walks in angrily) Too old for an action movie...huh.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Are you aware that Drippy Brothers Studios are making the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie?
| + | Barnacle Boy: What is this time, kid?<br> |
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| − | '''Barnacle Boy''': They can't be making a movie about us!
| + | SpongeBob: Are you aware Drippy Brothers Studio is making the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie?<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': But they are! And they're using... (cut to a close-up of his mouth) actors. (Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy gasp) They have shunned our heroes.
| + | Barnacle Boy: They can't be making a movie about us!<br> |
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| − | '''Patrick''': And they weren't nice to them either.
| + | SpongeBob: But they are! And they're using...actors. They have shunned our heroes. (heroes gasp)<br> |
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| − | '''Mermaid Man''': (crying) Now our dreams of being big screen heroes will never come true. | + | Patrick: And they weren't nice to them either.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Well, that makes it even worse.
| + | Mermaid Man: (wailing) Now our dreams of being big screen heroes will never come true.<br> |
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| − | '''Barnacle Boy''': (puts hands on Mermaid Man's back) You bet it does, kid.
| + | SpongeBob: Well, that makes it even worse.<br> |
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| − | '''Mermaid Man''': (in sorrow) And the worst part is: I can't remember why I started crying.
| + | Barnacle Boy: (Puts hands on Mermaid Man's back) You bet it does, kid.<br> |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Why don't we just make our own movie?
| + | Mermaid Man: (still wailing) And the worst part is I can't remember why I started crying.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (puts his hands on Patrick) Patrick, once again, you have exposed your brilliance. We'll make a real Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie. Right here at Shady Shoals.
| + | Patrick: Why don't we just make our own movie?<br> |
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| − | '''Mermaid Man''': (stops crying) You will? | + | SpongeBob: Patrick, once again, you have exposed your brilliance. We'll make a real Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie. Right here at Shady Shoals.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Yes! And in doing so, we will right the wrong done to you by the evil Drippy Brother Studios and... (cut to a close-up of his mouth again) their actors.
| + | Mermaid Man: (stops crying) You will?<br> |
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| − | '''Mermaid Man''': (jumps on top of the table) Vindication is ours! Vindi... (notices that he got up to the table) ...how did I get up here? (bubble-wipe to the Krusty Krab, with SpongeBob, Patrick, and a typewriter at a table)
| + | SpongeBob: Yes! And in doing so, we will right the wrong done to you by the evil Drippy Brother Studios and...their (close-up of SpongeBob's mouth) actors.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Okay, Patrick, what do we need to start a movie?
| + | Mermaid Man: (jumps on top of the table) Vindication is ours! Vindi...how did I get up here? (cut to Krusty Krab)<br> |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Popcorn?
| + | SpongeBob: Ok, Patrick, what do we need to start a movie? |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': No, Patrick, to start making a movie.
| + | Patrick: Popcorn?<br> |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Oh, oh, oh...
| + | SpongeBob: No, Patrick, to start making a movie.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Let's start with... the title.
| + | Patrick: Oh, oh, oh...<br> |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Yeah, yeah. (they both think for a title until Patrick comes up with one) Ooh! I got one! "Adventures in the Underground City". | + | SpongeBob: Let's start with...the title.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Great, Pat, what happens?
| + | Patrick: Yeah, yeah. Ooh! I got one! "Adventures in the Underground City".<br> |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Well, there's a city...
| + | SpongeBob: Great, Pat, what happens?<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (types it in) City... | + | Patrick: Well, there's a city...<br> |
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| − | '''Patrick''': And it's underground...
| + | SpongeBob: City...<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (typing) Underground... | + | Patrick: And it's underground...<br> |
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| − | '''Patrick''': And they have an adventure...
| + | SpongeBob: Underground...<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (typing) Adventure...
| + | Patrick: And they have an adventure...<br> |
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| − | '''Patrick''': The end.
| + | SpongeBob:Adventure...<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (types in the last thing) End. (finishes typing) That's great, Pat. (checks paper) Hmm, seems kinda short.
| + | Patrick: The end.<br> |
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| − | '''Patrick''': I have an idea. Let's make it longer!
| + | SpongeBob: End. That's great, Pat. (checks paper) Hmm, seems kinda short.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Longer, yes! Ok, let's have Mermaid Man get his face shrunk by Kelp-Thing's face minimizer.
| + | Patrick: I have an idea. Let's make it longer!<br> |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Yeah, and then he...umm...he drinks...cheese coffee!
