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==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
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| − | + | *[[SpongeBob]] | |
| + | *[[Patrick]] | ||
| + | *[[Squidward]] | ||
| + | *[[Mr. Krabs]] | ||
| + | *[[Scooter]] | ||
| + | *The Mild Ones | ||
(opens up to bikers riding by coral, setting them on fire after they ride by)<br> | (opens up to bikers riding by coral, setting them on fire after they ride by)<br> | ||
| − | + | Spongebob: (at Jellyfish Fields) La la la la la. (attempts at catching the jellyfish) Missed ya. Uh-oh. (notices road) You | |
| − | shouldn't play in the street, little guy. You could get run over. (motorcycles approaching. As they do, | + | shouldn't play in the street, little guy. You could get run over. (motorcycles approaching. As they do, Spongebob hangs |
| − | onto ones jacket) The "Ild Ones" | + | onto ones jacket) The "Ild Ones". That's a strange name. (jacket tears) Scallops! (rolls in the cement) Bye "Ild Ones". I |
| − | like your silly name. Hmm..." | + | like your silly name. Hmm..."w". Oh, oh, they're not the "Ild Ones". They must be the "Wild Ones".<br> |
| − | Fish: (dressed in farmer outfit with a pick-axe in his hand) The Wild Ones? | + | Fish: (dressed in farmer outfit with a pick-axe in his hand) The Wild Ones? Tarnation! Don't you know who the Wild Ones |
| − | are, son? | + | are, son?<br> |
| − | + | Spongebob: No, I don't know who you are, either.<br> | |
| − | Fish: Why, they're the most ferocious, bloodthirsty | + | Fish: Why, they're the most ferocious, bloodthirsty bikergang under the sea. They've destroyed entire cities in an |
| − | afternoon | + | afternoon. (laughs maniacally then jumps back into the hole he was digging)<br> |
| − | + | Spongebob: Bloodthirsty bikers? And they're headed straight for Bikini Bottom. I've got to warn everybody. I better take | |
| + | the shortcut. (as the next scene of bubbles comes up, so does Spongebob. Bubble pops in the Krusty Krab) Mr Krabs!<br> | ||
| − | Mr | + | Mr Krabs: Spongebob! Where in the blue barnacles did you come from?<br> |
| − | + | Spongebob: There's no time for that, Mr Krabs. Grab something heavy! Bar the door! Board up the windows. We've got to | |
protect the Krusty Krab. The Krabby Patties must survive!<br> | protect the Krusty Krab. The Krabby Patties must survive!<br> | ||
| − | Mr | + | Mr Krabs: Settle down, son. What are you all riled up about?<br> |
| − | + | Spongebob: Bikers... coming... nasty... ferocious... take... over... town. Destroy... must hide!<br> | |
| − | Mr | + | Mr Krabs: What are you going on about? Bikers? |
| − | + | Spongebob: The Wild Ones are coming, Mr Krabs. They're the most vicious, ravenous herd of hooligans in the sea.<br> | |
| − | Mr | + | Mr Krabs: Ravenous did you say? That's another word for hungry, isn't it? (cut to later where a sign hangs that |
reads 'WELCOME WILD ONES!') Welcome Wild Ones! They'll be drawn here like a sailor at a tattoo parlor. With the special | reads 'WELCOME WILD ONES!') Welcome Wild Ones! They'll be drawn here like a sailor at a tattoo parlor. With the special | ||
biker parking and authentic biker decor, with real bloodstains. And to top it off, a custom chopper patty. And best of all, | biker parking and authentic biker decor, with real bloodstains. And to top it off, a custom chopper patty. And best of all, | ||
I'll raise me prices 150%. I'll make a fortune.<br> | I'll raise me prices 150%. I'll make a fortune.<br> | ||
| − | + | Spongebob: Mr Krabs, this is serious! (sobs)<br> | |
| − | Mr | + | Mr Krabs: That kid needs a vacation -- unpaid of course. (cut to The Wild Ones 25 miles from Bikini Bottom. Cut to |
| − | + | Spongebob in front of Squidward's house)<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: Squidward! (knocks on door)<br> | |
| − | Squidward: Yes, | + | Squidward: Yes, Spongebob?<br> |
| − | + | Spongebob: A horrible biker gang called the "Wild Ones" are coming. We've got to run, hide! (sobs)<br> | |
Squidward: Oh, my. This sounds serious. Luckily, I know just what you should do. Listen closely.<br> | Squidward: Oh, my. This sounds serious. Luckily, I know just what you should do. Listen closely.<br> | ||
| − | + | Spongebob: Uh-huh.<br> | |
| − | Squidward: Get a good grip on your pants. ( | + | Squidward: Get a good grip on your pants. (Spongebob does so) Turn around. (Spongebob does so)<br> |
| − | + | Spongebob: Like this, Squidward?<br> | |
| − | Squidward: That's it. (kicks | + | Squidward: That's it. (kicks Spongebob into the air. Cut to Spongebob landing next to Patrick, who is sniffing under his arm)<br> |
