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*'''Patrick''': Ah! Who's the best pet urchin in the whole world? You are, Ouchie! Give us a kiss! | *'''Patrick''': Ah! Who's the best pet urchin in the whole world? You are, Ouchie! Give us a kiss! | ||
*''[Patrick kisses Ouchie, which creates thorns on his lips.]'' | *''[Patrick kisses Ouchie, which creates thorns on his lips.]'' | ||
− | + | Patrick: Ouch. | |
*''[Gross close-up of Patrick's lips with the thorns is shown.]'' | *''[Gross close-up of Patrick's lips with the thorns is shown.]'' | ||
− | + | Patrick: Love hurts. | |
*''[Patrick puts Ouchie down.]'' | *''[Patrick puts Ouchie down.]'' | ||
Patrick: Well, off you go, little man. | Patrick: Well, off you go, little man. | ||
*''[Patrick giggles then rolls to the dresser with his toothbrush.]'' | *''[Patrick giggles then rolls to the dresser with his toothbrush.]'' | ||
− | + | Patrick: Of course, you have to remember to brush every morning. ''[However, instead of it being a toothbrush, he brushes his eyes!]'' Keeping my eyes minty fresh! ''[Then, when he's done, he gets a cherry out of his nose and gives to Ouchie, who's reading a book.]'' | |
− | + | Patrick: [laughs] Gross. ''[His watch then makes a raspberry, which reminds him about something.]'' Uh-oh! It's almost time for my show! I'd better get Squidina. ''[After he opens his door, a knight charges toward the camera, forcing Patrick to quickly shut the door.]'' Whoops. Wrong door. Now where was that door? Hmmm... [realizes] There it is! | |
− | + | Squidina: Where you going? ''[drags Patrick]'' Show is this way! ''[puts Patrick behind the curtain]'' Knock 'em dead, bro! ''[adjusts microphone]'' And now, it's The Patrick Show with your host, Patrick Star! ''[rolls up curtain]'' | |
− | + | Ouchie: Arf! Arf-arf! Arf! | |
− | + | Patrick: ''[winks at Ouchie]'' Ohhh... ''[hits a toilet, slides down, and falls into a tiki head] I can't do anything 'cause I know nothing. Lack of experience never stopped me! [hits the glass screen and starts making a snow angel]'' I got a TV show, though I'm just bluffing. Make believe you're watching and I know you'll agree! | |
− | + | R.A. PennyPincher: Doo-doo-do-doodoo... Huh? ''[looks at the glass screen, which shows Patrick's backside] [disgusted]'' Agh! Ugg! ''[runs away]'' | |
− | + | Patrick: [still singing] The Patrick Show is all my imagination, [hits a big Patrick head] because my head is empty, I can fill it with cheese! [Cheese explodes all over the screen] Ice cream with syrup, and marbles and bloopers. There's one thing I can't find, and that is my... keys?! [camera zooms in, to reveal a shocked Patrick with his keys in his mouth] | |
Squidina: Hey, Patrick! What's today's show gonna be about? | Squidina: Hey, Patrick! What's today's show gonna be about? | ||
Patrick: [stomach growls] I don't know. I'm hungry. | Patrick: [stomach growls] I don't know. I'm hungry. |