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'''Patrick''': My big sister, Sam! | '''Patrick''': My big sister, Sam! | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': Wow, I didn't know you had a sister | + | '''SpongeBob''': Wow, I didn't know you had a sister! (Patrick drops the mop and is about to cry) |
'''Patrick''': Nobody does. I lost her in the surf when we were kids. | '''Patrick''': Nobody does. I lost her in the surf when we were kids. | ||
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'''Squidward''': Would you two pipe down! | '''Squidward''': Would you two pipe down! | ||
| − | '''Patrick''': Sorry, I was getting my place ready for my sister | + | '''Patrick''': Sorry, I was getting my place ready for my sister. |
| − | '''Squidward''': Well, I hope she's not as obnoxious as you | + | '''Squidward''': Well, I hope she's not as obnoxious as you.(Bus rides up) |
| − | '''Sam''': (punches door open and walks towards Patrick) | + | '''Sam''':(punches door open and walks towards Patrick) |
| − | '''Squidward''': (closes window fast) | + | '''Squidward''':(closes window fast) |
'''Patrick''': ...Sam! | '''Patrick''': ...Sam! | ||
| − | '''Sam''': (Grabs Patrick by the neck and breathes in his face) Brubber! | + | '''Sam''':(Grabs Patrick by the neck and breathes in his face) Brubber! |
'''Patrick''': Sis! | '''Patrick''': Sis! | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': Yeah, Patrick and I go back a long way.(Both mumbling) Yeah long way, heh heh, go back. | '''SpongeBob''': Yeah, Patrick and I go back a long way.(Both mumbling) Yeah long way, heh heh, go back. | ||
| − | '''Sam''': (eyes bug out) Yellow square touch brubber! Make sister Sam mad! (chucks SpongeBob) | + | '''Sam''': (eyes bug out) Yellow square touch brubber! Make sister Sam mad!(chucks SpongeBob) |
'''Patrick''': I cleaned my rock just for you. (Both walk away) | '''Patrick''': I cleaned my rock just for you. (Both walk away) | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': (Plummets and falls face-flat on the ground) | + | '''SpongeBob''':(Plummets and falls face-flat on the ground) |
'''Patrick''': Lets go inside and play. | '''Patrick''': Lets go inside and play. | ||
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'''Sam''': (huffing) | '''Sam''': (huffing) | ||
| − | '''Squidward''': | + | '''Squidward''': Do you think she looks a little...miffed? |
'''Sam''': (huffing angrily. Starts crying) Those boys mean! They pick on sister Sam! (crying) | '''Sam''': (huffing angrily. Starts crying) Those boys mean! They pick on sister Sam! (crying) | ||
| − | '''Patrick''': (Angry) Shame on you two! Look what you've done! | + | '''Patrick''': (Angry) Shame on you two! |
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| + | '''Patrick''': (Still Angry) Look what you've done! | ||
'''Squidward''': Look what we've done?! | '''Squidward''': Look what we've done?! | ||
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'''Squidward''': Hey! You can't do that, that's my window! | '''Squidward''': Hey! You can't do that, that's my window! | ||
| − | '''Sam''': (puts window on the antenna on the sand rock) (laughs) Blecorate. | + | '''Sam''': (puts window on the antenna on the sand rock)(laughs) Blecorate. |
'''Patrick''': That's the spirit sis! | '''Patrick''': That's the spirit sis! | ||
| − | '''Squidward''': Oh no! That is definitely not the spirit Patrick! | + | '''Squidward''': Oh no! That is definitely not the spirit Patrick! your sister is out of control! |
'''Patrick''': Hey, just mind your own business and let us blecorate in peace! | '''Patrick''': Hey, just mind your own business and let us blecorate in peace! | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': Easy now gents, lets not let tempers flare. Now don't you think, Patrick, it's a teensie bit unfair that sister Sam dismantled Squidward's house? | '''SpongeBob''': Easy now gents, lets not let tempers flare. Now don't you think, Patrick, it's a teensie bit unfair that sister Sam dismantled Squidward's house? | ||
| − | '''Patrick''': No I don't, not even a teensie, eensie, teensie bit. I see now that you've turned against my sister, you've turned on your best friend as well! (cries) | + | '''Patrick''': No I don't, not even a teensie, eensie, teensie bit. I see now that you've turned against my sister, you've turned on your best friend as well!(cries) |
'''SpongeBob''': It's not like that at all Patrick. | '''SpongeBob''': It's not like that at all Patrick. | ||
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'''Patrick''': Come on sis they won't bother us under our rock. | '''Patrick''': Come on sis they won't bother us under our rock. | ||
| − | '''Sam''': Meanies is mean. (sand rock closes) | + | '''Sam''': Meanies is mean.(sand rock closes). |
| − | '''Squidward''': (Walks out of his ruined house) (gets angry and start carrying a heavy rock) | + | '''Squidward''': (Walks out of his ruined house)(gets angry and start carrying a heavy rock) |
'''SpongeBob''': Squidward...wait, Squidward,w-wait! Before you do anything too rash let me try to talk to them. | '''SpongeBob''': Squidward...wait, Squidward,w-wait! Before you do anything too rash let me try to talk to them. | ||
