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− | + | '''The counting book''' is a book from [[The Card (Episode)|The Card]]. Patrick was reading it and planning to buy it, but gave up because he found it too complex. | |
− | ==Quotes== | + | ===Quotes=== |
− | + | SpongeBob and Patrick are at Near Mint Comic Books. | |
'''Patrick''': One, two, three, four... | '''Patrick''': One, two, three, four... | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': Hey, Patrick. Counting up your change for a pack of | + | '''SpongeBob''': Hey, Patrick. Counting up your change for a pack of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy trading cards? |
'''Patrick''': No, I'm thinking about buying this book on counting. Three, four. What's gonna happen next? FIVE? Holy super-happy-fun-time! This book's good! I'll take it! One, two, three... | '''Patrick''': No, I'm thinking about buying this book on counting. Three, four. What's gonna happen next? FIVE? Holy super-happy-fun-time! This book's good! I'll take it! One, two, three... | ||
− | ( | + | '''SpongeBob''': One pack of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy cards, please. |
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+ | Comic book dealer: (gets a pack of cards) | ||
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+ | '''SpongeBob''': All right! | ||
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+ | Comic book dealer: Not so fast! Where's my dollar? | ||
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+ | '''SpongeBob''': (pulls out a roll of dollars and pulls one off) Here you are, my good sir. | ||
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+ | Comic book dealer: Here you go, kid. | ||
'''Patrick''': Seventeen... | '''Patrick''': Seventeen... | ||
− | + | ... | |
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+ | Comic book dealer: Ha ha! Those cards aren't worth nothin'. I wouldn't put those cards in the spokes of my bike. Now, if you wanna see a card worth talkin' about, check this one out. | ||
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+ | ... | ||
'''Patrick''': Ninety-six, ninety-seven, ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one hundred! Oh! I hate counting! Just give me what he's having! Oh, boy! | '''Patrick''': Ninety-six, ninety-seven, ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one hundred! Oh! I hate counting! Just give me what he's having! Oh, boy! | ||
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{{Books in Bikini Bottom}} | {{Books in Bikini Bottom}} | ||
[[Category:Book]] | [[Category:Book]] | ||
+ | {{Stub}} | ||
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+ | [[Category:Stubs]] |