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==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
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==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
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SpongeBob: See anything yet, Patrick?<br> | SpongeBob: See anything yet, Patrick?<br> | ||
'''Patrick''': I need my glasses. (puts 2 glasses of water on his eyes, become real human eyes) Hmmm, it's the mail truck!<br> | '''Patrick''': I need my glasses. (puts 2 glasses of water on his eyes, become real human eyes) Hmmm, it's the mail truck!<br> | ||
− | ''' | + | SpongeBob and '''Patrick''': Our package! (both start dancing & hopping)<br> |
Squidward: I didn't realize it was Happy Hopping Moron Day.<br> | Squidward: I didn't realize it was Happy Hopping Moron Day.<br> | ||
− | + | [[Mail Man]]: SpongeBob SquarePants?<br> | |
− | SpongeBob: That's me! (throws a very big box next to SpongeBob | + | SpongeBob: That's me! (throws a very big box next to SpongeBob & Patrick)<br> |
Squidward: That's a big box.<br> | Squidward: That's a big box.<br> | ||
− | SpongeBob: Thank you. (still dancing | + | SpongeBob: Thank you. (still dancing & hopping)<br> |
'''Patrick''': Hey SpongeBob, when do we stop hopping?<br> | '''Patrick''': Hey SpongeBob, when do we stop hopping?<br> | ||
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Squidward: Probably ordered a lifetime supply of bubble soap. (He chuckles. SpongeBob & Patrick pull out a big screen TV) Huh? A brand-new television?<br> | Squidward: Probably ordered a lifetime supply of bubble soap. (He chuckles. SpongeBob & Patrick pull out a big screen TV) Huh? A brand-new television?<br> | ||
− | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: Easy…easy…(throw the TV onto a trash-can)<br> |
SpongeBob and Patrick: Yeah! (go into box and start giggling)<br> | SpongeBob and Patrick: Yeah! (go into box and start giggling)<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: '''''OUR VOICES!'''''!<br> | SpongeBob: '''''OUR VOICES!'''''!<br> | ||
− | Squidward: Will you two shut up?! (Squidward kicks the box, and an avalanche starts making SpongeBob & Patrick scream, fall, & cry) SpongeBob? (touches the box, and a second avalanche starts. | + | Squidward: Will you two shut up?! (Squidward kicks the box, and an avalanche starts making SpongeBob & Patrick scream, fall, & cry) SpongeBob? (touches the box, and a second avalanche starts. Spongebob and Patrick scream again, then cry.)<br> |
'''Patrick''': Hold me.<br> | '''Patrick''': Hold me.<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: Ahoy matey! | SpongeBob: Ahoy matey! | ||
− | ''' | + | '''Patcrick''': Beep beep. |
SpongeBob: For that, you'll walk the plank! (Patrick chuckles goofily as SpongeBob giggles softly) | SpongeBob: For that, you'll walk the plank! (Patrick chuckles goofily as SpongeBob giggles softly) | ||
− | Squidward: (growls) Why won't this thing turn on?! (pounds box) All right, fine. If you don't want to show me, I don't care! I've got better things to do than pace the floor wondering how you two work this thing. (pacing around his upstairs) How do those two work that thing? There's got to be a secret button or a switch or something! I mean, listen to that! (hears beeping and sword noises and cheering from box) Now, that sounds like Robot Pirate Island! Grr...think, Squidward, think! I got it! When those two go to bed, I'll sneak in there and find that button. I'll wait all night if I have to! (Scene cuts to night. Squidward has a suprised expression on his face. Box is making fireworks and cheering noises) | + | Squidward: (growls) Why won't this thing turn on?! (pounds box) All right, fine. If you don't want to show me, I don't care/! I've got better things to do than pace the floor wondering how you two work this thing. (pacing around his upstairs) How do those two work that thing? There's got to be a secret button or a switch or something! I mean, listen to that! (hears beeping and sword noises and cheering from box) Now, that sounds like Robot Pirate Island! Grr...think, Squidward, think! I got it! When those two go to bed, I'll sneak in there and find that button. I'll wait all night if I have to! (Scene cuts to night. Squidward has a suprised expression on his face. Box is making fireworks and cheering noises) |
'''Patrick''': (both come out of box. Patrick yawns) I need sleep to refuel my imagination tanks!<br> | '''Patrick''': (both come out of box. Patrick yawns) I need sleep to refuel my imagination tanks!<br> |