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− | == | + | ==Chapter 1 - Who Put You On the Planet?== |
(Scene zooms in on Squidward's house. Door opens, Squidward appears). | (Scene zooms in on Squidward's house. Door opens, Squidward appears). | ||
− | [[Squidward]] | + | [[Squidward]] says "The coast looks clear..." |
− | + | Steps outside, and closes the door to his house, and standing in front of it with his hands over it as if he does not want anyone to see him. | |
− | + | Tiptoes away... down the road... | |
− | + | Walks by SpongeBob's pineapple house just as it opens. | |
− | (title card music for [[Fools in April | + | (title card music for [[Fools in April]] and [[Wormy]] plays as SpongeBob says, "Hi, Squidward!" |
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− | + | Squidward grunts and keeps walking down the street. | |
− | + | Starts jogging toward Squidward and stops right in front of him. (Squidward stops walking). | |
− | (Squidward stops walking | + | |
− | ( | + | (Raises his hand in the air and twirls around) |
− | + | (Starts tapping his feet)... | |
− | + | He points near Squidward's forehead, and in the other derection as he turns around. | |
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− | + | He says "Today I feel like doing some dancing!" | |
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− | ( | + | (He points down, and then points to Squidward as the music stops). |
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− | + | Squidward says in an uninterested voice, "That's funny. Even a barnacle knows you need music to dance." | |
− | + | SpongeBob puts his finger up to his mouth and starts shaking his butt side to side saying, "Oh-ho-ho, I got music, friend..." | |
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− | (The scene goes back to Squidward still walking toward the [[Krusty Krab,]] but SpongeBob is walking backwards behind him with a cheerful face. | + | (Runs up to Squidward) He says, "...In my mind!" (takes out his brain) |
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+ | (musical notes come out of it, rock music plays. SpongeBob turns a dial, and banjo country-style music comes out of it. He turns it again, and acoustic ballad music plays) | ||
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+ | (Scene goes back to SpongeBob, still holding his brain up out of his head) He says, "Oh I love this song!" | ||
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+ | He throws his brain up into the air, and runs away. He takes off his hat with a funny face, and his brain lands back into his head. | ||
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+ | He rubs his hand together and says, "Here I go!" | ||
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+ | (He starts walking back and fourth and waving his floppy arms mysteriously, with a face as if he is sleepwalking). (Maracas join the music) | ||
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+ | (Turns, and starts moving his legs forward and in back of each other). | ||
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+ | Squidward walks away saying "That is ''the'' most stupidest dance move I've ever seen." | ||
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+ | SpongeBob huffs and makes a face not like any other to this reaction and says "Who put you on the planet?" | ||
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+ | (breathes heavily) | ||
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+ | The scene goes back to Squidward still walking toward the [[Krusty Krab,]] but SpongeBob is walking backwards behind him with a cheerful face. | ||
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+ | ==Chapter 2 - Dazzle-Dazzle-Dazzle== | ||
+ | This scene is at the Krusty Krab and Spongebob is doing a pharoh-like dance in the kitchen listening to music that is similar to the title card music of [[Squid On Strike]]. | ||
SpongeBob then lifts his leg, and uses his spatula to pick up six patties, and then hops on the wall. | SpongeBob then lifts his leg, and uses his spatula to pick up six patties, and then hops on the wall. | ||
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Then, he throws the patties up into the air, and starts whistling, walking backwards right then left, then stops when the patties all fly on Squidward's head. | Then, he throws the patties up into the air, and starts whistling, walking backwards right then left, then stops when the patties all fly on Squidward's head. | ||
− | + | Spongebob's hands are up in the air when one grabs the giant plate. Then, he runs away skipping, varrying the plate with one hand again. | |
A scene from the cash register-boat is seen with Squidward's face flat, and then he moans. | A scene from the cash register-boat is seen with Squidward's face flat, and then he moans. | ||
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(she gives SpongeBob a card) She says "come down to my dance stuido tomorrow afternoon. You're goin' places, kid." (she walks away). | (she gives SpongeBob a card) She says "come down to my dance stuido tomorrow afternoon. You're goin' places, kid." (she walks away). | ||
+ | ==Chapter 3 - Squidward's Toodilage== | ||
(SpongeBob smoving his legs running next to the cash register-boat). An irritated Squidward says "Would you please stop dancing?" | (SpongeBob smoving his legs running next to the cash register-boat). An irritated Squidward says "Would you please stop dancing?" | ||
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(SpongeBob's eyes grow, and raises his head a little bit) SpongeBob says, "I am dance-putty in your hands!" | (SpongeBob's eyes grow, and raises his head a little bit) SpongeBob says, "I am dance-putty in your hands!" | ||
+ | ==Chapter 4 - Flabby Ankles== | ||
(This scene appears at Squidward's house, first from the outside, then from the inside). | (This scene appears at Squidward's house, first from the outside, then from the inside). | ||
− | ( | + | (Spongebob and Squidward are both on the top floor with dancing outfits on). Squidward is writing on a checkboard saying, "Hm...." |
(Squidward walks behind SpongeBob, and pulls his headband, and it snaps right back, with a little flash). | (Squidward walks behind SpongeBob, and pulls his headband, and it snaps right back, with a little flash). | ||
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Squidward walks away, and the treadmill starts working, and SpongeBob starts moonwalking on it. | Squidward walks away, and the treadmill starts working, and SpongeBob starts moonwalking on it. | ||
+ | ==Chapter 5== | ||
Squidward is in a library, reading the novel on a blue chair with a purple lamp shining above his head. | Squidward is in a library, reading the novel on a blue chair with a purple lamp shining above his head. | ||
(beeping noises)Squidward stands up and says, "Huh? Huh? What, is he still at it?" | (beeping noises)Squidward stands up and says, "Huh? Huh? What, is he still at it?" | ||
− | Squidward opens the door to the library, and Squidward yells, "Ah!" at a scene of smoke coming out of the treadmill with | + | Squidward opens the door to the library, and Squidward yells, "Ah!" at a scene of smoke coming out of the treadmill with Spongebob not a sinch tired. |
Then, the treadmill explodes at the scene of being on for too long. "My treadmill!," yells Squidward | Then, the treadmill explodes at the scene of being on for too long. "My treadmill!," yells Squidward | ||
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(He doesn't have a British accent this time) "...I'll show you ''dancin'''!" | (He doesn't have a British accent this time) "...I'll show you ''dancin'''!" | ||
− | (Squidward puts on a record) "You know what, guest people, goneit!" (slaps a ribbon he is holding like a reign) "R-r-r-r-r-ribbon!" | + | (Squidward puts on a record) "You know what, guest people, goneit!" (slaps a [[ribbon]] he is holding like a reign) "R-r-r-r-r-ribbon!" |
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