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| − | '' | + | Mr Krabs: (gasps) No, it's impossible. I must've counted me money a dozen times, and it still comes up short. Profits are |
| + | down. Oh, I feel sorry for meself. (walks out of office)<br> | ||
| − | + | Squidward: Would you like a drink with that order?<br> | |
| − | + | Customer: Oh no, thanks. I got me one of those new kelpshakes before I came in here.<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: That comes out to two dollars even.<br> | |
| − | + | Customer: Wow, what a steal.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: What the...why didn't that guy order a deliciously over-priced fountain beverage with his krabby patty?<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: Mr Krabs, we haven't sold a single soda in days.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: What? Why not? (Spongebob is slurping his 'kelpshake' loudly) All right, boy, it's done! You're gonna suck the | |
| + | whole cup down your gullet if you're not careful.<br> | ||
| − | + | Spongebob: Sorry, Mr Krabs, it's just that this kelpshake tastes so good.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: Kelpshake?<br> | |
| − | ''' | + | Spongebob: Look around ya. Everyone's enjoying a delicious kelpshake. (everyone is slurping their kelpshake) Mm-mm. I'll be |
| + | right back, Mr Krabs. I'm gonna get a refill.<br> | ||
| − | + | Mr Krabs: Refill? That's it. Listen up, everybody! New rule: no outside drinks. No exceptions! (everyone leaves with their | |
| + | kelpshake)<br> | ||
| + | Squidward: That's telling them.<br> | ||
| − | + | Mr Krabs: Grr. I better get to the bottom of this. (Squidward secretly sips his kelpshake. Mr Krabs walks outside) Ah! A | |
| + | new store! (store is shaped like a kelpshake) On my block! Taking my customers. (gasps) Pearl. (Pearl is drinking a | ||
| + | kelpshake) Me own flesh and blood. How could you do this to your papa?<br> | ||
| − | + | Pearl: What are you talking about, Dad?<br> | |
| − | ' | + | Mr Krabs: I'm talking about this. (points to kelpshake)<br> |
| + | Pearl: Once you taste the secret goodness of a kelpshake... (slurping): You can't have just one.<br> | ||
| − | + | Mr Krabs:(tries taking the kelpshake from Pearl but she pulls it back)<br> | |
| − | + | Pearl: Buy your own.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: Why I wouldn't give them a cent.<br> | |
| − | + | Pearl: I feel sorry for you.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: Then you do understand. (starts to sob)<br> | |
| + | Pearl: Dad, you're embarrassing me. (drags her dad a few more feet before prying him off) Oh, get away. (Mr Krabs is still c | ||
| + | rying)<br> | ||
| − | + | Mr Krabs: Oh, no! Confound you, new kelpshake store. What's your secret? (gasps) Of course. Plankton, I bet he's behind | |
| + | this. A-ha! I knew you were behind this!<br> | ||
| − | + | Plankton: Pardon me, I've done nothing wrong.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: Then how do you explain this? (gestures to kelpshake)<br> | |
| + | Plankton: Holy Moly, how'd that happen?<br> | ||
| − | + | Mr Krabs: Don't try that with me, Plankton. This new store is ruining me business.<br> | |
| − | + | Plankton: Really?! Wait a minute! That's my job. (groans) Blast it! It's bad enough I have to compete with this joker. Now | |
| + | there's this? Kelpshakes.<br> | ||
| − | + | Mr Krabs: Wow. I guess you're not behind this afterall. Plankton, they have a secret formula.<br> | |
| − | + | Plankton: No, not another secret. And if there's a secret, I want to know about it. (rumbling)<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: Oh!<br> | |
| − | + | Plankton: (gasps as one Kelpshake multiplies itself to have two Kelpshake stores) They're multiplying. Why, they're on | |
| + | every corner.<br> | ||
| − | + | Mr Krabs: Block after block.<br> | |
| − | + | Plankton: They're everywhere.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: (Kelpshake store falls on both of them) We've got to do something about this. (cut to later where Mr Krabs and | |
| + | Plankton walk into a Kelpshake store) You sure this is going to work?<br> | ||
| − | + | Plankton: Just stick to the plan.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: (whistles) Oh, let's see, let's see. Ah, there you are. (spots an 'employees only' sign. Whispers to Plankton) | |
