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*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] | *[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] | ||
*[[Mr. Krabs]] | *[[Mr. Krabs]] | ||
+ | *[[Anthony Lechich]]|Anthony]] | ||
==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
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(SpongeBob & Squidward are walking down the road towards the Krusty Krab)<br> | (SpongeBob & Squidward are walking down the road towards the Krusty Krab)<br> | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': So, I was all ready to drain the fries | + | '''SpongeBob''': So, I was all ready to drain the fries but I cooked the fries slightly too long. So...<br> |
'''Squidward''': SpongeBob?<br> | '''Squidward''': SpongeBob?<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': They weren't overcooked at all!<br> | '''SpongeBob''': They weren't overcooked at all!<br> | ||
− | '''Squidward''': SpongeBob, look! (picks him up and turns him around where we are shown a tall building)<br> | + | '''Squidward''': SpongeBob, look!! (picks him up and turns him around where we are shown a tall building)<br> |
'''SpongeBob''': Wow, what happened to the Krusty Krab?<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Wow, what happened to the Krusty Krab?<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': Why did you build a hotel, Mr. Krabs?<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Why did you build a hotel, Mr. Krabs?<br> | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs''': I'm glad you asked, son. Remember when I went to that fast food convention and stayed in that fancy hotel? I had a beautiful room. The employees were so friendly. They catered to my every whim, no matter how demeaning it was. Because they lived by a code. And that code was engraved in fine gold above the grand fireplace: "We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request". Everything was perfect until I got the bill. They charged me for everything | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': I'm glad you asked, son. Remember when I went to that fast food convention and stayed in that fancy hotel? I had a beautiful room. The employees were so friendly. They catered to my every whim, no matter how demeaning it was. Because they lived by a code. And that code was engraved in fine gold above the grand fireplace: "We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request". Everything was perfect until I got the bill. They charged me for everything. 25 dollars for a hamburger! (takes out a whole burger from inside his body) If they can charge that much for a lousy burger, imagine how much I could charge for a lousy krabby patty. And thus, the Krusty Towers was born.<br> |
'''Squidward''': Why would anyone stay at a hotel in Bikini Bottom? It's in the middle of scenic nowhere. There's nothing to do but get stung by jellyfish. (grunts as jellyfish stings Squidward on the head) See? (SpongeBob pushes the bump in and it goes to the other side of Squidward's head)<br> | '''Squidward''': Why would anyone stay at a hotel in Bikini Bottom? It's in the middle of scenic nowhere. There's nothing to do but get stung by jellyfish. (grunts as jellyfish stings Squidward on the head) See? (SpongeBob pushes the bump in and it goes to the other side of Squidward's head)<br> | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''' (surprised): | + | '''SpongeBob''' (surprised): Ooh! |
'''Mr. Krabs''': Come inside. (now inside Krusty Towers) Isn't it beautiful?<br> | '''Mr. Krabs''': Come inside. (now inside Krusty Towers) Isn't it beautiful?<br> | ||
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'''Guest''': Ooh, I've only got an hour for lunch. (sighs and leaves) | '''Guest''': Ooh, I've only got an hour for lunch. (sighs and leaves) | ||
− | '''Squidward''': | + | '''Squidward''': Boy, you reeled that one in like a pro.<br> |
− | '''Mr. Krabs''': Ok, Squidward, you | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Ok, Squidward, ''you're'' at the front desk.<br> |
'''Patrick''': I'd like a krabby patty, please.<br> | '''Patrick''': I'd like a krabby patty, please.<br> | ||
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'''Squidward''': Patrick, you only live 400 yards away. Why do you want to check into a hotel?<br> | '''Squidward''': Patrick, you only live 400 yards away. Why do you want to check into a hotel?<br> | ||
