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'''SpongeBob''': Behold, Patrick! The official Goofy Goober Back Scratcher! And it only cost me 52 box-tops.<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Behold, Patrick! The official Goofy Goober Back Scratcher! And it only cost me 52 box-tops.<br> | ||
− | '''Patrick''': | + | '''Patrick''': Wow.<br> |
'''SpongeBob''': (scratches his back with the item) Ooh. Mm-hmm. Oh... Oh! Whoo! Oh, yeah, that's it!<br> | '''SpongeBob''': (scratches his back with the item) Ooh. Mm-hmm. Oh... Oh! Whoo! Oh, yeah, that's it!<br> | ||
− | '''Patrick''': Let me try! (uses the item to scratch his back) | + | '''Patrick''': Let me try! (uses the item to scratch his back)<br> |
'''SpongeBob''': Uh, Patrick, that's not the back scratcher. That's my arm.<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Uh, Patrick, that's not the back scratcher. That's my arm.<br> | ||
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'''Patrick''': What's it saying?<br> | '''Patrick''': What's it saying?<br> | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': It | + | '''SpongeBob''': It's saying... "It's dark in here." Got anything else, Sandy?<br> |
− | Sandy: There's my nuttachino machine. It makes a | + | Sandy: There's my nuttachino machine. It makes a hot, frothy cup of any nut you choose. (puts the nut into the machine. The |
nuts screams which makes SpongeBob sad) And lastly, my fully automated nutcracker. (turns it on. The nutcracker tries to | nuts screams which makes SpongeBob sad) And lastly, my fully automated nutcracker. (turns it on. The nutcracker tries to | ||
crack open a nut but it can't and gives up) Oh! I can't even make a simple nutcracker.<br> | crack open a nut but it can't and gives up) Oh! I can't even make a simple nutcracker.<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': That's a mirror, Patrick. It's already been invented.<br> | '''SpongeBob''': That's a mirror, Patrick. It's already been invented.<br> | ||
− | '''Patrick''': Somebody keeps stealing my ideas | + | '''Patrick''': Somebody keeps stealing my ideas, huh?<br> |
SpongeBob's Image: (strange accent) Well, I thought it was a pretty good idea.<br> | SpongeBob's Image: (strange accent) Well, I thought it was a pretty good idea.<br> | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': (his invention crashes, nothing but a spring) | + | '''SpongeBob''': (his invention crashes, nothing but a spring) Ooh... I give up. I'll never invent anything. (acoustic guitar plays. It's Sandy) |
− | '''''Music:''''' "[[ | + | '''''Music:''''' "[[So Long Bikini Bottom]]" |
So long, Bikini Bottom | So long, Bikini Bottom | ||
I can't leave without a good-bye | I can't leave without a good-bye | ||
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There's so many things I'll miss | There's so many things I'll miss | ||
From your smoggy, crowded city | From your smoggy, crowded city | ||
− | To your stingin' jellyfish | + | To your stingin' [[jellyfish]] |
This town is filled with many things | This town is filled with many things | ||
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Professor Percy: We are the board of directors of Tree Dome Enterprises Limited, and we are here to ascertain if Miss | Professor Percy: We are the board of directors of Tree Dome Enterprises Limited, and we are here to ascertain if Miss | ||
− | + | Cheek's inventions are up to snuff.<br> | |
'''SpongeBob''': Why everyone in town has benefited from Sandy's scientific knowledge. Before Sandy showed up, I used to be a | '''SpongeBob''': Why everyone in town has benefited from Sandy's scientific knowledge. Before Sandy showed up, I used to be a | ||
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'''Patrick''': Doctor Professor Patrick. Don't mind him. You know how interns are.<br> | '''Patrick''': Doctor Professor Patrick. Don't mind him. You know how interns are.<br> | ||
− | Professor Percy: Where is Miss Cheeks?<br> | + | Professor Percy: Where is [[Sandy|Miss Cheeks]]?<br> |
'''SpongeBob''': She should be back any moment.<br> | '''SpongeBob''': She should be back any moment.<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': Patrick.<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Patrick.<br> | ||
− | '''Patrick''': That's Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick to you!<br> | + | '''Patrick''': That's Mr. [[Patrick|Doctor Professor Patrick]] to you!<br> |
'''SpongeBob''': Don't you think it's time to show them Sandy's invention, Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick?<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Don't you think it's time to show them Sandy's invention, Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick?<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': Uh-huh. Isn't it great?<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Uh-huh. Isn't it great?<br> | ||
− | Lord Reginald: An automatic back scratcher, hair comber, nose picker, ukulele tuner. Yes, well | + | Lord Reginald: An automatic back scratcher, hair comber, nose picker, ukulele tuner. Yes, well I've heard that claim |
before.<br> | before.<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': Pudding? I don't remember that part of the invention.<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Pudding? I don't remember that part of the invention.<br> | ||
− | Lord Reginald: | + | Lord Reginald: Now it's tuning my ukulele. (one sour note of the ukelele and the invention gets out-of-control. Lord |
− | Reginald is hit on the head with the ukulele) Ouch! | + | Reginald is hit on the head with the ukulele) Ouch! Oo! I say, was that necessary? (is slapped in the back of his head) |
You, sir, are impertinent. (a pair of scissors, fire, a saw, and more gadgets surround him) Oh, dear. (screams)<br> | You, sir, are impertinent. (a pair of scissors, fire, a saw, and more gadgets surround him) Oh, dear. (screams)<br> | ||
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Bus Driver: It sure does. We make stops in Quittersville, Failuretown, and Loserburg. (Sandy heres the screaming)<br> | Bus Driver: It sure does. We make stops in Quittersville, Failuretown, and Loserburg. (Sandy heres the screaming)<br> | ||
− | Sandy: What in | + | Sandy: What in tar nation? (enters her treedome) What's with all the monkey business? (gasps)<br> |
'''SpongeBob''': Sandy!<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Sandy!<br> |