| + | SpongeBob: Longer, yes.Ok, let's have Mermaidman get his face shrunk by Kelp-Thing's face minimizer.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (laughs) Good one, Pat! (both laugh)
| + | Patrick: Yeah, and then he...umm...he drinks...cheese coffee.<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': (walks to table) What are ye lads doing?
| + | SpongeBob: (laughs) Good one, Pat. (both laugh)<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': We're making a movie.
| + | Mr. Krabs: (walks to table) What are ye lads doing?<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': Great! I got cinema's newest star, right here. (camera pan to Pearl, who is holding a Krabby Patty. SpongeBob looks through his fingers, which make a square shape staring at Pearl. She giggles)
| + | SpongeBob: We're making a movie.<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': So, what do you say, lad?
| + | Mr. Krabs: Great! I got cinema's newest star, right here. |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Sure, Mr. Krabs, Pearl can be in our movie.
| + | SpongeBob: (looks through his fingers which make a square shape staring at Pearl. She giggles)<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': I wasn't talking about Pearl. I was talking about the Krabby Patty. (cut to a close-up of the Krabby Patty held by Pearl. Cut back to Pearl, who bursts into tears)
| + | Mr. Krabs: So, what do ye say, lad?<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': You can be in it, too, Pearl.
| + | SpongeBob: Sure, Mr Krabs, Pearl can be in our movie.<br> |
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| − | '''Pearl''': (immediately stops crying and becomes happy; singsong) I'm gonna be a movie star! (bubble-wipe to outside Shady Shoals) | + | Mr. Krabs: I wasn't talking about Pearl. I was talking about the Krabby Patty.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Let's meet the highly skilled professionals who will help us fulfill your dream of being on the big screen. (cut to Sandy) Sandy will handle the stunts and explosives. (Sandy holds up a bomb)
| + | Pearl: (cries)<br> |
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| − | '''Sandy''': Howdy.
| + | SpongeBob: You can be in it, too, Pearl.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (camera pans to Pearl) Pearl is the leading lady. (camera pans to Mr. Krabs) Mr. Krabs will cater the affair. (Mr. Krabs holds up a Krabby Patty. Camera pans to Patrick, with a film camera next to him) Patrick will run the camera.
| + | Pearl: (stops crying) I'm gonna be a movie star. (cut to outside Shady Shoals)<br> |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Hey... (leans on the camera, only to knock over the camera and get tangled up in film roll) | + | SpongeBob: Let's meet the highly skilled professionals who will help us fulfill your dream of being on the big screen. Sandy will handle the stunts and explosives. (Sandy holds up a bomb)<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': This is Squidward. He's in charge of the makeup department.
| + | Sandy: Howdy.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Uh, no thanks. Who wants to be the "makeup department"? (walks away)
| + | SpongeBob: Pearl is the leading lady. Mr Krabs will cater the affair.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Not makeup department. You're the makeup artist.
| + | Mr. Krbs: (holds up a Krabby Patty)<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': (looks back) Artist?
| + | SpongeBob: Patrick will run the camera.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Makeup artist.
| + | Patrick: Hey... (knocks over the camera and gets tangled up in roll)<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': (in enthusiasm) In that case, let's make those old crabapples sizzle. (looks at the heroes) Hmm... (close-ups of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's old, wrinkly faces) Time for the art-eest to go to work. (takes out a blowtorch and gets to work. Banging and screaming are heard. Squidward scrubs, streches, and staples their faces together. More screaming are heard) Voila!
| + | SpongeBob: This is Squidward. He's in charge of the makeup department.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (on megaphone) OK, places everybody. Squidward, are our heroes ready?
| + | Squidward: (walks away) Uh, no thanks. Who wants to be the 'makeup department'?<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': As they'll ever be.
| + | SpongeBob: Not makeup department, you're the makeup artist.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (gasps in amazement. Camera cuts to Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, who appear to have their skins stretched and tied) They're beautiful! They look just like they did 30 years ago. (Mermaid Man slurps) Ok...action! (Sandy pushes a handle down, and a special-effects explosion occurs)
| + | Squidward: Artist? (looks back)<br> |
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| − | '''Sandy''': I love my new job!
| + | SpongeBob: Makeup artist.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''' : (on megaphone) Good job, Sandy.
| + | Squidward: Well then let's make those old crabapples sizzle.(looks at the heroes) Hmmm... (close-ups of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's old, wrinkly faces) Time for the art-eest to go to |
| | + | work. (takes out the flamethrower and gets to work. Banging and screaming are heard. Squidward staples their faces together) Voila!<br> |
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| − | '''Plankton''': Psst... (Planton, who is wearing a miniature ManRay helmet, walks in) I, ManRay, have returned from the murky depths to seek my revenge and banish your souls to the nether regions. Their defenses are strong but they are no match for my ManRay ray. (takes out a flashlight and turns it on)
| + | SpongeBob: Ok, places everybody. Squidward, are our heroes ready?<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': What are you doing?