| + | Plankton, I think I found the kitchen.<br> | ||
| + | Plankton: Let's do this thing.<br> | ||
| − | + | Mr Krabs: Here goes. Wa-choo! (sneesse on a mom and daughter) I'm sorry, I have a bit of a ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...choo! | |
| + | (continues sneezing on everything. Sneezes Plankton onto the door window)<br> | ||
| − | + | Employee: Eww. (sprays a cleaner at Plankton)<br> | |
| − | + | Plankton: My eye, my eye, my eye! (Mr Krabs and Plankton run out and behind the Krusty Krab)<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: I think we lost them. Well, you got any more bright ideas?<br> | |
| − | + | Plankton: Of course I do. (cut to nighttime where Mr Krabs and Plankton are wearing black ski clothes)<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: All set, Plankton?<br> | |
| − | + | Plankton: You better believe it. This high-powered mechanical bio-arm I invented should pry those restaurant doors open nice and easy. (presses a button that makes the hand move. The hand short-circuits) What the barnacles? Come on, you piece of garbage. (presses the button many times. The mechanical bio-arm slaps Plankton a bunch of times) Ouch! Uncle! Uncle!<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: If you want anything done right, you've got to do it yourself. (takes out a metal rod and tries to open the doors | |
| + | when his back pops) Oh, me back. (moaning)<br> | ||
| − | + | Plankton: (whispering)Krabs, pipe down. You're gonna soil our plans if you wake up the watchdog. (guardworm is sleeping)<br> | |
| − | '' | + | Mr Krabs: Nevermind that. What about Spongebob?<br> |
| + | Spongebob: Hi, Mr Krabs. Hi...Plankton? Uh, Mr Krabs, I'm a little confused. Don't you and Plankton hate each other?<br> | ||
| − | + | Mr Krabs: Of course we do.<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: Then why is he in your fist?<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: Uh...we've gone into business together. You see, Spongebob, we were here, uh...to fix this door.<br> | |
| − | + | Plankton: Now we have to fix the roof.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: That's right. That's right. We have to fix the roof. It's, it's, it's leaking. (crickets chirping)<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: Well, good luck with that. See ya. (cut to later where Mr Krabs is using jackhammer to get into the roof)<br> | |
| − | + | Plankton: Keep her going, Krabs. At this rate, we'll have the Kelpshake's recipe faster than you can say... (speaker comes | |
| + | up from under the roof)<br> | ||
| − | + | Speaker: You have three seconds before spontaneous combustion.<br> | |
| + | Plankton: Let's beat it!<br> | ||
| − | + | Mr Krabs: No kidding. (runs)<br> | |
| − | + | Plankton: Wait, you forgot m... (gets zapped and disintegrates. Cut to the next day where a line of people are ordering | |
| + | kelpshakes. Plankton is under one of the tiles on the floor. He laughs maniacally until the customers step on him, making | ||
| + | him scream. Cut to Mr Krabs lowering Plankton by a rope through the vent. Plankton is about to take a sip of a kelpshake | ||
| + | when the custome takes a sip first, swallowing Plankton. Plankton opens the customers mouth and is raised up through the | ||
| + | vent. Cut to Mr Krabs blowing Plankton through a hose and out of a sink pipe. When Plankton gets out, he is covered with | ||
| + | kelpshake juice and thrown down the disposal) I'm throwing in the towel, Krabs. All these convuluted plans are getting us | ||
| + | nowhere. And to top it all off, I'm the only one that's taking the heat.<br> | ||
| − | + | Mr Krabs: What's that suppose to mean?<br> | |
| − | ' | + | Plankton: I don't see you on the front lines. Sure, let me do all the work, while you just sit back like the fat gorilla |
| − | + | you are.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: (grabs Plankton) Who you are calling a gorilla, you one-cent, one-eyed bottom-feeder!?<br> | |
| + | Spongebob: Mr Krabs, if you want a kelpshake, why don't you just buy one? (slurps kelpshake)<br> | ||
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| − | + | Mr Krabs: Buy one? (cut to later where Mr Krabs and Plankton are in line at the Kelpshake store)<br> | |
