Ripped Pants (Song)

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Ripped Pants is a song that was sung by SpongeBob and the Beach Band in the episode: Ripped Pants. It also appears on SpongeBob's 2001 tape Saint Nicholas' Sing Along Songs and More!.

[edit] Lyrics

When I ripped (rip) my pants,
I thought that I had everybody on my side,
But I went and blew it, all sky-high.
And now she won't even spare a passing glance
All just because I (rip) ripped my pants. 
When big Larry came 'round just to put him down,
SpongeBob turned into a clown,
And no girl ever wants to dance,
With a fool who went and (rip) ripped his pants. 
I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse,
But the pain feels so much worse.
'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun
Than a burn from the sun, or sand in your buns...
Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget,
So listen and you won't regret,
Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance,
And you won't end up like the fool... who... ripped... his... pants... (rip) (smiles)
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