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==Characters==
 
==Characters==
 
*[[Gary]]
 
*[[Gary]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
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*[[SpongeBob]]
 
*Other well groomed Pets
 
*Other well groomed Pets
 
*[[Foofy]]
 
*[[Foofy]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
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*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
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*[[Squidward]]
 
*[[Charles]]
 
*[[Charles]]
 
*[[Fred]]
 
*[[Fred]]
 
 
==Dialogue==
 
==Dialogue==
(SpongeBob's foghorn honks)
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(clam crows, SpongeBob's fog horn honks)
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SpongeBob: Bikini Bottom pet show today! Good thing I put those notes there. Otherwise I could've forgotten. And I wouldn't wanna do that because the Bikini Bottom pet show is where you gotta go to see the best pets in town. Not than any other pet can take a chance against my buddy Gary. He's the bestest pet in the whole world. Love you, gar-gar. (Watch rings) Oh! The show starts in an hour! Hey, gar, coming to... Gary? Ow! Gary? Gary? Gary? Gary?
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Perch Perkins: Looks like another beautiful day here in Bikini Bottom. It... Huh?
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SpongeBob: Gary? Ohhhh! Gary? Oh, hiah, Squidward. Whoooooooaaaaa! Ohhhhhhhh! Gary? Gary? Gary? Gary, there you are. What are you doing here? Well, today is the day you show everyone else you're the best pet in the whole world. Now, for a quick checklist. Let's see, eye reflects. Check. Slime discussidy. (SpongeBob drags Gary's slime around his house, then, Squidward's house) Hi, Squidward. (Continues) Ready! Hi again, Squidward.
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Squidward: Hello.
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SpongeBob: Check. First, but, not least. Now, for the carrige check. (squeezes his neck and the alarm rings inside Gary as he hisses and yowls like a cat) Gary! Bad snail! Whoa, ok, maybe we should skip that one. Let's see... Yep, that's about does it. (Gary tries to run away from home) A second, buddy. I'll carry your shell. Ahhhhh! (Dogs bark and chase SpongeBob)  
  
'''SpongeBob''': Bikini Bottom pet show today! Good thing I put those notes there. Otherwise I could've forgotten. And I wouldn't wanna do that because the Bikini Bottom pet show is where you gotta go to see the best pets in town. Not than any other pet can take a chance against my buddy Gary. He's the bestest pet in the whole world. Love you, gar-gar. (watch rings) Oh! The show starts in an hour! Hey, gar, coming to... Gary? Ow! Gary? Gary? Gary? Gary?
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Fish #1: Stand up straight. Monsters is everything that's earecks.  
  
'''Perch Perkins''': Looks like another beautiful day here in Bikini Bottom. It... Huh?
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Fish #2: Roll over.  
  
'''SpongeBob''': Gary? Ohhhh! Gary? Oh, hi, Squidward. Whoooooooaaaaa! Ohhhhhhhh! Gary? Gary? Gary? Gary, there you are. What are you doing here? Well, today is the day you show everyone else you're the best pet in the whole world. Now, for a quick checklist. Let's see, eye reflects. Check. Slime discussidy. (drags Gary's slime around his house, then Squidward's house) Hi, Squidward. (continues) Ready! Hi again, Squidward.  
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Fish #3: Your newly trimmed hairstyles highlight your addality.  
  
'''Squidward''': Hello.  
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SpongeBob: Huh, people sure seem to treat their pets differently here.  
  
'''SpongeBob''': Check. First, but, not least. Now, for the carrige check. (squeezes his neck and the alarm rings inside Gary as he angrily hisses and yowls like a cat) Gary! Bad snail! Whoa, okay, maybe we should skip that one. Let's see... Yep, that's about does it. (Gary tries to run away from home) A second, buddy. I'll carry your shell. Ahhhhh! (dogs bark and chase SpongeBob)
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Fish #4: That's a good boy, Foofie. Look at your gorgeous mane. Every self-respecting snail has one.  
  
'''Fish #1''': Stand up straight. Poisture is everything in appearance.
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SpongeBob: Goregous mane?
  