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| − | '''Plankton''': (takes off helmet) SpongeBob, this role was made for me! | + | Squidward: As they'll ever be.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': That villain isn't even in this movie. But let me see if we have something that fits your qualifications. (looks around) Oh, here's something. (takes boom microphone stand) You can be the boom operator.
| + | SpongeBob: (gasps) They're beautfiul. (Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are tied up and look like sausage links) They look just like they did 30 years ago. (Mermaid Man slurrping) Ok...action! (explosion) |
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| − | '''Plankton''': I thought Sandy was the boom operator.
| + | Sandy: I love my new job.<br> |
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| − | '''Sandy''': Did somebody say "Boom"? (activates explosion)
| + | SpongeBob: Good job, Sandy.<br> |
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| − | '''Plankton''': All right, SpongeBob, but you're squandering my talents!
| + | Plankton: Psst... (has a mini ManRay head on) I, ManRay, have returned from the murky depths to seek my revenge and banish your souls to the nether regions. Their defense are strong but they are no match for my ManRay ray. (takes out a flashlight and turns it on)<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Okay, Patrick, start the movie! (Patrick starts filming while SpongeBob sits in a director's chair)
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| − | '''Assistant''': (holding a clapboard) Take 1. (claps the clapboard and pulls it offscreen)
| + | SpongeBob: What are you doing?<br> |
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| − | '''Mermaid Man''': We have to get back to those swollen Krabby Patties.
| + | Plankton: SpongeBob, this role was made for me.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (on megaphone) Cut! No, Mermaid Man, it's "STOLEN Krabby Patties."
| + | SpongeBob: That villain isn't even in this movie. But let me see if we have something that fits your qualifications. Oh, here's something. (takes microphone stand) You can be the boom operator.<br> |
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| − | '''Assistant''': Take 2. (claps the clapboard again)
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| − | '''Mermaid Man''': We have to get back to those stolen maggie daddies.
| + | Plankton: I thought Sandy was the boom operator.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (on megaphone) Cut! No, Mermaid Man, it's "stolen Krabby Patties."<br>
| + | Sandy: Did somebody say boom? (explosion)<br> |
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| − | '''Assistant''': Take 5,003. (claps the clapboard for a third time)
| + | Plankton: All right, Spongebob, but you're squandering my talents. |
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| − | '''Mermaid Man''': We have to get back to those stolen Krabby Patties! (Plankton tries to hold up the boom microphone) And if we don't stop that diabolical scoundrel- (the microphone gets shoved into Mermaid Man's mouth. Mumbles)
| + | SpongeBob: Ok, Patrick, start the movie!<br> |
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| − | '''Plankton''': (tries to pull back the boom microphone) Give it back!
| + | Assistant: Take 1.<br> |
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| − | '''Barnacle Boy''': I knew this was a bad idea.
| + | Mermaid Man: We have to get back to those swollen Krabby Patties.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (on megaphone) Cut! (walks up to Plankton) Plankton, next time could you keep the boom out of the shot? Other than that, you're doing a super job.
| + | SpongeBob: Cut! No, Mermaid Man, it's "stolen Krabby Patties."<br> |
| | + | Assistant: Take 2.<br> |
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| − | '''Plankton''': (drops the boom microphone) This is humiliating. I'm not good at this boom thing.
| + | Mermaid Man: We have to get back to those stolen naggie daddies.<br> |
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| − | '''Sandy''': Did somebody say "Boom"? (activates explosion) | + | SpongeBob: Cut! No, Mermaid Man, it's "stolen Krabby Patties."<br> |
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| − | '''Pearl''': (cries) Oh, daddy, you said I was going to be a star!
| + | Assistant: Take 5,003.<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': You are, Pearl. Mermaid Man wouldn't be anywhere without you. (Pearl becomes happy) Go out there and break a leg!
