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'''SpongeBob''': What's wrong with it? | '''SpongeBob''': What's wrong with it? | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs''': (removes the top bun and lettuce to reveal | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': (removes the top bun and lettuce to reveal, made of ketchup and mustard...) A smiley face...with dimples?! |
'''SpongeBob''': (screams) Dimples?! It was him! (points to Squidward) New Squidward did it. | '''SpongeBob''': (screams) Dimples?! It was him! (points to Squidward) New Squidward did it. | ||
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'''Squidward''': I love being Employee of the Month. | '''Squidward''': I love being Employee of the Month. | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': ( | + | '''SpongeBob''': (tears in his eyes) Oh, so what if New Squidward is a better cook than you? Doesn't matter. And so what if New Squidward replaced you as Employee of the Month. And so what if New Squidward is pogo dancing with your best friend. (gasp) Pogo dancing with your best friend?! (whimpers then gets angry) Stop! (party stops and partygoers are shocked) Maybe you can take my job, and maybe you can take my place on the Employee of the Month Wall of Fame, but nobody, and I mean ''nobody'', pogo dances with that guy (points to Patrick) but me. Now do yourself a big fat favor and get out, bub! (Squidward leaves in tears and goes over to touch the doorknob on the electric fence, not realizing that it's still on, and gets shocked. At the party, the lights dim while SpongeBob and Patrick pogo dance) You know what, Patrick? Maybe I ''was'' a little hard on New Squidward. I mean, he may be a good fry cook and he might have his picture on the wall, but I still have the best friend in the world. (gasp) I know! I'll go apologize! Come on! (he and Patrick bounce over to Squidward's house, where Squidward is still being shocked) Squidward, I just want to tell you that I'm sorry for being so selfish, scolding at you and all. I mean, who cares about cooking and pictures on the wall, and dancing? I mean, we're bigger than that, right? So, if ''you're'' willing to let bygones be bygones, then ''I'm'' willing to meet you half way. What do you say, buddy? Put 'er there. |
'''Patrick''': He's too proud. | '''Patrick''': He's too proud. | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': Oh, I'll just meet you all the way. Lay one on me, pal. (tries to high-five Squidward, but when he grabs Squidward's hand he gets shocked too) | + | '''SpongeBob''': Oh, I'll just meet you all the way. Lay one on me, pal. (tries to high-five Squidward, but when he grabs Squidward's hand he gets shocked, too) |
− | '''Patrick''': H-Hey, I want to dance funny, too! (puts his hand on SpongeBob's and gets shocked | + | '''Patrick''': H-Hey, I want to dance funny, too! (Patrick puts his hand on SpongeBob's and gets shocked, too. The off/on switch explodes, destroying the electric fence) |
'''Squidward''': (his eyes reappear from the shock and he talks normally) SpongeBob! Patrick! What are you two still doing here?! | '''Squidward''': (his eyes reappear from the shock and he talks normally) SpongeBob! Patrick! What are you two still doing here?! | ||
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'''Patrick''': (likewise) Yeah, what's the big idea? (all talking at once) | '''Patrick''': (likewise) Yeah, what's the big idea? (all talking at once) | ||
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