− | '''Patrick''': Sometimes I just need to get away from it all. (rings bell) Wow, this hotel has everything | + | '''Patrick''': Sometimes I just need to get away from it all. (rings bell) Wow, this hotel has everything.<br> |
'''Squidward''': (takes bell) Gimme that! Now sign the register.<br> | '''Squidward''': (takes bell) Gimme that! Now sign the register.<br> | ||
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'''Squidward''': Patrick, all you have to do is write your name.<br> | '''Squidward''': Patrick, all you have to do is write your name.<br> | ||
− | '''Patrick''': Oh, ok. (takes pen) Do you mind? | + | '''Patrick''': Oh, ok. (takes pen) Do you mind? (Squidward turns around so Patrick starts writing. Squidward peeks) Don't look! |
− | (Squidward turns around) | + | (Squidward turns around, Patrick mumbles) Done! (Patrick drew an airplane and himself)<br> |
'''Squidward''': Close enough. Here's your room key.<br> | '''Squidward''': Close enough. Here's your room key.<br> | ||
− | '''Patrick''': I'll need some help with my bags. | + | '''Patrick''': I'll need some help with my bags.<br> |
− | '''Squidward''': How can you have bags? | + | '''Squidward''': How can you have bags? You just found out this is a hotel.<br> |
'''Patrick''': This is a hotel?<br> | '''Patrick''': This is a hotel?<br> | ||
− | '''Squidward''': | + | '''Squidward''': D'oh...SpongeBob!<br> |
'''SpongeBob''': Yes, Squidward?<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Yes, Squidward?<br> | ||
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'''Squidward''': And bring him a Krabby Patty.<br> | '''Squidward''': And bring him a Krabby Patty.<br> | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs''': | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Squidward, you can take Patrick's bags up to his room. SpongeBob, you go make the Krabby Patty.<br> |
− | '''Squidward''': Oh, Mr. Krabs.<br> | + | '''Squidward''': Oh, Mr. Krabs...<br> |
− | '''Mr. Krabs''': What's the matter? Afraid of a little manual labor? (imitates Squidward) I'm Squidward and I have to work for a living. Boo hoo hoo.<br> | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': What's the matter? Afraid of a little manual labor? (imitates Squidward) I'm Squidward and I have to work for a living. Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo.<br> |
'''Squidward''': Fine. Let's go, Patrick. (has struggle with Patrick's bags as he is walking up to the elevator)<br> | '''Squidward''': Fine. Let's go, Patrick. (has struggle with Patrick's bags as he is walking up to the elevator)<br> | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs''': (comes out of the elevator) This elevator is for guests only. Take the employee elevator. ( | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': (comes out of the elevator) This elevator is for guests only. Take the employee elevator. (walks to the other |
− | elevator that is actually | + | elevator that is actually stairs, making Squidward angry. Walks up stairs as Patrick gets off the guest elevator)<br> |
− | '''Squidward''': What's in these bags, rocks? (bag opens spilling out rocks) Hey, these | + | '''Squidward''': What's in these bags, rocks? (bag opens spilling out rocks) Hey, these are rocks! Why is your suitcase full of |
rocks?<br> | rocks?<br> | ||
− | '''Patrick''': I don't tell you how to live ''your'' life!<br> | + | '''Patrick''': Well, I don't tell you how to live ''your'' life!<br> |
'''Squidward''': Well, here's your room.<br> | '''Squidward''': Well, here's your room.<br> | ||
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'''Patrick''': Squidward, wait! (takes out a rock from his pocket and gives it to Squidward as a tip) Keep up the good work and | '''Patrick''': Squidward, wait! (takes out a rock from his pocket and gives it to Squidward as a tip) Keep up the good work and | ||
− | there | + | there'll be more where that came from.<br> |
− | '''SpongeBob''': Your Krabby Patty, sir. | + | '''SpongeBob''': Your Krabby Patty, sir. Hey, Squidward, cool rock.<br> |
'''Patrick''': Hold on a second, SpongeBob. (hands SpongeBob a dollar) Here you are, my good man.<br> | '''Patrick''': Hold on a second, SpongeBob. (hands SpongeBob a dollar) Here you are, my good man.<br> | ||
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'''Patrick''': I don't like crusts on my sandwich.<br> | '''Patrick''': I don't like crusts on my sandwich.<br> | ||
− | '''Squidward''': It's a bun | + | '''Squidward''': It's a bun. It's all crust. How am I supposed to cut the crust off a bun?<br> |