| − | + | Customer: I'll have one Kelpshake, please.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: I don't know about this, Plankton.<br> | |
| − | + | Plankton: It's easy. Just smile and hand the cashier the money.<br> | |
| + | Cashier: Can I help you?<br> | ||
| − | + | Plankton: Good luck.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: Hi there. Uh, could I get one Kelpshake?<br> | |
| − | + | Cashier: Sure, that'll be one dollar.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: Uh, ok. (gets out a dollar and slowly hands it to the cashier)<br> | |
| − | + | Cashier: (cash register dings) Thank you. (Mr Krabs is not letting go of the dollar) Sir, please let go of the bill.<br> | |
| − | + | Plankton: Release your grip, man. Do it! (Mr Krabs does so. The cashier puts the dollar in the register and hands the Kelpshake to Mr Krabs)<br> | |
| − | + | Cashier: Enjoy.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: Thanks. (runs out laughing) I can't believe we did it.<br> | |
| − | + | Plankton: Oh, believe it, Krabs. Now let's get to the lab and find out what this stuff is made of. (scene cuts to the | |
| + | Kelpshake on a plate and Karen being sent a sample of it) What's the secret ingredient, Karen?<br> | ||
| − | + | Karen: Well, it appears that the main ingredient is kelp juice.<br> | |
| − | + | Plankton & Mr Krabs: Just kelp juice?<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: And to think this whole time I could've been selling these meself.<br> | |
| − | + | Plankton: You? What about me? If anyone, I deserve to make a buck of selling this stuff.<br> | |
| + | Mr Krabs: (takes kelp juice) No way, pipsqueak. This gold mine is mine.<br> | ||
| − | + | Plankton: Not if I can help it. (jumps at Mr Krabs but goes between his eyes and splatters into the wall) Ow.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: (cackling) Nice try. (about to take a sip)<br> | |
| − | + | Karen: I wouldn't do that if I were you. There's another ingredient.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: Hey, I paid good money for this thing. Of course I'm gonna drink it. (takes a sip then spits it out) What the...? I don't get what the big deal is. This tastes like a wet gym sock.<br> | |
| − | + | Plankton: Really? Let me try that. (sips) Actually, there is a bit of a pungent aftertaste.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: Hmmm. (sips) Hey, you're right. This ain't half bad. (takes another sip) This is amazing.<br> | |
| − | + | Plankton: Well, don't be selfish. (sips and laughs) Oh yeah.<br> | |
| − | + | Karen: Oh no.<br> | |
| − | + | Plankton: (drinks all the juice) Krabs, we're all out of juice.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: Well, we gotta get more.<br> | |
| − | + | Karen: You're making a big mistake.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: Ah, phooey. You don't know what you're talking about. (walks out with Plankton) Kelpshake, kelpshake. Oh how I | |
| + | love a kelpshake.<br> | ||
| − | + | Spongebob: (runs up crying covered in yellowish-green fur) What's happening to me? (Mr Krabs & Plankton gasp) They've | |
| + | shutdown the kelpshake restaurants. (sobs hysterically as he runs off)<br> | ||
| − | + | Plankton & Mr Krabs: Huh?<br> | |
| − | + | Worker #1: It'll take decades to clean this hazardous material up.<br> | |
| − | + | Worker #2: I sure do feel sorry for whoever drank this. (Mr Krabs screams as he is growing yellowish-green fur just like Plankton is)<br> | |
| − | + | Plankton: Look at us.<br> | |
| + | Mr Krabs: Now what are we going to do?<br> | ||
| − | '' | + | Plankton: I don't know about you but I'm going back to what I do best. Stealing your recipe. (laughs)<br> |
| + | Mr Krabs: Hey, wait a minute! Plankton!<br> | ||
| − | + | Plankton: (laughs) Come to papa. (Mr Krabs opens the door)<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: Hold it right there. You're not going anywhere...without a ten second head start. (opens vault)<br> | |
| − | + | Plankton: It's good to be home.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: You said it.<br> | |
| − | + | Plankton: (runs off as Mr Krabs chases him) I love being hated.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: Hey, get back here you little booger! | |
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