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(Squidward smells himself.)<br> | (Squidward smells himself.)<br> | ||
'''Squidward:''' Ahhh... Lilac.<br> | '''Squidward:''' Ahhh... Lilac.<br> | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs:''' It’s money that paid for all them renovations we did. (We see the Krusty Krab in bandages.) Oh, nothing in all the seven seas could matter more! Not even that (Something catches his eye.) | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' It’s money that paid for all them renovations we did. (We see the Krusty Krab in bandages.) Oh, nothing in all the seven seas could matter more! Not even that(Something catches his eye.)scrumptious curvy cutie.<br> |
'''SpongeBob:''' I see her, Mr. Krabs. A Krabby Patty with cheese. The classic.<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' I see her, Mr. Krabs. A Krabby Patty with cheese. The classic.<br> | ||
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Not the sandwich, boy! The curvy cutie holding the sandwich.<br> | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Not the sandwich, boy! The curvy cutie holding the sandwich.<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, I know. Why don’t I take you over and introduce you?<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' Hey, I know. Why don’t I take you over and introduce you?<br> | ||
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, no! No! No, I’m too old, boy - too hard-shelled for love. Besides, I ain't properly dressed!<br> | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, no! No! No, I’m too old, boy - too hard-shelled for love. Besides, I ain't properly dressed!<br> | ||
− | '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, come on, Mr. Krabs | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, come on, Mr. Krabs, you look great! (We see his clothes have grease stains, his pocket is inside-out with mud coloring it, and his fly is down.) You wait here while I go break the ice!<br> |
'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, no, wait! I’m too nervous! Ooohhh...<br> | '''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, no, wait! I’m too nervous! Ooohhh...<br> | ||
(At Mrs. Puff's table...)<br> | (At Mrs. Puff's table...)<br> | ||
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Uh, anchor? Anchor! I can’t find me giant rusty anchor!<br> | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Uh, anchor? Anchor! I can’t find me giant rusty anchor!<br> | ||
(SpongeBob laughs.)<br> | (SpongeBob laughs.)<br> | ||
− | + | SpongeBob:''' Relax, Mr. Krabs. Just a little joke. Good luck with you know who.<br> | |
(Makes a circle in the air.)<br> | (Makes a circle in the air.)<br> | ||
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Who's that?<br> | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Who's that?<br> | ||
'''SpongeBob:''' Mrs. Puff.<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' Mrs. Puff.<br> | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, yeah. Well, wish me luck, lad | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, yeah. Well, wish me luck, lad.<br> |
(Cut to "Fancy!", a restaurant which is a ship in a glass bottle. We see Krabs and Puff there.)<br> | (Cut to "Fancy!", a restaurant which is a ship in a glass bottle. We see Krabs and Puff there.)<br> | ||
'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, this dinner has been so wonderful. The coral was cooked to perfection. (Laughs) I don’t think I could eat another bite.<br> | '''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, this dinner has been so wonderful. The coral was cooked to perfection. (Laughs) I don’t think I could eat another bite.<br> | ||
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(Sighs as the waiter approaches him again.)<br> | (Sighs as the waiter approaches him again.)<br> | ||
'''Waiter:''' Your bill, sir.<br> | '''Waiter:''' Your bill, sir.<br> | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Huh? What! | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Huh? What! ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS!?! Well, this can’t possibly be correct.<br> |
− | '''Waiter:''' Oh, my mistake, sir. Thank you for pointing that out. (Hands him a different bill.) | + | '''Waiter:''' Oh, my mistake, sir. Thank you for pointing that out. (Hands him a different bill.) THIS is your bill.<br> |
− | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!(The glass on the glass bottle crash. Back at Mr. Krabs' house, SpongeBob is watching Mr. Krabs sob on the floor.) | |
'''SpongeBob:''' I don’t understand, Mr. Krabs. How can you spend $100,000 in one night?<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' I don’t understand, Mr. Krabs. How can you spend $100,000 in one night?<br> | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, SpongeBob | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, SpongeBob, I couldn’t help but spend every cent I had on her. I couldn’t control myself.<br> |