| + | Mermaid Man: We have to get back to those stolen Krabby Patties! And if we don't stop that diabolical scoundrel-(mumbles because Plankton accidentaly shoves the microphone in his mouth)<br> |
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| − | '''Pearl''': Yeah! (runs off)
| + | Plankton: Give it back! (Mermaid Man still mumbling)<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (on megaphone) Okay, action!
| + | Barnacle Boy: I knew this was a bad idea.<br> |
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| − | '''Mermaid Man''': (cut to Kelp-Thing's hideout. Camera pans down to the heroes) To the boat mobile! (both jump on the boat mobile, which is portrayed by Pearl on her back with wheels)
| + | SpongeBob: Cut! Plankton, next time could you keep the boom out of shot? Other than that, you're doing a super job.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (on megaphone) Cue sound effects. (Pearl uses her tongue for boat engine sound effect) | + | Plankton: This is humiliating. I'm not good at this boom thing. |
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| − | '''Mermaid Man''': Listen to that engine purr. (assistant is straining as he tries to pull Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, and Pearl up a steep cliff with a rope)
| + | Sandy: Did somebody say boom? (explosion)<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (on megaphone) Almost there! (assistant grabs the edge of the cliff, but it breaks off, causing them to slide down and into the air. Then they come crashing down onto the set. Pearl gets off of SpongeBob)
| + | Pearl: Oh, daddy, you said I was going to be a star!<br> |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Good morning, SpongeBob.
| + | Mr. Krabs: You are, Pearl. Mermaid Man wouldn't be anywhere without you. Go out there and break a leg.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (looks around to see that the set is destroyed)Everything's ruined! Well, at least we got the footage.
| + | Pearl: Yeah! (runs off)<br> |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Yeah, I got the footage.
| + | SpongeBob: Ok, action!<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Patrick, what is that? (points to camera)
| + | Mermaid Man: To the boat mobile. (both jump on the boat mobile, which is really Pearl on her back with wheels)<br> |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Oh, it's a camera.
| + | SpongeBob: Cue the sound effects. (Pearl uses her tongue for boat engine)<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': No, Patrick, this. (takes off lens cap)
| + | Mermaid Man: Listen to that engine purr. (assistant is straining as he tries to pull Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, and Pearl up a steep cliff)<br> |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Oh, that's a lens cap.
| + | SpongeBob: Almost there! (assistant grabs the edge of the cliff but it breaks off causing them to slide down and into the |
| | + | air. Then come crashing down onto the set. Pearl gets off of SpongeBob)<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Did you just put that on?!
| + | Patrick: Good morning, Spongebob.<br> |
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| − | '''Patrick''': Nope, I didn't want to lose it, so I put it there right before we started filming.
| + | SpongeBob: Everything's ruined! Well, at least we got the footage.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''':(screams and goes insane, crab-walks, crawls, and shoves his rear against the ground. Lifts up a piece of the ground, and eats worms on the bottom. Everyone gasps. SpongeBob then cries) The movie's ruined! We can't make a movie!
| + | Patrick: Yeah, I got the footage.<br> |
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| − | '''Mermaid Man''': Hey, little hero, this reminds me of the Episode 912. We were surrounded. The Kelp-Thing was to our right and there was broccoli on the side. But if there was one thing I remember, it's how to forget.
| + | SpongeBob: Patrick, what is that?<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Patrick, this is good. Roll the film. (Patrick films Mermaid Man)
| + | Patrick: Oh, it's a camera.<br> |
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| − | '''Mermaid Man''': The rain in Spain stays mainly on the...space! The final countdown. Stick to the...stick to the...Loo, my darling! Lou! (falls on ground) Now get out there and finish this movie, kid. (bubble-wipe to Krusty Krab at night, where Mr. Krabs is crying at the cash register)
| + | SpongeBob: No, Patrick, this. (takes off lens cap)<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Mr. Krabs, why are you weeping? | + | Patrick: Oh, that's a lens cap.<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': (crying) I closed early for your movie. Where are the paying customers? (angrily) You promised a full house!
| + | SpongeBob: Did you just put that on?!<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': And here comes the filling! (points to the front door. The fan club comes rushing into the Krusty Krab) The Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Fan Club. I knew you'd come to see the real Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie!