| − | + | Spongebob: Patrick!<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Hello, Spongebob.<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: An evil gang of bikers are coming to ravage Bikini Bottom.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Huh.<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: Patrick, didn't you hear what I said? | |
| − | + | Patrick: Oh, I heard you. What I didn't hear was a hello.<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: Hello, Patrick.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Hello, Spongebob. Bloodthirsty bikers! We got to hide! (both run and scream then run into each other. Both run and | |
| − | scream again and keep hitting each other till they run through Jellyfish Fields. Patrick and | + | scream again and keep hitting each other till they run through Jellyfish Fields. Patrick and Spongebob hide in a giant clam until it spits them out. The giant clam uses mouthwash)<br> |
Giant Clam #2: Hey, what happened to you?<br> | Giant Clam #2: Hey, what happened to you?<br> | ||
| − | Giant Clam #1 | + | Giant Clam #1: I... I don't want to talk about it, man. (Spongebob and Patrick fly through some kelp grass. As they hide in |
it, a mower comes by and mows them over then uses a leaf blower to blow them into a pile. Both reform into their shapes and | it, a mower comes by and mows them over then uses a leaf blower to blow them into a pile. Both reform into their shapes and | ||
scream more)<br> | scream more)<br> | ||
| − | + | Patrick: (jumps behind Spongebob) Hide me.<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: (jumps behind Patrick) No, hide me.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: (jumps behind Spongebob) Hide me.<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: (jumps behind Patrick) Me.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: (jumps behind Spongebob) No, me.<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: (jumps behind Patrick) Me.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: (jumps behind Spongebob) Me.<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: (jumps behind Patrick) Me.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: No! No more running.<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob:What?<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Those bikers think they're so tough. With their leather hats (holds his pants) and their leather pants (points to | |
head)<br> | head)<br> | ||
| − | + | Spongebob: (holds up a black sock) And their leather socks.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: If we dressed up like that then we'd be the big, scary bikers and they'd be little baby doody-heads.<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: Say that again, Patrick.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Little baby doody-heads?<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: No, no, not that part. The part about dressing up like big, scary bikers. What do you think, Patrick? Do I look | |
| − | + | though?<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: I wouldn't mess with ya.<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: Nor I with you, my friend. Let's ride. (cut to later where Patrick and Spongebob are revving their engines. Zoom | |
out to show they are riding bicycles) Fear not. There is no need to panic. The Bikini Bottom bad boys are here.<br> | out to show they are riding bicycles) Fear not. There is no need to panic. The Bikini Bottom bad boys are here.<br> | ||
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Scooter: Those are some mean looking rides, dudes. (chuckles)<br> | Scooter: Those are some mean looking rides, dudes. (chuckles)<br> | ||
| − | + | Spongebob: Patrick, it's working. They think we're...vicious bikers. (cut to Krusty Krab) Bikini Bottom, you're salvation | |
is here.<br> | is here.<br> | ||
| − | + | Patrick: (drools) See?<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: Patrick, that's your salivation.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Oh.<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: So, Squidward, are you ready to do your part?<br> | |
Squidward: Does that part include laughing at you? Cause you two look even more idiotic than usual.<br> | Squidward: Does that part include laughing at you? Cause you two look even more idiotic than usual.<br> | ||
| − | + | Spongebob: Don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty?<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: I'm bloodthirsty. See? (shows a cup with the word 'BLOOD' on it. He takes a sip) Want some?<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: Oh, no thank you, Patrick. I'm drinking diet blood. (both take sips of their drinks) See Squidward? We walk the | |
walk but can we talk the talk? Do you want to join our biker gang?<br> | walk but can we talk the talk? Do you want to join our biker gang?<br> | ||
