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==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
− | '''Narrator''': The New Adventures of Mermaid Man and | + | '''Narrator''': The New Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacleboy. In a familiar restaurant, in a familiar part of town, a call goes out in frustration.<br> |
'''Frank''': Will you hurry up?<br> | '''Frank''': Will you hurry up?<br> | ||
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'''Mermaid Man''': 1 Krabby Patty for me and a Pipsqueak Patty for the boy.<br> | '''Mermaid Man''': 1 Krabby Patty for me and a Pipsqueak Patty for the boy.<br> | ||
− | ''' | + | '''Barnacleboy''': Now, wait just a darn minute.<br> |
'''Line of Customers''': Awww...<br> | '''Line of Customers''': Awww...<br> | ||
− | ''' | + | '''Barnacleboy''': I don't want a Pipsqueak Patty. I want an adult size Krabby Patty.<br> |
'''Mermaid Man''': The Krabby Patty is too big for you. You'll never finish it.<br> | '''Mermaid Man''': The Krabby Patty is too big for you. You'll never finish it.<br> | ||
− | ''' | + | '''Barnacleboy''': Don't you see what you're doing? You're treating me like a child.<br> |
'''Mr. Krabs''': The boys eyes are bigger than his stomach. (Everybody laughs)<br> | '''Mr. Krabs''': The boys eyes are bigger than his stomach. (Everybody laughs)<br> | ||
− | ''' | + | '''Barnacleboy''': And that's another thing. I'm not a boy. I'm so old I got hairs growing out of the wrinkles in my liver spots. (shows a hair popping out)<br> |
'''Squidward''': One Pipsqueak Patty (Shows a small Patty with a smile with pickles and Ketchup) and your bib and high chair. (Everybody laughs again)<br> | '''Squidward''': One Pipsqueak Patty (Shows a small Patty with a smile with pickles and Ketchup) and your bib and high chair. (Everybody laughs again)<br> | ||
− | ''' | + | '''Barnacleboy''': I'm 68 years old and I want a Krabby Patty!<br> |
'''Mermaid Man''': Your Pipsqueak is getting cold. Shall I feed you?<br> | '''Mermaid Man''': Your Pipsqueak is getting cold. Shall I feed you?<br> | ||
− | ''' | + | '''Barnacleboy''': (Glaring) Feed this, old man! (slaps the Krabby Patty out of Mermaid Man's hand as everybody gasps) I'm tired of playing second banana to a man who wears a bra! From now on, I want to be called Barnacle Man! And, I'm through protecting citizens that don't respect me. <br> |
'''SpongeBob''': I respect you, Barnacle Man!<br> | '''SpongeBob''': I respect you, Barnacle Man!<br> | ||
− | '''Barnacle Man''': That's | + | '''Barnacle Man''': That's Barnacleboy, I mean, man! Oh, forget it, people. I say if you're not going to give me the respect I want as a hero, then maybe you'll give me respect as a villain. A villain who is...evil.<br> |
'''SpongeBob''': Evil??<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Evil??<br> | ||
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'''Dirty Bubble''': Did someone say evil?<br> | '''Dirty Bubble''': Did someone say evil?<br> | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': Holy oil spill! It's Mermaid Man and | + | '''SpongeBob''': Holy oil spill! It's Mermaid Man and Barnacleboy's arch enemies: Man-Ray and The Dirty Bubble! (Barnacle Man gets in villain car)<br> |
'''Barnacle Man''': Nighty night, you old goat! (The villain car drives off)<br> | '''Barnacle Man''': Nighty night, you old goat! (The villain car drives off)<br> | ||
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'''Mermaid Man''': Nighty-night. (to Squidward) Will you tuck me in? (Squidward glares)<br> | '''Mermaid Man''': Nighty-night. (to Squidward) Will you tuck me in? (Squidward glares)<br> | ||
− | '''Johnny''': We interrupt your bleak and meaningless lives for this special news break. Man-Ray (Manray on TV shoots down a building with his powers originally both a plane and the building), The Dirty Bubble (He absorbs a bank into himself), and now, playing for the dark side, | + | '''Johnny''': We interrupt your bleak and meaningless lives for this special news break. Man-Ray (Manray on TV shoots down a building with his powers originally both a plane and the building), The Dirty Bubble (He absorbs a bank into himself), and now, playing for the dark side, Barnacleboy...<br> |
'''Barnacle Man''': Barnacle Man!<br> | '''Barnacle Man''': Barnacle Man!<br> |