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==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] | *[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] | ||
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*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] | *[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] | ||
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]] | *[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]] | ||
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==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
− | ( | + | (everyone screams and points at the plankton robot as it grabs a handful of people in each hand and drops them inside the Chum Bucket)<br> |
Plankton: (everyone running around inside) Oh, good, the lunch rush. Now that my ChumBot has dropped you into my clutches, | Plankton: (everyone running around inside) Oh, good, the lunch rush. Now that my ChumBot has dropped you into my clutches, | ||
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Karen: Nagging software? I heard that! Come back and dust my screen!<br> | Karen: Nagging software? I heard that! Come back and dust my screen!<br> | ||
− | + | Plankton: Oh, money. You're always there for me. (kissing noisily)<br> | |
Mama Krabs: Hello, Eugene.<br> | Mama Krabs: Hello, Eugene.<br> | ||
− | Mr. Krabs: Mother! What | + | Mr. Krabs: Mother! What bring you by today?<br> |
Mama Krabs: I just wanted to see my favorite son.<br> | Mama Krabs: I just wanted to see my favorite son.<br> | ||
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Plankton: And now to woo that beloved creature. (cut to Mama Krabs taking a nap while Robot Plankton is looking through her window. Then the robot grabs her)<br> | Plankton: And now to woo that beloved creature. (cut to Mama Krabs taking a nap while Robot Plankton is looking through her window. Then the robot grabs her)<br> | ||
− | Robot Plankton: Roses are red. Violets are blue. World domination has nothing on you.<br> | + | Robot Plankton: Roses are red. Violets are blue. World domination has nothing on you. (she screams)<br> |
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Plankton: Hmm, I guess she's not a poetry fan. (everyone is running around screaming while the robot is using its eye laser to spell out "I (heart) You" on the ground, but while destroying some of the town when doing this. Mama Krabs reads it and screams a few times) Poetry, love notes--nothing's working. Maybe something personal. (Mama Krabs is shrieking. The roboto walks over to a rock and karate chops a memorial-like statue of Mama Krabs' head)<br> | Plankton: Hmm, I guess she's not a poetry fan. (everyone is running around screaming while the robot is using its eye laser to spell out "I (heart) You" on the ground, but while destroying some of the town when doing this. Mama Krabs reads it and screams a few times) Poetry, love notes--nothing's working. Maybe something personal. (Mama Krabs is shrieking. The roboto walks over to a rock and karate chops a memorial-like statue of Mama Krabs' head)<br> | ||
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Mama Krabs: Am I really that pretty?<br> | Mama Krabs: Am I really that pretty?<br> | ||
− | Plankton: Oh, yeah...I am smooth. (cut to later in his restaurant by a phone) Just dial the number and ask her to dinner. C'mon, you can do this. (dial tones beeping; Plankton grunting) | + | Plankton: Oh, yeah...I am smooth. (cut to later in his restaurant by a phone) Just dial the number and ask her to dinner. C'mon, you can do this. (dial tones beeping; Plankton grunting)<br> |
Mama Krabs: Hello? (Plankton grunting in the phone) I'm hanging up.<br> | Mama Krabs: Hello? (Plankton grunting in the phone) I'm hanging up.<br> | ||
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Mr. Krabs: Ah! Quick, SpongeBob, swallow me wallet!<br> | Mr. Krabs: Ah! Quick, SpongeBob, swallow me wallet!<br> | ||
− | SpongeBob: Ok. (Mr. Krabs shoves his wallet in SpongeBob's mouth and SpongeBob swallows it) | + | '''SpongeBob''': Ok. (Mr. Krabs shoves his wallet in SpongeBob's mouth and SpongeBob swallows it)<br> |
Mr. Krabs: Oh, sorry, mommy. I can't lend you any money. SpongeBob accidentally swallowed me wallet. (sniffs his mother's hat) Mommy, you got yourself a hat without my financial assistance.<br> | Mr. Krabs: Oh, sorry, mommy. I can't lend you any money. SpongeBob accidentally swallowed me wallet. (sniffs his mother's hat) Mommy, you got yourself a hat without my financial assistance.<br> | ||