Squidward: No, I don't.<br> | Squidward: No, I don't.<br> | ||
| − | + | Patrick: What about our biker club?<br> | |
Squidward: No.<br> | Squidward: No.<br> | ||
| − | + | Spongebob: How about our biker organization?<br> | |
Squidward: No! I don't want to join your biker alliance, outfits, or your fellowships.<br> | Squidward: No! I don't want to join your biker alliance, outfits, or your fellowships.<br> | ||
| − | + | Spongebob: What about our coalition?<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Ooh, I don't know. That one's pretty exclusive.<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: (takes out clipboard) We'll just put you down as undecided. (Squidward groans and walks away) Hi, Mr Krabs. | |
We're the Bikini Bottom bad boys and we're bad to the bone.<br> | We're the Bikini Bottom bad boys and we're bad to the bone.<br> | ||
| − | Mr | + | Mr Krabs: This'll be great. Those bikers can work up an appetite beating you up in the parking lot. Then they can fill up |
on delicious Krabby Patties then they can beat you up again.<br> | on delicious Krabby Patties then they can beat you up again.<br> | ||
| − | + | Spongebob: Please, Mr Krabs. We're going to run off those bikers and save the Krusty Krab.<br> | |
| − | Mr | + | Mr Krabs: You're not running off any of me paying customers. You can stay and get beat up in the parking lot if you |
wish.<br> | wish.<br> | ||
| − | + | Spongebob: Then can we save the town?<br> | |
Squidward: Has it ever crossed your mind that you might be getting all worked up over nothing?<br> | Squidward: Has it ever crossed your mind that you might be getting all worked up over nothing?<br> | ||
| − | + | Spongebob: Squidward, when have I ever been known to over-react? (flashback) Squidward! We're out of napkins! (screams) Out | |
| − | of napkins! (another flashback to | + | of napkins! (another flashback to Spongebob banging on Squidward's door) Squidward! I accidentally removed the "Do No |
| − | Remove | + | Remove by Penalty of Law" tag on my mattress! Hide me. Hide me. (another flashback) Squidward! Squidward! I've gone blind. |
(Squidward turns on lights) Oh. Thanks, Squidward. (back to present)<br> | (Squidward turns on lights) Oh. Thanks, Squidward. (back to present)<br> | ||
| − | Squidward: | + | Squidward: Spongebob, you always over-react to everything. One of your many annoying traits.<br> |
| − | + | Spongebob: (gasps) Me? Annoying? (annoying laughter. Squidward growls) You're right.<br> | |
| − | Squidward: You are so wrong about everything, | + | Squidward: You are so wrong about everything, Spongebob, that the only thing that I am completely sure about is that there |
is no motorcycle gang headed this way. (motorcycles approaching) What was that?<br> | is no motorcycle gang headed this way. (motorcycles approaching) What was that?<br> | ||
| − | Mr | + | Mr Krabs: Ahoy there, mateys. Motorcycle vehicles headed over the horizon.<br> |
Squidward: What? (grabs binoculars) Gimme that. (sees them coming. His eyes pop through the binoculars as he screams) Don't | Squidward: What? (grabs binoculars) Gimme that. (sees them coming. His eyes pop through the binoculars as he screams) Don't | ||
just stand there, save us.<br> | just stand there, save us.<br> | ||
| − | + | Spongebob: Patrick, I know this looks like the end, but you and I can get through anything. As long as do it together. | |
(Patrick is already running away) Patrick? Patrick! (Patrick is headed into Jellyfish Fields and to the bus stop where a | (Patrick is already running away) Patrick? Patrick! (Patrick is headed into Jellyfish Fields and to the bus stop where a | ||
bus picks him up and takes him to a plane. Patrick jumps out of the plane and onto a rocket ship) Well, it's just you and | bus picks him up and takes him to a plane. Patrick jumps out of the plane and onto a rocket ship) Well, it's just you and | ||
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Biker #1: Howdy, we're the "Mild Ones".<br> | Biker #1: Howdy, we're the "Mild Ones".<br> | ||
| − | + | Spongebob: Mild Ones? (turns the W upside down) Oh!<br> | |
Biker #1: Gimme back my M. Let's go, boys.<br> | Biker #1: Gimme back my M. Let's go, boys.<br> | ||
| − | Mr | + | Mr Krabs: Don't you want to spend any money?<br> |
Biker #1: Don't you want to kiss the seat of my pants? Let's ride. (bikers ride off)<br> | Biker #1: Don't you want to kiss the seat of my pants? Let's ride. (bikers ride off)<br> | ||
| − | + | Spongebob: Good-bye. They seem really nice. Hey, where's Squidward?<br> | |
| − | Squidward: Woo-hoo-hoo! (riding with the | + | Squidward: Woo-hoo-hoo! (riding with the bikergang) Ride to live and live to ride. |
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