'''Fish #2''': Roll over.  
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Foofie: Meow.  
  
'''Fish #3''': Your newly trimmed hairstyles highlight your regality.  
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Fish #4: Oh, yes. All right, I guess your feelings. Your stubbing leash?
  
'''SpongeBob''': Huh, people sure seem to treat their pets differently here.  
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SpongeBob: All I have is a rope. I guess this isn't good enough.  
  
'''Fish #4''': That's a good boy, Foofy. Look at your luxurious mane. Every self-respecting snail has one.  
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Fish #4: Well, there's a chain that has a beauty kate. And he made his shell. And last, but, not least, well maintain his hygiene. Just look at his clean buttons.  
  
'''SpongeBob''': Luxurious mane?  
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SpongeBob: Umm, Gary?  
  
'''Foofy''': Meow.  
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Gary: Meeeoooowwwwwwwww.  
  
'''Fish #4''': Oh, yes. How could I forget? Accessories? Your diamond stubbing leash?
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Fish #4: Well, it's best if we run along. Foots. Goodbye for now.  
  
'''SpongeBob''': I always use an old rope. I guess that's not good enough.
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SpongeBob: Pedicure? I don't know how how much has he been training?
  
'''Fish #4''': Of course there's the cherry on the beauty cake. The glossy painted shell. And last, but, not least, well maintained oral hygiene. Just look at your pearly whites.  
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Gary: Meow.  
  
'''SpongeBob''': Umm, Gary?
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SpongeBob: No, don't be so hard on me, Gary. I've been an horrible parent. No longer, from this moment on forth, I bow to Gary the most empty proposion quality, to look by the standards of grooming, and forward by: That guy.
  
'''Gary''': Meeeoooowwwwwwwww. (opens his mouth and shows his rotten teeth)
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Patrick: What's up?
  
'''Fish #4''': Well, it's best if we run along. Foofs. Goodbye for now. (flies away with Foofy on a umbrella)
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SpongeBob: No, not you.  
  
'''SpongeBob''': Pedicure? I don't know how how much has he been training?
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Patrick: Ok.
  
'''Gary''': Meow.
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SpongeBob: Now, enough dilly-dallying and lets get down to business!
  
'''SpongeBob''': No, don't be so hard on me, Gary. I've been an horrible parent. No longer, from this moment on forth, I bow to Gary the most empty proposion quality, to look by the standards of grooming, and forward by: That guy.  
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Gary: Meow.  
  
'''Patrick''': What's up?
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SpongeBob: Hold still, Gary. Uhhhhhh! Come on, buddy! (Gary hisses and meows, making angry cat noises) Gary! Shame on you! You shouldn't be yowling and hissing! Uhh! Uhh! There. Oh, you look like an cuddly present. (laughs)
  
'''SpongeBob''': No, not you.  
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Gary: Meow.  
  
'''Patrick''': OK.  
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SpongeBob: And for the least isons. Glow in the dark prey. Hey, where are you going? Gary, wait. We gotta go back to the pet show!
  
'''SpongeBob''': Enough dilly-dallying! We've gotta get down to business!
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Gary: Meow.
  
'''Gary''': Meow.  
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SpongeBob: Because you gotta show those other pets you're as fancy as they are. (Gary's tongue spits) Oh, come on, Gary. Don't be this way. This thing is for you, not me.  
  
'''SpongeBob''': Hold still, Gary. Uhhhhhh! Come on, buddy! (Gary angrily hisses and meows, making angry cat noises) Gary! Shame on you! You shouldn't be yowling and hissing! Uhh! Uhh! There. Oh, you look like an cuddly present. (laughs)
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Gary: Meow.  
  
'''Gary''': Meow.  
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SpongeBob: That's why I like to hear because I can bring this out. Your very own studded collar. With two rows of diamonds. Here, try it on. Now, let's get back out there and knock them out of their shells.  
  
'''SpongeBob''': And for the least isons. Glow in the dark shell. Hey, where are you going? Gary, wait. We gotta go back to the pet show!
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Gary: Meow.  
  