| − | '''Squidward''': The time for talk is over, now is the time for action! A rock made of sand by two idiots is no match for one carved from...the tides of time! | + | '''Squidward''': The time for talk is over, now is the time for action! |
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| + | '''Squidward''': A rock made of sand by two idiots is no match for one carved from...the tides of time! | ||
'''SpongeBob''': I don't think you should do that. | '''SpongeBob''': I don't think you should do that. | ||
| − | '''Squidward''': Who cares what you think; if it's destruction they want then it's destruction they'll get! (throws rock and bounces off and demolishes the pieces of | + | '''Squidward''': Who cares what you think; if it's destruction they want then it's destruction they'll get!(throws rock and bounces off and demolishes the pieces of Squidwards house on the sand rock) (sand rock opens flinging Squidward in the air) |
| − | '''Sam''': Who makes noise? (sees the broken pieces) (screams) Spiffy broken! (Squidward falls) Sister mad! | + | '''Sam''': Who makes noise? (sees the broken pieces)(screams)Spiffy broken!(Squidward falls)Sister mad! |
'''SpongeBob''': Now Sam it's not what it seems. Squidward was just rearranging the spiffy. | '''SpongeBob''': Now Sam it's not what it seems. Squidward was just rearranging the spiffy. | ||
| − | '''Sam''': (picks up broken pieces) Sister Sam rearrange now! | + | '''Sam''':(picks up broken pieces)Sister Sam rearrange now! |
'''SpongeBob''': Please don't. | '''SpongeBob''': Please don't. | ||
| − | '''Sam''': (chews up pieces and spits it out at Squidward's house) (Squidward's house collapses) | + | '''Sam''': (chews up pieces and spits it out at Squidward's house)(Squidward's house collapses) |
'''SpongeBob''': Well Squidward at least on the bright side it will motivate you to finally take care of that kitchen remodeled. Right Squidward? Huh? Must be eager to get started. | '''SpongeBob''': Well Squidward at least on the bright side it will motivate you to finally take care of that kitchen remodeled. Right Squidward? Huh? Must be eager to get started. | ||
| − | '''Squidward''': (driving bulldozer toward the sand rock) (Laughing meniacally) | + | '''Squidward''': (driving bulldozer toward the sand rock)(Laughing meniacally) |
| − | '''SpongeBob''': (gasps) Squidward, Squidward stop! (jumps on the bulldozer) Just calm down buddy. Let's ease that tentacle off of the accelerator, hmmm? | + | '''SpongeBob''': (gasps) Squidward, Squidward stop!(jumps on the bulldozer)Just calm down buddy. Let's ease that tentacle off of the accelerator, hmmm? |
'''Squidward''': Oh, you mean like this? (revs up accelerator knocking SpongeBob off) (meniacally) Sweeeet destruction! | '''Squidward''': Oh, you mean like this? (revs up accelerator knocking SpongeBob off) (meniacally) Sweeeet destruction! | ||
| − | '''Sam''': (stops the bulldozer) (drops Squidward out of the bulldozer and chucks it at SpongeBob's house destroying it) That'll teach those meanies! | + | '''Sam''': (stops the bulldozer)(drops Squidward out of the bulldozer and chucks it at SpongeBob's house destroying it) |
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| + | '''Sam''': That'll teach those meanies! | ||
'''Patrick''': Your still my rock big sis. | '''Patrick''': Your still my rock big sis. | ||
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'''Patrick''': Well uh...well...well it's about your temper Sam. | '''Patrick''': Well uh...well...well it's about your temper Sam. | ||
| − | '''Sam''': No have temper! That make sister Sam | + | '''Sam''': No have temper! That make sister Sam so mad! Sister Sam put on mean face! (turns face around with an angrier face) Now smash brubber's house. (picks up the sand rock) |
| − | '''Patrick''': Not the rock! (jumps on the sand rock while Sam pummels it) | + | '''Patrick''': Not the rock!(jumps on the sand rock while Sam pummels it) |
'''Sam''': (slam the ground and see Patrick hurt) Patrick? Little Brubber? Why little brubber no doing? | '''Sam''': (slam the ground and see Patrick hurt) Patrick? Little Brubber? Why little brubber no doing? | ||
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'''Patrick''': (eats) Cookie Dough! | '''Patrick''': (eats) Cookie Dough! | ||
| − | '''Sam''': Patrick Ok! Sister Sam feel bad. Sorry she hurt Patrick. Should protect little brubber. She go now. (walks away) | + | '''Sam''': Patrick Ok! Sister Sam feel bad. Sorry she hurt Patrick. Should protect little brubber. She go now.(walks away) |
'''Patrick''': Sis wait hold on aw don't feel bad you don't have go! | '''Patrick''': Sis wait hold on aw don't feel bad you don't have go! | ||
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'''Patrick''': Bye Sam. | '''Patrick''': Bye Sam. | ||
| − | '''Sam''': (bus drives up and she punches another hole in the door) | + | '''Sam''':(bus drives up and she punches another hole in the door) |
'''Patrick''': Isn't my sister something? | '''Patrick''': Isn't my sister something? | ||