'''SpongeBob:''' What are you going to do?<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' What are you going to do?<br> | ||
'''Mr. Krabs:''' I don’t know, boy! I’ve got another date tomorrow! I’m caught in the middle of me two greatest loves! Sweet Mrs. Puff, and the rest of me money! (sobs loudly)<br> | '''Mr. Krabs:''' I don’t know, boy! I’ve got another date tomorrow! I’m caught in the middle of me two greatest loves! Sweet Mrs. Puff, and the rest of me money! (sobs loudly)<br> | ||
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(SpongeBob comes back with the heart-shaped box of chocolates.)<br> | (SpongeBob comes back with the heart-shaped box of chocolates.)<br> | ||
'''SpongeBob:''' I bought the biggest box they had.<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' I bought the biggest box they had.<br> | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Buy, buy, buy! Spend, spend, spend! Is that all you can think about? | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Buy, buy, buy! Spend, spend, spend! Is that all you can think about?<br> |
'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh, Eugene!<br> | '''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh, Eugene!<br> | ||
− | ( | + | (Krabs presents the box to Puff.)<br> |
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Here’s those chocolates I bought for ya! What are we doing today, Mrs. Puff? Dinner? Dancing? A trip to the moon?<br> | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Here’s those chocolates I bought for ya! What are we doing today, Mrs. Puff? Dinner? Dancing? A trip to the moon?<br> | ||
'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs! We’re just going for a walk in the park, remember?<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs! We’re just going for a walk in the park, remember?<br> | ||
'''Mrs. Puff:''' Actually, a walk in the park sounds perfect. It’s a beautiful day. I’ll just need to get a sun hat and...<br> | '''Mrs. Puff:''' Actually, a walk in the park sounds perfect. It’s a beautiful day. I’ll just need to get a sun hat and...<br> | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Mrs. Puff needs a sun hat, SpongeBob | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Mrs. Puff needs a sun hat, SpongeBob.<br> |
'''SpongeBob:''' Well, I think she's...<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' Well, I think she's...<br> | ||
'''Mr. Krabs:''' The sun’s beatin' down on poor Mrs. Puff’s head!<br> | '''Mr. Krabs:''' The sun’s beatin' down on poor Mrs. Puff’s head!<br> | ||
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' There’s no time for suggestions! Go buy a hat!<br> | '''Mr. Krabs:''' There’s no time for suggestions! Go buy a hat!<br> | ||
'''SpongeBob:''' But...<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' But...<br> | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Today! Don’t worry, Mrs. Puff! I’ll | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Today! Don’t worry, Mrs. Puff! I’ll save you!<br> |
(Places a barrel on Mrs. Puff's head. As SpongeBob comes back from the store.)<br> | (Places a barrel on Mrs. Puff's head. As SpongeBob comes back from the store.)<br> | ||
'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, hurry!<br> | '''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, hurry!<br> | ||
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Didn’t need to buy one?<br> | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Didn’t need to buy one?<br> | ||
(He turns his head around like an owl to face SpongeBob.)<br> | (He turns his head around like an owl to face SpongeBob.)<br> | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs:''' You hear that, boy - we didn’t need to buy a hat. Aren’t you supposed to saving me money? | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' You hear that, boy - we didn’t need to buy a hat. Aren’t you supposed to saving me money?<br> |
'''SpongeBob:''' I’m trying, Mr. Krabs, but you keep telling me to buy things for Mrs. Puff. It’s all really confusing.<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' I’m trying, Mr. Krabs, but you keep telling me to buy things for Mrs. Puff. It’s all really confusing.<br> | ||
'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, I’m sorry. This is my fault. I’m not thinking clearly. I’m making a sailor’s promise, boy. From this moment on, I won’t ask you to buy anything for Mrs. Puff.<br> | '''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, I’m sorry. This is my fault. I’m not thinking clearly. I’m making a sailor’s promise, boy. From this moment on, I won’t ask you to buy anything for Mrs. Puff.<br> | ||