'''Gary''': Meow.
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Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, what are you doing?
  
'''SpongeBob''': Because you gotta show those other pets you're as fancy as they are. (Gary's tongue spits) Oh, come on, Gary. Don't be this way. This thing is for you, not me.  
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SpongeBob: Patrick, I'm so glad you happened to show up. (Whispers) (Gary triews to run away, then, SpongeBob grabs him from his place and put him in the bathtub) Gary, stop it. I'm only doing this because I love you. Gary, look, it's him.  
  
'''Gary''': Meow.  
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Fish #4: Come, now, foof. Put your tail up, up, up.  
  
'''SpongeBob''': That's why I like to hear because I can bring this out. Your very own studded collar. With two rows of diamonds. Here, try it on. Now, let's get back out there and knock them out of their shells.  
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SpongeBob: Hello. Sorry to bother you. Just wanna to get in my opinion snail, Gary.  
  
'''Gary''': Meow.  
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Fish #4: (laughs) My boy, don't seem to get him do you. There's only one way to have a pet's beauty. It is winning the pet contest. But I wouldn't bon. So, my boy Foofie has won in the past 5 years! (laughs) Oh, well, enough for visiting folks. we need our umbrella, Foof.  
  
'''Patrick''': Hey, SpongeBob, what are you doing?
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SpongeBob: This is it, Gary. It's our time to shine. Wow, Patrick. There sure is a lot of pet loving today.
  
'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, I'm so glad you happened to show up. (whispers. Gary tries to run away. Grabs him from his place and put him in the bathtub) Gary, stop it. I'm only doing this because I love you. (bubble-wipe to about a few minutes later) Gary, look, it's him.  
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Patrick: Yeah. You get carried, you don't have a chance.  
  
'''Fish #4''': Come, now, Foof. Put your tail up, up, up.  
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Store owner: Excuse me, sir, but all non-pet owners must remain behind this rope.  
  
'''SpongeBob''': Hello. Sorry to bother you. Just wanna to get in my opinion snail, Gary.
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Patrick: Now, what am I gonna do? I'm all alone behind this rope!
  
'''Fish #4''': (laughs) My boy, don't seem to get him do you. There's only one way to have a pet's beauty. It is winning the pet contest. But I wouldn't bon. So, my boy Foofy has won in the past 5 years! (laughs) Oh, well, enough for visiting folks. we need our umbrella, Foof.  
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SpongeBob: Patrick, I'm right here.  
  
'''SpongeBob''': This is it, Gary. It's our time to shine. Wow, Patrick. There sure is a lot of pet loving today.
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Patrick: Do you know understand, SpongeBob! You never understand what is like to be alone? I'm right behind this rope! (cries)
  
'''Patrick''': Yeah. You get carried, you don't have a chance.  
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SpongeBob: Don't worry, Gary. He'll be back to watch us win first place. Let's scoop out the compition.  
  
'''Store Owner''': (brings in a velvet rope) Excuse me, sir, but all non-pet owners must remain behind this rope.  
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Fish #5: There you go, sqiuggles. Here's your new hairdo.  
  
'''Patrick''': Now, what am I gonna do? I'm all alone behind this rope!
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Fish #6: Here you go, mosteeze. Oh, you look so cute.
  
'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, I'm right here.
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Mosteeze: Meeeeoooowww!!
  
'''Patrick''': Do you know understand, SpongeBob! You never understand what is like to be alone? I'm right behind this rope! (cries)
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Fish #6: (gasps) Poor Mosteeze, how does it shade in your little eyes? And I also got an extra smaller pair. Uhhhhhhhh!  
  
'''SpongeBob''': Don't worry, Gary. He'll be back to watch us win first place. Let's scoop out the competition.
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(Growling)
  
'''Fish #5''': (puts a wig on his worm) There you go, Sqiuggles. Here's your new hairdo.  
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SpongeBob: Well, we're gonna win, eh, Gary? Silly boy, you're not supposed to eat the leash.  
  