| + | Patrick: Yup, I didn't want to lose it so it there right before we started filming.<br> |
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| − | '''Club Leader''': Actually, the real movie was sold out. I'll take 200 tickets, please. (hands Mr. Krabs stack of money)
| + | SpongeBob:(Goes insane, lifts up piece of ground, eats worms on bottom side, then cries) The movie's ruined! We can't make a movie.<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': Now, this is what I call a happy ending. (cut to the movie starting on a screen, with benches for seating near the screen. Everyone is sitting down to watch the film)
| + | Mermaid Man: Hey, little hero, this reminds me of the Episode 912. We were surrounded. The Kelp-Thing was to our right and there broccoli on the side. But if there was one thing I remember, it was how to forget.<br> |
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| − | '''Barnacle Boy''': Well, our big moment, us, up on the big screen. (notices Mermaid Man is sleeping)
| + | SpongeBob: Patrick, this is good. Roll the film.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (in the movie, a cardboard box for a building, glue bottle, and a toy boatmobile being controlled by SpongeBob are shown) Fort Lox: Home to over five billion Krabby Patties. (SpongeBob and Patrick each grab a canister popcorn while watching the movie) What evil mastermind would dare infiltrate this fortified fort and make off with its treasure? (a piece of kelp on strings comes down with springy eye stalks) It is I, Kelp-Thing! Do what I do!
| + | Mermaid Man: The rain in Spain stays mainly on the...space! The final countdown. Stick to the...stick to the...Lou, my darling! Lou! (falls on ground) Now go out there and finish this movie, kid. (cut to Krusty Krab at night).<br> |
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| − | '''Mermaid Man''': (on-screen) Stop! You can't do that- (movie cuts for a bit) -forbidden.
| + | SpongeBob: Mr Krabs, why are you weeping?<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (on-screen as Kelp-Thing) Watch me!
| + | Mr. Krabs: I closed early for your movie. Where are the paying customers? You promised a full house.<br> |
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| − | '''Mermaid Man''': Prepare to feel my wrath, you foul villain. (Sandy comes in as Mermaid Man's stunt double and fights Kelp Thing. Then Mermaid Man shows up on screen again) You may have won the Krabby Patties, but the battle rages on. (real-life crabs are fighting) Mermaid-Man- (movie cuts again) -narnacle Boy, unite! (both put rings together. Then 'FIN' comes on-screen with a fish fin in the background. The movie ends. Almost everyone is disappointed, confused, and/or asleep. SpongeBob and Patrick, however, are cheering)
| + | SpongeBob: And here comes the filling! (fan club comes rushing into the Krusty Krab) The Mermaid Man and BarnacleBoy Fan |
| | + | Club. I knew you'd come to see the real Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie.<br> |
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| − | '''Mermaid Man''': Well, kid, you showed the world that even though our steps may have been slowed, we still have a little action left in these heroic old bones. (bends his arm. His bone breaks)
| + | Club Leader: Actually, the real movie was sold out. I'll take 200 tickets, please. (hands Mr. Krabs stack of money)<br> |
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| − | '''Barnacle Boy''': Well, at least some of them. (all four laugh)
| + | Mr. Krabs: Now, this is what I call a happy ending.<br> |
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| | + | Barnacle Boy: (movie starts) Well, our big moment, us up on the big screen. (Mermaid Man is sleeping)<br> |
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| | + | SpongeBob: (on-screen) Fort Lox: home to over five billion Krabby Patties. (SpongeBob and Patrick each grab a canister popcorn while watching the movie) of What evil mastermind would dare infiltrate this fortified fort and make off with its treesure? (a piece of kelp on strings comes down) It is I, Kelp-Thing! Do what I do!<br> |
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| | + | Mermaid Man: (on-screen) Stop! You can't do that-forbidden.<br> |
| | + | SpongeBob: (on-screen as Kelp-Thing) Watch me!<br> |
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| | + | Mermaid Man: Prepare to feel my wrath, you foul villain. (Sandy comes in as Mermaid Man's stunt double and fights Kelp Thing. Then Mermaid Man shows up on screen again) You may have won the Krabby Patties, but the battle rages on. (real crabs are fighting) |
| | + | Mermaid-Barnacle Boy, unite! (both put rings together. Then 'FIN' comes on-screen)<br> |
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| | + | Sponge Bob & Patrick: (cheering) Yay!<br> |
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| | + | Mermaid Man: Well, kid, you showed the world that even though our steps may have been slowed, we still have a little action |
| | + | left in these heroic old bones. (bone breaks)<br> |
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| | + | Barnacle Boy: Well, at least some of them. (all 4 laugh) |
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