'''Patrick''': Peel it.<br> | '''Patrick''': Peel it.<br> | ||
− | '''Squidward''': (peels skin off | + | '''Squidward''': (growls and peels skin off bun) Happy?<br> |
− | '''Patrick''': | + | '''Patrick''': Yeee! (eats the patty)<br> |
'''SpongeBob''': Room service. Here's the 50 Krabby Patties you ordered.<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Room service. Here's the 50 Krabby Patties you ordered.<br> | ||
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Uh-huh. Hold on. Squidward, Patrick needs your help.<br> | '''Mr. Krabs''': Uh-huh. Hold on. Squidward, Patrick needs your help.<br> | ||
− | '''Squidward''': What? Why didn't he ask me before I walked all the way downstairs?<br> | + | '''Squidward''': What?! Why didn't he ask me before I walked all the way downstairs?<br> |
'''Mr. Krabs''': He said he didn't want to bother you. But he got over it. (Squidward is unclogging the toilet when he unclogs | '''Mr. Krabs''': He said he didn't want to bother you. But he got over it. (Squidward is unclogging the toilet when he unclogs | ||
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'''Squidward''': But Mr. Krabs...<br> | '''Squidward''': But Mr. Krabs...<br> | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs''': Deny no guest! (phone rings) | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Deny no guest! (phone rings) Well, hello Patrick. You need Squidward to come up right away? He'll be right |
there.<br> | there.<br> | ||
− | '''Squidward''': A bubble bath?! Why would I give you a bubble bath? | + | '''Squidward''': A bubble bath?! Why would I give you a bubble bath?<br> |
− | '''Patrick''': Well, because Mr. Krabs said you would. | + | '''Patrick''': Well, because Mr. Krabs said you would. Hope you're sure to make my back extra shiny clean.<br> |
− | '''Squidward''': That's it!! I've had enough!<br> | + | '''Squidward''': That's it!!! I've had enough!<br> |
'''Patrick''': Squidward, wait! The toilet's backed up again!<br> | '''Patrick''': Squidward, wait! The toilet's backed up again!<br> | ||
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Quit? You can't quit. (Squidward walks out naked and comes back in with Hawaiian-styled clothes. Squidward rings | '''Mr. Krabs''': Quit? You can't quit. (Squidward walks out naked and comes back in with Hawaiian-styled clothes. Squidward rings | ||
− | bell) Welcome to the Krusty | + | bell) Welcome to the Krusty Tow--Squidward?!<br> |
'''Squidward''': One room, please. On the top floor.<br> | '''Squidward''': One room, please. On the top floor.<br> | ||
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'''Mr. Krabs''': What do you think you're doing?<br> | '''Mr. Krabs''': What do you think you're doing?<br> | ||
− | '''Squidward''': I need a vacation. I'm overworked. And what better place to relax than Krusty Towers | + | '''Squidward''': I need a vacation. I'm overworked. And what better place to relax than Krusty Towers. Where "we shall never deny |
a guest even the most ridiculous request".<br> | a guest even the most ridiculous request".<br> | ||
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'''Squidward''': (takes out money) I've got cash.<br> | '''Squidward''': (takes out money) I've got cash.<br> | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs''': | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': G'oh! (takes money) Here's your room key.<br> |
'''Squidward''': SpongeBob, carry my things to my room.<br> | '''Squidward''': SpongeBob, carry my things to my room.<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': Aye aye, guest sir! (turns legs into rockets and blasts off through the ceiling)<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Aye aye, guest sir! (turns legs into rockets and blasts off through the ceiling)<br> | ||
− | '''Squidward''': (talking to Mr. Krabs) And you can carry me to my room.<br> | + | '''Squidward''': (talking to Mr. Krabs) And you can carry ''me'' to my room.<br> |
'''Mr. Krabs''': And why in tarnation would I do that? You got four legs that aren't broken.<br> | '''Mr. Krabs''': And why in tarnation would I do that? You got four legs that aren't broken.<br> | ||
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'''Mr. Krabs''': (laughs) Now I get ya, boy. (still laughing) Alright, Squidward. (chortles. He eats the Krabby Patty then spits it out, and sees toenails and nosehair on his tongue. Squidward laughs) SpongeBob!<br> | '''Mr. Krabs''': (laughs) Now I get ya, boy. (still laughing) Alright, Squidward. (chortles. He eats the Krabby Patty then spits it out, and sees toenails and nosehair on his tongue. Squidward laughs) SpongeBob!<br> | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': Sorry, Mr. Krabs | + | '''SpongeBob''': Sorry, Mr. Krabs. We were all out of cheese.<br> |