'''Fish #6''': (puts glasses on his snail) Here you go, Mosteeze. Oh, you look so cute.
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Gary: Meow!
  
'''Mosteeze''': Meeeeoooowww!
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SpongeBob: Come on, boy.
  
'''Fish #6''': (gasps) Poor Mosteeze, how does it shade in your little eyes? And I also got an extra smaller pair. Uhhhhhhhh! (growling)
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Fish #7: Ok, let's try this cable.  
  
'''SpongeBob''': Well, we're gonna win, eh, Gary? Silly boy, you're not supposed to eat the leash.
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Pet #1: (sighs)
  
'''Gary''': Meow!  
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SpongeBob: Boy> These pets are gusse today. You need a top hat or something yet. Oh, thanks for reminding me. Your collar was too light. (Gary coughs) Now, let's go get that top hat, Gary. Uhhhhhhhhhh! There you go.
  
'''SpongeBob''': Come on, boy.  
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Gary: Meow.  
  
'''Fish #7''': Okay, let's try this cable. (Pet #1 sighs)
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Judge: All right, let's see. Uh-huh. Esil stocking. Oh, good hen jackson. Ah, Foofie. Excellent bow stretch. Eyelid capilarries. Foofie is as good looking as any other person, Charles.  
  
'''SpongeBob''': Boy. These pets are gusse today. You need a top hat or something yet. Oh, thanks for reminding me. Your collar was too light. (Gary coughs) Now, let's go get that top hat, Gary. Uhhhhhhhhhh! There you go.  
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Fish #4: Oh, why, thank you, sir.  
  
'''Gary''': Meow.  
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Judge: Ok, let's take a look and see, shall we? Ah, yes, good space on good things. Nice digestive chamber. Or with degreed description.  
  
'''Judge''': All right, let's see. Uh-huh. Esil stocking. Oh, good hen jackson. Ah, Foofy. Excellent bow stretch. Eyelid capilarries. Foofy is as good looking as any other person, Charles.  
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SpongeBob: It's in the bag.  
  
'''Charles''': Oh, why, thank you, sir.  
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Judge: Ok, now, if you could just check the under carrige.  
  
'''Judge''': OK, let's take a look and see, shall we? Ah, yes, good space on good things. Nice digestive chamber. Or with degreed description.
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Gary: Meoooooowwwwwww! (everyone gasps)
  
'''SpongeBob''': It's in the bag.  
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SpongeBob: Gary, no! Gary, you spit him out right now! I'm sorry. He usually only bites me.  
  
'''Judge''': OK, now, if you could just check the under carriage...  
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Gary: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!
  
'''Gary''': Meoooooowwwwwww! (everyone gasps)
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Pets: Meow, meow, meow, meow.
  
'''SpongeBob''': Gary, no! Gary, you spit him out right now! I'm sorry. He usually only bites me. (deleted scene) Right, Gary?
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Gary: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!  
  
'''Gary''': Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!  
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Pets: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!  
  
'''Pets''': Meow, meow, meow, meow.
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Gary: Meow, meow! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh! Meooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww!!
  
'''Gary''': Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!  
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Pets: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!  
  
'''Pets''': Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!
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Fish #8: [[Wubbzy]], you look angry.
  
'''Gary''': Meow, meow! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh! Meooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww!!  
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Pets: Meow, meow, meow, meow!  
  
'''Pets''': Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!
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Fish #9: What's going on?
  
'''Fish #8''': Muffsies, you look angry.
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Clam: Squawk! Squawk! Squawk!
  
'''Pets''': Meow, meow, meow, meow!  
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Pets: Meesssssss! Meow! Meow! Meow!  
  
'''Fish #9''': What's going on?  
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Fish #4: Oh, those pets look angry. You wouldn't misbehave like all those heel, right foofie?  
  
'''Clam''': Squawk! Squawk! Squawk!
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Foofie: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
  
'''Pets''': Meesssssss! Meow! Meow! Meow!
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Fish #4: Foofie?
  
'''Charles''': What a hideous display. At least I know you'd never behave like all these heathens, right Foofy?
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Foofie: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!! Sssssssssssss!!
  