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Fish #1: She looks so peaceful.<br> | Fish #1: She looks so peaceful.<br> | ||
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Fish #2: Yeah, but wasn't she wearing a hat? (Mr. Krabs is seen running out with the hat)<br> | Fish #2: Yeah, but wasn't she wearing a hat? (Mr. Krabs is seen running out with the hat)<br> | ||
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Plankton: (clears throat) I've reservations for two, tonight.<br> | Plankton: (clears throat) I've reservations for two, tonight.<br> | ||
− | SpongeBob: Right this way, sir. (SpongeBob pulls back the chair for Plankton as he jumps up on it)<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Right this way, sir. (SpongeBob pulls back the chair for Plankton as he jumps up on it)<br> |
Plankton: (shouts) Excuse me, I can't reach my silverware!<br> | Plankton: (shouts) Excuse me, I can't reach my silverware!<br> | ||
− | SpongeBob: Terribly sorry, sir. (reaches into his pocket and takes out a miniature table & chair. Places it on top of the big table then grabs Plankton and places him in the chair) Will there be anything else?<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Terribly sorry, sir. (reaches into his pocket and takes out a miniature table & chair. Places it on top of the big table then grabs Plankton and places him in the chair) Will there be anything else?<br> |
Plankton: Is my tie on straight?<br> | Plankton: Is my tie on straight?<br> | ||
− | SpongeBob: You look FABULOUS! (Mama Krabs walks in) Your gentlemen caller awaits. (Mama Krabs walks up to the table)<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': You look FABULOUS! (Mama Krabs walks in) Your gentlemen caller awaits. (Mama Krabs walks up to the table)<br> |
Plankton: (pulls rose away from his body) Hello, my dear. I must say you look ravishing tonight. (Mama Krabs notices tiny Plankton)<br> | Plankton: (pulls rose away from his body) Hello, my dear. I must say you look ravishing tonight. (Mama Krabs notices tiny Plankton)<br> | ||
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Plankton: "Mommy?"<br> | Plankton: "Mommy?"<br> | ||
− | SpongeBob: (jumps in the air) SpongeBob!<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': (jumps in the air) SpongeBob!<br> |
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob...<br> | Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob...<br> | ||
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Mr. Krabs: This no-good conniving chiseler is your date? <br> | Mr. Krabs: This no-good conniving chiseler is your date? <br> | ||
− | SpongeBob: And this handsome sponge is your waiter.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': And this handsome sponge is your waiter.<br> |
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! I don't know what sort of skullduggery you're up to, Plankton, and I'm not waiting to find out. (picks up Plankton by his antenna)<br> | Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! I don't know what sort of skullduggery you're up to, Plankton, and I'm not waiting to find out. (picks up Plankton by his antenna)<br> | ||
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Mama Krabs: I forbid ye to interfere in me private business. Go to your office, now!<br> | Mama Krabs: I forbid ye to interfere in me private business. Go to your office, now!<br> | ||
− | Mr. Krabs: Yes, mommy. (walks into his office) | + | Mr. Krabs: Yes, mommy. (walks into his office)<br> |
Plankton: Somebody call heaven, I think an angel's gone missing.<br> | Plankton: Somebody call heaven, I think an angel's gone missing.<br> | ||
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Plankton: So, you've decided to come crawling back to me, huh?<br> | Plankton: So, you've decided to come crawling back to me, huh?<br> | ||
− | Karen: ( | + | Karen: (a laser machine comes down) What did you say?<br> |
Plankton: (chuckles nervously) Nothing, dear.<br> | Plankton: (chuckles nervously) Nothing, dear.<br> | ||
− | Karen: (zaps him and Plankton screams) Yeah, that's what I thought you said, honey bunch. (Plankton groans) | + | Karen: (zaps him and Plankton screams) Yeah, that's what I thought you said, honey bunch. (Plankton groans) |
{{Transcripts/Season 4}} | {{Transcripts/Season 4}} |