'''Patrick''': (everything in Patrick's room is covered in cheese) Hooray! <br> | '''Patrick''': (everything in Patrick's room is covered in cheese) Hooray! <br> | ||
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'''Squidward''': (tries one and spits it out) These don't taste anything like mom used to make.<br> | '''Squidward''': (tries one and spits it out) These don't taste anything like mom used to make.<br> | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs''': Well, how | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Well, how did your mother make 'em?<br> |
− | '''Squidward''': How should I know? | + | '''Squidward''': How should I know? Ask my mother! (slams door)<br> |
'''Mrs. Tentacles''' (doorbell rings) Hello? (Mr. Krabs & SpongeBob are in ski masks. She gasps.)<br> | '''Mrs. Tentacles''' (doorbell rings) Hello? (Mr. Krabs & SpongeBob are in ski masks. She gasps.)<br> | ||
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'''Squidward''': Mmm, just one teensy tiny problem. This room is hideous. Redesign it. Neptune the 14th would be nice.<br> | '''Squidward''': Mmm, just one teensy tiny problem. This room is hideous. Redesign it. Neptune the 14th would be nice.<br> | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs''': What? (growls)<br> | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': What?! (growls)<br> |
'''Squidward''': "We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request". (Mr. Krabs & SpongeBob change the room to a blue | '''Squidward''': "We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request". (Mr. Krabs & SpongeBob change the room to a blue | ||
− | theme, a modern theme, a country theme, a torture theme, and then back to the original) Perfect!<br> | + | theme, a modern theme, a country theme, a torture dungeon theme, and then back to the original) Perfect!<br> |
'''Mr. Krabs''': This room is exactly the same as when we started!<br> | '''Mr. Krabs''': This room is exactly the same as when we started!<br> | ||
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'''Squidward''': Oh, before you leave, I wanna go swimming.<br> | '''Squidward''': Oh, before you leave, I wanna go swimming.<br> | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs''': The pool | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': The pool's outback.<br> |
'''Squidward''': Ha ha! Are you crazy? I'm not going outside to swim. (big swimming pool is now inside the room) Come on in! The | '''Squidward''': Ha ha! Are you crazy? I'm not going outside to swim. (big swimming pool is now inside the room) Come on in! The | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': Me, too.<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Me, too.<br> | ||
− | '''Patrick''': Wow, an indoor pool?! | + | '''Patrick''': Wow, an indoor pool?! Well, this place is fancy. (gets on diving board) Cannonball! (dives in. Spongebob, Patrick, and Squidward laugh but the hotel collapses back into the Krusty Krab)<br> |
'''Mr. Krabs''': (at hospital with the gang) Oh, that hotel was a bad idea from the start.<br> | '''Mr. Krabs''': (at hospital with the gang) Oh, that hotel was a bad idea from the start.<br> | ||
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'''Nurse''': Your bill, sir.<br> | '''Nurse''': Your bill, sir.<br> | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs''': $15,000?!<br> | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': $15,000?! Ack!<br> |
'''Squidward''': You're not gonna have a heart attack are you?<br> | '''Squidward''': You're not gonna have a heart attack are you?<br> | ||
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'''Patrick''': This is a hospital?<br> | '''Patrick''': This is a hospital?<br> | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs''': Pack your bags, boys | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Pack your bags, boys. You're going to medical school. |
'''SpongeBob''' & '''Patrick''': Hooray!<br> | '''SpongeBob''' & '''Patrick''': Hooray!<br> | ||
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'''Squidward''': Oh, boy.<br> | '''Squidward''': Oh, boy.<br> | ||
+ | '''Anthony''': Watch all Adam Sandler and Scarlett Johansson movies. | ||
{{Transcripts/Season 4}} | {{Transcripts/Season 4}} |