'''Foofy''': Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
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Fish #4: Foofie!
  
'''Charles''': Foofy?
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Pets: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!
  
'''Foofy''': Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!! Sssssssssssss!!  
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Gary: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow! (The sign is fired and named Pet Riot)
  
'''Charles''': Foofy!  
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Pet #2: Grrrrohhhhhhhhhhhh! Meow!  
  
'''Pets''': Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!
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Pet #3: Ohhhgrrrrrrr...
  
'''Gary''': Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow! (the sign is fired and named "Pet Riot")
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Fish #6: Easy, boy... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!  
  
'''Mosteeze''': Grrrrohhhhhhhhhhhh! Meow!  
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Fish #10: What's going on? Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!  
  
'''Fish #6''': No, Mosteeze! OH NO! (Mosteeze puts glasses on his eyes. Screams)
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Pet #4: Ohhhhhhhhhhh!!  
  
'''Sqiuggles''': Ohhhgrrrrrrr...
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Clam: Squawk! Squawk!
  
'''Fish #5''': No, wait! WAIT! (Sqiuggles puts wig on him. Screams)
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Fish #11: Ahhhhhhhhhhohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!  
  
'''Pet #4''': Ohhhhhhhhhhh!!  
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Pet #5: Uhh!  
  
'''Clam''': Squawk! Squawk! (fish run off. Fish #8 gets lassoed by Muffsies with a pearl necklace and is dragged back screaming)
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Fish #12: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!  
  
'''Pet #5''': Uhh! (bites a fish's leg. The fish screams in pain)
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Pets: Grrrrrrohhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Ruff, ruff!  
  
'''Pets''': Grrrrrrohhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Ruff, ruff!
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Fish #4: Foofie, what have you done?
  
'''Charles''': Foofy, what have you done?
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Foofie: Grrrrrrrrrrrr...
  
'''Foofy''': Grrrrrrrrrrrr...
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Fish #4: What's this about? Does anyone speak snail?
  
'''Charles''': What's this about? Does anyone speak snail?
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SpongeBob: I'll do it. I know what they're saying. They're saying: "Owners, owners, owners, owners, owners, owners, owners. Please, please, please, please." They're saying: "We don't want to be this. We want to be patients, not dress-up dolls." They don't want scratchy outfits. They want to be off of jury, patients, and collars. They want to be free from being patients. I like this.
  
'''SpongeBob''': I speak a little bit sir! I know what they're saying. They're saying: "Owners, owners, owners, owners, owners, owners, owners, owners.. please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please don't be this way. They're saying they don't want this type of pampering. They want to be treated as companions, not dress-up dolls. They don't want scratchy outfits. They want to be scratched. They are protesting the indignity of wigs and jewel encrusted collars, and they want to be free from superficial and degrading pageants, like these. (everyone applauds)
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Pets: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.  
  
'''Pets''': Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.  
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SpongeBob: Well, at least you were all along, Gary.  
  
'''SpongeBob''': Well, at least you were all along, Gary.  
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Gary: Meow.  
  
'''Gary''': Meow.  
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SpongeBob: Well, it won't happen again.  
  
'''SpongeBob''': Well, it won't happen again.
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Judge: Well, I think we agreed to have the trophy that goes to: SpongeBob and his wonderful pet!
  
'''Judge''': Well, I think we have to agree that this year's Groomer's Cup goes to: SpongeBob and his wonderful pet!
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SpongeBob: Did you hear that, Gary? We were just standing up against justice. Maybe these super patients aren't good after all.
  
'''SpongeBob''': Did you hear that, Gary? We were just standing up against justice. Maybe these super patients aren't good after all.  
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Judge: What are you talking about? The snail didn't win, I was referring to your other pet. He's so adorable.  
  
'''Judge''': What are you talking about? The snail didn't win, I was referring to your other pet. He's so adorable.
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Patrick: Woof, woof! I'm a dog! (Sticks his tongue out)
  
'''Patrick''': Woof, woof! I'm a dog! (sticks his tongue out)
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