'''Narrator:''' A few moments later...<br> | '''Narrator:''' A few moments later...<br> | ||
(Krabs is happy and hearts float in the background.)<br> | (Krabs is happy and hearts float in the background.)<br> | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, Mrs. Puff needs a new fur coat!<br> |
(After SpongeBob buys one, Krabs is mad and flaming dollars float in the background.)<br> | (After SpongeBob buys one, Krabs is mad and flaming dollars float in the background.)<br> | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs:''' You’re spending all me money | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' You’re spending all me money. (Happily) Puffy needs a new pair of shoes.<br> |
− | ( | + | (Bob gets them. Angrily...)<br> |
− | '''Mr. Krabs:''' | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' You’re breaking me, boy. She needs fine jewelry. Not that fine.<br> |
− | (We see SpongeBob running to and from stores, and Krabs keeps yelling his name | + | (We see SpongeBob running to and from stores, and Krabs keeps yelling his name. He eventually becomes too tired to move.)<br> |
− | '''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob! | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob, I’m glad I caught you! I need you to buy Mrs. Puff...<br> |
− | '''SpongeBob:''' | + | '''SpongeBob:''' WAIT! Don’t tell me! You want me to run down to the grocery store and buy Mrs. Puff something she doesn’t need - then you want me to run back here so you can say...“Arrgh, SpongeBob! You’re spending all me money!” And then, I’ll say, “But Mr. Krabs, I’m only doing what you said!” And then you’ll say, “We’re not talking about this..." (Makes the triangle) ..."Or this"... (Makes the square) ..."we’re talking about this!"<br> |
− | '''Mr. Krabs:''' But, | + | (Makes a dotted line all over the screen.)<br> |
+ | '''Mr. Krabs:''' But, SpongeBob, this time’s different! Mrs. Puff really needs this!<br> | ||
(Cut to Mrs. Puff who has many unneeded, expensive items surrounding her.)<br> | (Cut to Mrs. Puff who has many unneeded, expensive items surrounding her.)<br> | ||
'''Mrs. Puff:''' Are we going to the park soon?<br> | '''Mrs. Puff:''' Are we going to the park soon?<br> | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs:''' | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Please lad, I’m begging you! I’m a lonely old crustacean who’s found love. Don’t let me lose her!<br> |
− | ( | + | (Starts to sob)<br> |
− | '''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs, don’t. Don’t cry, Mr. Krabs. | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs, don’t. Don’t cry, Mr. Krabs. Look, I’m going to get it, see! (Walks offscreen, and comes back with a washing machine.) Cheer up, Mr. Krabs. Here’s that washing machine you wanted.<br> |
− | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Cheer up? How can I cheer up when you’re spending all me hard-earned cash? | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Cheer up? How can I cheer up when you’re spending all me hard-earned cash?<br> |
'''SpongeBob:''' See?! You just did it again!<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' See?! You just did it again!<br> | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Lad, I can’t help it if you’re loose with other people’s money. | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Lad, I can’t help it if you’re loose with other people’s money. Do you think Mrs. Puff will need a dryer along with that?<br> |
− | '''SpongeBob:''' Well, Mr. Krabs | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Well, Mr. Krabs. Do you want to know what I think? Uuuuhhhh... (SpongeBob starts screaming giberish, and it sounds like he is saying the F word.) Mr. Krabs' wallet!<br> |
(SpongeBob angrily storms home to his pineapple, and Mr. Krabs’ mouth is agape.)<br> | (SpongeBob angrily storms home to his pineapple, and Mr. Krabs’ mouth is agape.)<br> | ||
'''Mrs. Puff:''' I didn’t know SpongeBob had such a colorful vocabulary. Actually, there’s something I’d like to say too, Mr. Krabs. (Takes off her fur coat, shoes and hat.) I’m afraid I don’t feel comfortable accepting all these gifts. I’d rather go Dutch, if you don’t mind.<br> | '''Mrs. Puff:''' I didn’t know SpongeBob had such a colorful vocabulary. Actually, there’s something I’d like to say too, Mr. Krabs. (Takes off her fur coat, shoes and hat.) I’m afraid I don’t feel comfortable accepting all these gifts. I’d rather go Dutch, if you don’t mind.<br> | ||
− | ( | + | (Hands him some money from her purse.)<br> |
− | '''Mr. Krabs:''' | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Uh, OK.<br> |
'''Mrs. Puff:''' You’re a very sweet man, Mr. Krabs.<br> | '''Mrs. Puff:''' You’re a very sweet man, Mr. Krabs.<br> | ||
− | (Mrs. Puff kisses him | + | (Mrs. Puff kisses him and his eyes bend into the shape of a heart.) |
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